Chapter 3 - The slap, and the guy

Naruto ran into the room from the gaping hole in the wall, ‘ Sorry Kakashi-sen-’ he stoped mid sentence and took a look at Sakura as h sat down, he wolf whistled, ‘ hello mamasita.’ He wasn’t the only one though, just about the entire male population in the room were looking at her like she was a particularly tasty piece of meat. Sakura wore a black shirt that had only one sleeve and a pink under shirt, a black pleated skirt, knee-high boots, and a white circle in the middle of her shirt (she had her pink hair up in a cute, messy bun.).

‘ Sakura-san, that’s not exactly the dress-’ Kakashi stopped mid-sentence as he saw a how revealing her shirt was, ‘ – c-code so uh, for punishment you have to were that shirt for the rest of the day!’ Sakura glared at him, ‘ you old perverted fart, ‘ she muttered under her breath. Kakashi smiled underneath his mask, and scratched his head akwardly,

‘ Well… uh, since it’s you first day, please, feel free to pick your seat.’

She looked around, all eyes were on her. She gulped a little nervously. (The row/seats are like the ones in the ninja academy in the real anime were there are stairs). She walked slowly up the stairs, only to find a crowd of whispering girls who were gossiping about her, or a bunch of horny guys. Speaking of which, ‘ Hi, I’m Naruto Uzimaki Dattebayo!’ he stook out his hand a he was about to stand up until …. His foot got stuck in his backpack strap

*trip*

*squeeze*

‘wow……… they’re softer than I imagined them to be.’

Sakura looked utterly horrified as the whole class started to laugh at the 2 of them. All except a dark haired boy who simply stared.

Sakura blush profusely, taking all the chakra she had and storing it up in her hand, she slapped him on the cheek, causing him to whirl like hurricane Katrina, and hit the wall, knocking him unconscious. The whole class had immediately shut up. Sakura looked and two girls who looked at her both impressed an awed, ‘ Ano, can I sit with you two?’ the two of them wore black pleated shirts, a green tie, and a white shirt. the blonde smiled, ‘ Anyone who can shut this dumbass class up is welcomed to sit with us any day!’ she replied brightly as Sakura sat down, and the whole class began to mutter.

‘ But seriously, I can’t believe you just pimp slapped Naruto unconscious!’ she mad a wide grin, ‘ Sakura Haruno, I like you already!’ Ino smiled, ‘ Oops!’ she quickly realized, ‘ My Name is Ino Yamanaka, and this Hinata Hyuuga.’ Sakura looked at the dark haired girl, she looked back at Sakura, averted her gaze, blushed shyly, and did that weird thing with her fingers, ‘ A-a-ano, N-nice to meet y-you S-Sakura-san.’ She stuttered.

Sakura smiled happily as she sat down in-between Hinata and Ino. Ino turned to her, ‘ So, we’re you from?’ Sakura smiled ‘I’m from Konoha but I had to transfer schools.’ Ino looked at err questionably, ‘ what for?’
‘Err… my school got… overcrowded.’

Ino looked at her suspiciously, and started to rub her chin with her thumb and index finger, ‘ Hmmmm…. Fair enough.’

Sakura quickly changed the subject, ‘ So uh, could you two give me a tour of the school?’ Ino smiled, ‘Yup! There is nothing that Hinata and I don’t know about the school.’
Hinata looked t her skeptically, ‘ No, that’s not true Ino, we still have no clue what’s inside the Mystery Meat Monday grub at school, or Wreckage Wednesday pie, or FREAK- WTF- IS- THIS- Friday.’ Sakura looked at Hinata, ‘Wow, you didn’t stutter once.’ She said brightly. Ino grinned, ‘ That’s ‘cause she only stutters when she’s nervous… witch is practically all he time but… there are those special moments,’ she said jokingly, fake tears of joy in her eyes.

‘I-ino-chan’

The class was talking, almost forgetting that Naruto was currently unconscious, on the floor.

‘ Ahem, that’s enough class, Today we will read a new book- which I am now authorized to teach- called…’ he pulled out a green book, so dramatically that it would put Gai to shame, ‘ MAKE-OUT TACTICS, THE NEW BOOK!’ Everyone sweatdropped, ‘ Kakashi hurriedly passed out the books, ‘Now everyone read chapters 1-4 for the rest of the period, after you are all done, I’ll give you a pop quiz with 8 questions about what you have just read, GO!’ Sakura stared disgustedly at the contents of the book, Groooooosss, there is no possible way ANYONe, can bend that way! Sakura thought to herself

I bet that cute raven-haired hunk can!’

Sakura blinked unbelievably

‘Am…. Am I loosing my sanity already?

BAKAREO! How could you forget me, I mean we were like beans in a pod, tuna in a can, Peanut butter and Jelly-

OMG, what the HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING IN MY BRAIN YOU PERVERT!

Hey, I’m you, and that’s no way to treat your- OMG OMG, don’t move!

WHAT!

The raven-haired kid is staring at you

SO? What do I care?

GOD there is no way you are me, turn around

Wha-

I SAID DO IT!

Sakura turned slowly towards the Raven-haired boy behind her. He wore black pants, a white collared shirt, and a necklace that had a fan on it.

His gaze was like thousands of kunai going through her at once, she blushed nervously, ‘Um…nice…. Hair.’ Sakura mentally slapped her self

‘ Nice hair? NICE HAIR? Omg how lame can you get Sakura?

Perrrity Lame.

Shut-up no one asked you!

Sakura smiled awkwardly after the silence (A/N: *WAAAH* and thus…. A GAY BABY WAS BORN!). She turned away from him and slid into her chair, hoping that somehow she would have t transfer once again.

Ino giggled, and whispered to Sakura, ‘Sorry he’s taken’

‘ W-what?’ Sakura stuttered, blushing lightly

‘I said he’s taken-‘

Sakura felt a crumpled piece f paper it her on the side of her head. Carefully she opened it, ‘by me, so he’s mine you little dog >=D’ she looked up to see someone she’d hope she’d never have to see again

‘. …Karin…’
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Hey people pl read my crap! i worked hard =(

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