Username   Password  
Remember   Register   |   Forgot your password?

Chapter 12 - Chapter 12... Its Chaos that keeps the world go ro

Sonic and Shadow accidentally caused Chaos Control, which everyone landed up in another game… Everyone needs to work together to survive this hellhole…

RANDOM HUMOR!!

Chapter 12 - Chapter 12... Its Chaos that keeps the world go ro

Chapter 12 - Chapter 12... Its Chaos that keeps the world go ro


Part 12: Its Chaos that keeps the world go round…



*Incase you haven't noticed, this story is rated some violence and strong languages, so don't say I didn't warned you! * ^_^





After Peaches vanished in smoke and fire, they decided to save Amy and Charmy…



Espio: I think we should go guys, to earth.

Shadow: Yeah, I think so too…

Rouge: … What…? Espio, you're awake?

Espio: Yup, those sedating darts don't have much effect anymore…

Tails: Aah.. Are you still dizzy or anything?

Espio: Nope ^_^



Shadows brings up the tranquilizer rifle and shoots a dart on Espio's butt.



Espio: AAH!! Why the HELL did you do that for?!!

Shadow: I felt like it! ^_^

Sonic: Ok, lets go guys…



They are lining up the Chaos Emeralds… The portal opens up…



Espio: Let me go first guys, I haven't seen any action since I got here…
*looking pissed at Shadow*



Shadow hides tranquilizer rifle behind his back and whistles



Espio: Ok… I'm running through the portal… one… two… three….



Espio's still standing, looking a bit worried…


Espio: Four… five… six… seven…. eight… nine…

Shadow: Ooh, for fracks sake!! *pushes Espio*

Espio: AAAAAAAAH!!1



Espio disappeared in the portal…



Shadow: I'll go next…



Eventually, everybody got through…



Sonic: Well, here we are, Earth!

Shadow: Yay…

Tails: So… Where are we…?

Shadow: Wow, some channels, and a bridge!

Rouge: Hey, here's a route description!

Sonic: We're in Amsterdam!!

Shadow: WHAT?!! Do you know what that means?!!

Knuckles: Red Light District, Coffeeshops?!! Oh boy. I'm so gonna get high!! ^_^

Shadow: No….

Knuckles: Aawh….

Sonic: Then what?

Shadow: We're on the other side of the world!!!

All: SO?!!

Shadow: Peaches didn't say anything about where they planning to invade!! So how the hell do we know where they are?!!



Sonic: Good question…

Tails: Well… He did say that they are waiting for someone to open up the portal to Earth…



Shadow: So..? That still isn't useful…

Tails: No wait; it's because of that, I think we need to be on the UAC Space Corporation on earth.



Sonic: How to get there?

Tails: Warp back to the UAC Base on Mars, then we should use the regular transporter, which will warp us to the UAC Base on Earth…



Sonic: I don't get it….

Tails: *Sigh…* There are 2 UAC bases: One on Mars, one on Earth. They use the UAC base on Earth to get to Mars. They are being teleported there…



Sonic: How come the teleporters exist?!

Tails: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW, ITS THE FUTURE!!!!!!

Sonic: O_o

Shadow: Ok... CHAOS CONTROL!!!11



*zap*



Tails: Lets go to the entrance.

Shadow: Wait… Before we go, we need to stop by the Weapons Armory…

Vector: Aight!! We're gonna ice those fools!!

Espio: Fo' real!!



They are all heading back to the weapons armory…



Shadow: Ok guys, pick something!



Espio: Ooh… I like this one… *picks Katana sword*

Tails: Whoa!! A Glock 17!!

Sonic: Gimme that, you cant handle a gun yet!!

Knuckles: An M4 with M203 Grenade launcher!! *gasp*



Shadow: Hmm… I'll take the spas-12, the Berretta M9, the Barret M82A1 .50 cal sniper, a standard combat knife, tactical gear, some frag grenades, the HK MP5, Styer Aug, two Desert Eagles, a TEC 9, and maybe if there is still room an

AK-101…



All: ~_~

Shadow: What…? The AK-101 is a good rifle, Maria taught me to use it once!

Sonic: Make sure you've got enough ammo guys!

