Chapter 1 - The Cell Saga (Starts When Cell Absorbes 17)
Submitted October 29, 2005 Updated October 29, 2005 Status Incomplete | Cell absorbes android 17 and everyone's all like "WTF" A funny parody of how I (Mrs Katie Way) thought the Cell Saga should've happened. If you have never seen the Cell Saga, there may be spoilers, because I kept the real plot (That Toriyama-sama w
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Chapter 1 - The Cell Saga (Starts When Cell Absorbes 17)
Chapter 1 - The Cell Saga (Starts When Cell Absorbes 17)
How I think The Cell Saga Should've Went Down
By: Mrs Katie Way
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball Z. Toei, FUNimation, and Akira Toriyama own it. I only own this plot...It's obviously a parody..So ha ha to all you...not parody-making people.
Author's Note: This is obviously a Mrs Katie Way story. Why? Because it's Dragon Ball Z, and its incredibly stupid...And still hilarious. It's a one-shot and I hope y'all like it!
A DBZ Parody of how I think the Cell Saga should've went down! ^.^ Hope you find it funny!
One Day...Somewhere on Earth...That is Completely Desolate and is a Gagillion Miles Wide...And Appears it Couldn't Fit On Earth...But It's Right Over There...
Goku: Oh no! Cell just absorbed #17!
Gohan: Damn!
Cell: MUAHAHAHAHA!
Vegeta: Let's get him!
Yamcha: I'm too stupid to figure out what's going on...
Tien: Damn right!
Now the people fight Cell....
Tien: Tri-Beam Cannon! I'm gonna damn right kick your @$$ with this! Tri-Beam Cannon!
Cell: Oh no...I'm being hit with the Tri-Beam Cannon...oh no...
Tien: Damn right!
Trunks: STFU!!!!
Two Days Later...
Goku: Oh no! Cell just absorbed #18!
Gohan: Damn!
Cell: MUAHAHAHAHA!
Vegeta: Let's get him!
Yamcha: I'm too stupid to figure out what's going on...
Tien: Damn right!
Now the people fight Cell...
Cell: Whoa! Deija-vou
Trunks: Wow-ness.
Cell: ANYwayz, I was like, at the like, mall, and well like....
Piccolo: WTF
Cell: Anyhow, I'm opening some tournament in 10 days. See you like, then!
Ten Days Later
Goku is fighting Cell...and is fighting reeeeeeeally reeeeeeeeeally badly.
Goku: I give up. Gohan, you're turn!
Gohan: Damn!
Tien: Damn right.
Trunks: STFU!
Krillin: I can't fight Cell...cause I'm short, and bald....hahaha
Tien: Damn right.
Trunks: STFU with the "damn right"!!!!! it's driving me crazy!
Vegeta: Damn right.
Piccolo: WTF
Anyway, Gohan's fighting Cell, and he's winning, like, reeeeeally, reeeeeeally, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally well
Cell: How can you be so good!
Gohan: Damn! I don't know!
#16: Gohan...unleash your anger and stuff.
Cell: Shut up.
Cell destroys #16, making him a useless talking head.
Goku: Oh no! You just destroyed #16!
Gohan: Damn!
Cell: MUAHAHAHAHA!
Vegeta: Let's get him!
Yamcha: I'm too stupid to figure out what's going on.
Tien: Damn right.
Krillin: I'm too bald to help out.
Trunks: STFU
Piccolo: WTF
Gohan goes SSJ2 and kicks Cell's @$$. Cell spits out #18 and blah, blah, blah.
Cell: Now I shall blow myself up!
Goku: Nuh-uh! I shall teleport you somewheres, to keep you out of harms way!
Goku turnes to Gohan
Goku: Sorry Gohan. See ya later!
Goku teleportes Cell to King Kai's Planet.
King Kai: WTF is wrong with you!
Goku: Sorry King Kai!
Cell blows up and everybody's dead. Except for Cell because he regenerated himself. He teleported back to Earth and everyone was surprised...cause he was supposed to be dead.
Cell: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ck!
Gohan: Damn!
Gohan goes back to SSJ2 and fires a Kamehameha at Cell, Cell totally dodges it and fires a beam at Trunks. Trunks dies and Vegeta goes Nutso, and tries to kill Cell. Cell almost breaks his back and Gohan jumps in the way of Cell's finishing move (whatever that move is), and broke his arm.
Gohan: Damn!
Cell totally ignores this and starts firing up a Kamehameha. Gohan thinks he can't do that, because he lots more than half his power, but Goku's all like:
Goku: You have power buried deep inside you. Use it!
Gohan: Ok!
Gohan charges up a Kamehameha which is totally more powerful than Cell's. Gohan kills Cell, and everyone flies to Kami-Sama's Tower.
Hercule: I beat Cell!
News Guy: Nuh-uh, the little boy did, we caught it on camera!
Hercule: Damn!
Shifity-Five Guy (I dont own him): And that was the Schfifty-Five.
Other Schfifty-Five Guy: What'd you say!
THE END
was it funny? stupid? wanna send my @$$ to HFIL? R&R!
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bcm13materofall on April 9, 2006, 6:42:29 AM
i like tien damn right trunks:i said STFU