Chapter 1 - You know youre dead when...

You Know Youre Dead When



         
You Know Youre Dead When...



...there is a big pile of red liquid next to you



...you are not breathing



...that thing in your upper-left part of your body stops moving



...there is a long red tail with a point on it coming from the back



...there are big white things with feathers coming out of your back



...you are not alive



...you are in a big wooden thing in the ground



...there is a big hole in your gut



...have a hole in your head and another one on the exact opposite side



...there are orange, red, yellow, blue, or white flames all over you



...you have just jumped of the sears tower



...you decide to go toward the light



...your head or body is flat



...you are dead



...your body is hear while your head is there



...you see a body laying on the ground that looks like you



...you see a skeleton in black robes with a scythe for a couple of
seconds and someone else is not dead.

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