Chapter 11 - Chapter 11... Unexpected Alliance

Part 11: Unexpected Alliance



Shadow: How come every time we're able to go home something bad happends...?

Sonic: Dont ask me, ask the author!

Shadow: Why?!! *sob sob*



Shadow gets a daydream.... again....



Maria: Shadow...

Shadow: What?!

Maria: Use your awesome power...

Shadow: What awesome power?

Maria: The power to be awesome...

Shadow: ... Huh...?

Maria: You always had it in you... But you never learned how to use it...

Shadow: Show me how to use it Maria...

Maria: Take a look at vector...

Shadow: Why...?

Maria: Do you know why Vector isnt hurt...?

Shadow: How come..?

Maria: It'z because he's gangsta yo'!

Shadow: Unleash my awesome awesomness power Maria...

Maria: Okidoki! ^_^



Back in real life...



Shadow: Yo' Vector!! WASSUP?!!1

Vector: I'm cool dawg, lets ice this mother, you'z down homes?!

Shadow: Aight!! I'm down ya'll!!1



Vector/Shadow: FUUUUUUUUUUSION....... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!1



Shadow and vector combined there power, molting together into one being.



All: What the hell...?!! O_o

Vecdow: I'z Vecdow ya'll....

Sonic: Vecdow... What kinda name is that?! Shator sounds better...

Vecdow: Lets pop this fool!1



Vecdow beats the crap out of the Hell's Guardian.



Sonic: Wow... Thats an anti-climax....

Rouge: Yup...

Knuckles: Fo' real...



Vector and Shadow lost there power. ( Just because okay? :P )



Shadow: He still aint dead!

Vector: Aight, its easy, just bore him to death with useless questions...

Shadow: Aight! ^_^



Shadow walks over to the Hell's guardian.



Shadow: Hmm... Lets see... Why does the sun sets?

Hell's Guardian: O_o

Shadow: How come I'm such a cool hedgehog? ^_^

Sonic: Hey... =(

Shadow: Why are some items in the game Sonic The Hedgehog hidden in tv's?

Hell's guardian: ~_~

Shadow: How come banana's are yellow and not pink?

Hell's Guardian: No... Please...

Shadow: If a hedgehog smells, can they use deoderent?

Rouge: That thing talks!1

Shadow: Why is Sonic affraid of water...? Wait, did he talked?!

Hell's Guardian: Yes I talked!!1


All: O_o

Shadow: How come you can talk?

Hell's Guardian: Well, the zombie's, hellknights and pinky's are stupid... I'm not, I'm a Guardian for crying out loud!



Shadow: Okaaay... So... Why are you attackig us..?

Hell's Guardian: I wasn't!! I was checking out the party!

Shadow: What party...?

Hell's Guardian: Well, we were finally released from that hot place and we're broke our contract with our boss, so we celebrated it, They all got drunk and killed people...



Shadow: Aah... Well, we killed them all! ^_^

Hell's Guardian: Except that one...



Some pinky demon is nibbeling on Espio



Sonic: Damn... How many times does Espio get bitten...?

Shadow: Eeh... Can you ask if he can stop nibbeling on Espio...?

Hell's Guardian: Sure! ^_^



Hell's Guardian is talking gibberish



Pinky goes away, looking a bit disappointed.



Espio is waking up...:

Shadow: Espio, you've got bitten again... *pulls up sedating rifle with medicine*

Espio: Shoot....



Shadow fires 40 darts on Espio's butt. Espio is knocked out again.



Sonic: So... Whats your name...?

Hell's Guardian: I'm Peaches! ^_^

Rouge: Right...

Shadow: So... Do you know how to get off this base?

Peaches: No, I'm sorry, I dont...

Sonic: Shoot, then all of this was for nothing...

Knuckles: Wait... Do you know where Amy and Charmy? Its a bee and a female hedgehog!



Peaches; Yeah, I've seen them...

Knuckles: Really?!! Are they okay?!

Peaches: Yeah, I saw them a few days ago. But they were not with you guys.

Knuckles: So... Where are they now?

Peaches: They both got transported back to there own world...



All: O_o

Sonic: What?!!

Peaches: Yeah...

Sonic: Explain!

Peaches: Well, when you left here alone and Charmy was knocked out by the bump, You guys were moving on. Charmy eventually woke up and found Amy. They went accidently to the teleporter and was transported to Earth.



Sonic: Wait... This earth...?

Peaches: Well, there's only one Earth...

Shadow: Ooooowh... nooo....

Peaches: What...?

Shadow: Thats what were trying to avoid the whole time... Being warped back to this Earth in Doom3....



Peaches: Huh... I dont understand...

Shadow: *Sigh...* Well, We came from a whole other dimension. We were warped into this game. So this Earth is not the Earth were we came from...



Peaches: Aah... I see...

Sonic: So... Now what are gonna do?

Tails: Eeh... We need to go to this Earth... To save Amy and Charmy...

Sonic: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! I wanna go home!!

Shadow: Aawh come on... Do we really need to save them... I mean...

Peaches: They are your friends...

Vector: Charmy'z just annoying yo...



Peaches: True friendship doesnt mean leave someone behind...

Sonic: *Sigh...* Aight... Lets go....

Shadow: Ok.. I''m down...

Peaches: I think I need to warn you guys though...

Sonic: Why...?

Peaches: The minions of hell are preparing an invasion on Earth's bottom... They are waiting for someone to open up the portal so that they can escape.



Rouge: Well, who could be so stupid to open up the portals to hell-



.........................



All: CHARMY!!!!!!

Sonic: No time to wasted guys, if we wanna save them, we need to go now!!

Shadow: Probabley to late for that. We know how Charmy is.... Aah well...



Peaches: Ya'll be carefull now guys... Peace out....


Peaches vanished in smoke and fire...



Shadow: What the...?

Sonic: Nice little fella, I liked Peaches...

Rouge: Do we really need to save them...? I mean...

Knuckles: Yeah... I dont see why though....

Sonic: Just get going...

Knuckles: Its because you like her huh?

Sonic: No...

Knuckles: Whatever...

Shadow: *Sigh...* Here we go again....



To be continued!!

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