Chapter 6 - Chapter 6

Moonlitmonk: YES! I'm finally updating Anime Fairy Tale!! @.x after a long period of writer's block, it finally hit me! MAKE IT FUNNIER!!! -.- How I'll do that is beyond me, but whatever. =D



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Moon: -Asleep in the soup-



ODD: Err- Moon? You're face is covered in boiling hot soup.



Moon: -SNORE-



Jim: Eh, it's best we don't bother her. She might get up and spew soup on us.



ODD: Guess you're right.



Moon: -SNORE- Yes, please. More Parmesan cheese on the ravioli…



Gene: WAKE UP, STUPID!!! -Dunks Moon's face in the soup-



Moon: -Wakes up- GAH!!! x.@



Gene: YOU RUINED THE SOUP WITH YOUR DROOL!!!!



Moon: I didn't drool!



Soup: -Is mostly saliva-



Moon: Err- It's spit soup?



Gene: -.- Nice try.



^Dining Room^



Prince Joey: Mom! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME MARRY MARIAH!!!



Queen Serenity: Sorry, son. No can do. You've rejected all other princesses, and she's the last one.



Prince Joey: PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU!!!!



Mariah: HELLOOOO, NEW FAMILIY!!!



Cuddles: REOWWWWW!!! -Claws up Joey's face again-



Prince Joey: MAKE IT STOP!!! THE FURY OF CLAWS ON MY CORNEAS!!! -Runs around randomly while trying to rip Cuddles the cat off his face-



Mariah: Awww, he loves you, Joey-Kun!



Robert: o.O Mariah, you're cat's trying to kill him.



Mariah: ^^ Isn't it cute?



All: -Sweatdrop-



ODD: -Brings out the food- DIG IN, PEOPLE!!!



Mariah: What's for dinner?



ODD: Soup. ^^ Specially made soup. -Trips and spills scolding hot soup all over Joey-



Prince Joey: OH GOD!!! NOW I HAVE BOILING HOT SOUP AND CLAW MARKS ON MY CORNEAS!!!! -Screams-



Moon, Jim, and Gene: -Rush out- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!?!?!?



ODD: Prince Joey's screaming about his corn or something.



Prince Joey: CORNEAS!!! MY EYES!!! FILLED WITH SOUP!!! AND ANGRY CAT CLAWS!!! MAKE THE PAIN STOP!!!



Cuddles: -Latches onto Moon's hair-



Moon: OH GOD!!! MY WONDERFUL HAIR!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!



Cuddles: HISSSSSS



Prince Joey: -Looks like he's been through a blender- … I'll be in the hospital wing trying to get the horrid sting out of my eyes. Don't wait up.



Moon: IT'S EATING MY HAIR!!!!



Mariah: Good Cuddles! ^^



Moon: EVIL!!! YOU'RE EVIL!!!!



Mariah: Come on, Cuddles! Time for dinner!



Jim: Err- Moon? You might want to even that hair up.



Moon: -Has dramatically shorter hair on one side than the other- o.o!!! NO!!!! MY LOVELY HAIR!!! ;.; No fair! I'm so unloved!!! -Rushes off to find Prince Joey-



Gene: … -Attempting to hold in his hysterical laughter-



^Hospital Wing^



Tala: …Again? Man, that cat hates you!



Prince Joey: Haven't you bothered to notice the burning hot soup marks?



Michael: Undistinguishable from the rest of your burnt face.



Prince Joey: -.-



Moon: -Enters- Can you guys help me even my hair up?



All: -Burst into hysterical laughter- OH MAN!!!! THAT CAT CUT YOU UP GOOD!!!



Moon: -.- Shut up and cut my hair or else I'll kill you.



Michael: Yeah, sure… Whatever.



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End. Yeah, I'm lazy. -.-

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