Knuckles: Rouge, wanna see my gun…? ^_^

Rouge: No… Wanna see mine?!

Knuckles: YEAH!!1

Rouge: It's a BFG! ^_^

Knuckles: BFG…?

Rouge: Big fracking gun! =D

Knuckles: O_o



( BFG is an actual weapon in Doom3 ) ^_^



Shadow: All done? Then lets move out…



They are walking to the teleporter room, until Sonic is seeing the vending machine again…



Sonic: Hey wait! *throws grenade at vending machine* *BOOM!!!* a lot of smoke and debris.



Sonic: Ha, you should have given my candy in chapter one!!

Vending machine is still standing. No scratch…



Sonic: Aawh…

Shadow: Stop wasting ammo!!



Everyone is looking at Shadow: All packed up, you can barely see his head…



Shadow: What, I come prepared!



After a few minutes they reached the teleporter.



Tails: Don't use the Emeralds, there useless now… Just stand in the blue circle, I'll do the rest…



Tails activates the teleporter, after a while, they are being zapped to Earth…



Shadow: Whoa!! That was cool!! DO IT AGAIN!!1

Tails: Guys…

Rouge: How can you walk, all strapped like that?

Tails: Guys…

Shadow: Cause I'm strong…

Tails: Guys…

Sonic: What?!

Tails: Some thing is looking very hungry at me…

Shadow: So what, just shoot it…

Tails: I'm not strapped!1

Shadow: Oowh… Ok, I'll shoot it.



*bang*



Shadow: First blood…. I love it… Lets go to the exit…



They got out of the base, and they are in the middle of the desert…



Shadow: Great…

Sonic sings: Just keep walking, Just keep walking, just keep walking, walking walking! ^_^



Shadow: Zip it…

Sonic: Ok…



After a while, they see a sign:



Sonic: Welcome to… Lake Minnesota…?

Shadow: A lake in the middle of a desert?

Sonic: Well, I don't know, it still doesn't look like its been attacked…



Then Tails showed up in a coach bus…



Sonic: TAILS!! YOU'RE THE MAN!!1

Tails: Thanks! ^_^ Its nice to here some compliments you know… Don't thank me all at once…

Shadow: Wait… H…Ho…How… Aah never mind, I'm not even asking how you got it…



Tails: Ok, hop in!



Sonic: Drive to the nearby town!

Tails: OKAY!!1



Finally, they got to a town…



Sonic: Hey look, a Kentucky Fried Chicken!!

Shadow: *Sigh…* Drive on Tails…

Sonic: NOOOO! PLEASE?!! IM SO HUNGRY!!!1

Shadow: No…

Sonic: Please…?

Shadow: No…

Sonic: Please…?

Shadow: ALLRIGHT BUT STOP WHINING!!1

Sonic: Yay!1



Sonic is going alone to the Kentucky fried, but no one is in there…

Sonic: Its deserted!! ='(

Shadow: Ok, drive on!!



As they drive through the town, they see that the whole town was in chaos, buildings on fire and stuff…



Tails: I think were to late… They already opened the gates….

Shadow: Shoot… So how are we supposed to find Charmy and Amy…?

Rouge: I don't know, I really have no clue…

Sonic: I think we should give up, its useless to search like this…

Shadow: Can't you've thought about that earlier…?

Sonic: Nope ^_^

Knuckles: You know what…?

All: What…?

Knuckles: Shadow can use Chaos Control to warp us back…

Sonic: You can do that…?

Shadow: Yeah…

Sonic: O_o YOU MEAN YOU COULD DO THAT THE WHOLE TIME BUT NEVER THOUGHT OF IT?!!!

Shadow: Yeah…

Sonic: Do'h….!!1

Shadow: Ok… I'll do it… CHAOS CONTROL!!1



*zap*



Sonic: Yay!! Home sweet home!!1

Shadow: Finally… I'm going to take a nap, cya later!



To be continued!!






















Comments

Comments (2)

You are not authorized to comment here. Your must be registered and logged in to comment

nextguardian on March 21, 2006, 5:03:09 AM

nextguardian on
nextguardianThat BFG thing was hilarious.