Chapter 1 - how HM guys would react...

ME: hi! I'm going to tell the Harvest Moon dudes they have fan-girls! to annoy them and see what they say.. our first victim (coughs) i mean.. uh.... person.... is Ray.
Me: hello!
Ray: uh..hi?
Me: did you know you have fan-girls in an opposite dimension?
Ray: uhh.... come again?
Me: okay bye,now we will go find Kurt and tort- I mean ask him what he thinks :)
Me: Hi you must be Kurt
Kurt: yeah so?
Me: I just thought I should tell you you have lots of fan-girls who would die to meet you, at a faraway place
Kurt: you included?
Me; your disgusting, no way stupid
Kurt: (offended) well fine then I don't care as long as I never see, hear,or have anything to do with them
Me: why anyone would be his fan I'll never know
Kurt: go home!
Me: make me :P
Kurt: I'm gonna count to three then I will.. one two-
Me: fine I have to go talk to Alex anyway
Me: (goes to hospital place) Hi! you're Doctor Alex right?
Alex: yes
Me: so... I just thought you should know.. there are lots of fan-girls who would go crazy just if they saw you... in another place
Alex: I can't see that happening
Me: I know I can hardly believe it either. I mean YOU... jeez what's with people?
Alex: you should probably leave now
Me: I know I'm outta here door *loser* so next I will ask.. ug... Dan.. I hate Dan... I think he may take this... differently..
Me: hi ug- I mean Dan.
Dan: how did you know my.. wait.. I am finally getting a name in this place!
Me: did you know-
Dan: don't bother telling me things you think I don't know, I know everything
Me: someone has issues..
Dan: ?
Me: okay I garantee you didn't know this.. there are many... no you probably have the least ammount... well-
Dan: of what! what do I have the least amount of! Is it money!?
Me: no you numbskull there are fan-girls in .. my world.. that really are obsessed with you *not that you deserve it*
Dan: HAHA!! I was RIGHT!! I KNEW IT!! I am SO SMART!!
Me: sorry the only way you would be smart is if everyone else in the world had no brain.. including birds..
Dan: what?
Me: stupid, so anyway see you later loser next I'm gonna ask Bob what he thinks.. although it may be a while before I get a reply..
Me: hiya Bob! whats up?
Bob: duuuu.. doin' my work
Me: work? oh well there is something VERY very important I need to tell you and I need you to listen VERY carefully to what I will say.. do you understand?
Bob: yup! i will listen!
Me: okay good.. did you know... there are .. well there are many many girls from a far away place.. that like you very very much they're called fan-girls..
Bob: YAY!! I gots MAN-GIRLS!!
Me: forget it.. I knew you would be to stupid to understand but I didn't know you had hearing issues too..
Bob: man-girls is fun!
Me: I'm gonna go find Blue and ask him
Blue: whatever it is you have to say make it quick I'm too busy to talk to anyone right now
Me: did you know you had fan-girls?
Blue: Ha.. yeah right.. your wasting my time..
Me: fine I have to go ask Joe next...( goes back to the workshop place)
Kurt: I thought I told you to beat it.
Me: I'm not here to talk to you scroodge.. I'm here to talk to Joe
Kurt: oh not that stupid fan-girl thing
Me: hi your Joe right?
Joe: yeah
Me:did you know you have lots of fan-girls in another world?
Joe: huh? what really? cool!
Me: jeeze your almost as big a loser as your brother..
Joe: hey!
Me: don't bother telling me I have attitude problems I'm as stubborn as any-
Joe/Kurt: get out!
Me: fine fine I gotta go find that weird Louis guy anyway....
Kurt: don't care.. just go..
Me: Adios (goes to Junk Shop)
Me: hi! which one of you is Louis?
Ann: thats him over there helping with the machines ( infatuated sigh)
Me: okay. Hiya Lou whassup?
Louis: my name is Louis
Me: okay Louis I thought I should tell you you have fan-girls in an opposite dimension.
Louis: really? Jee wiz! thats just Jolly!
Me: (freaked out) .. okay um... goodbye
Louis: wait! could you tell them I give them love from Louis?
Me: no way! I'm leaving! I gotta go find Carl at his cooking place..
(goes finds Carl)
Me: hi you must be...Cat right?
Carl: no Its Carl nobody is named Cat
Me: well actually I knew a friend who had friend with that name
Carl: so... some people are
Me: okay I'm here to tell you that you have fan-girls you didn't know about it some of them would go crazy just to see you
Carl: :( I'm scared now why did you have to say that?
Me: wimp
Carl: that was mean
Me: I know
Carl: why would you say-
Me: sorry outta time got to go find Basil at some lake and ask him
Carl: please tell him and other people about this place
Me: right.. (goes to Sunny Lake)
Me: hi are you Basil?
Basil: yes I'm Basil and you are?
Me: I'm afraid thats confidential information
Basil: um why?
Me: I don't know it just is, so anyway I am here to tell you.. that you have-
Ray: Hey!
Me: what?
Ray: you didn't give me any lines!
Me: yeah I did your way up in the first lines
Ray: no I only got two lines
Me: quit whining I'm already talking to someone else
Basil: oh hi Ray
Ray: hi Basil
Me: uh still here? I'm supposed to tell you that you have many fan-girls in an opposite world
Basil: (glances at me shakes his head and sighs) kids and their imagination.
Me: its not my imagination Golf-ball brain its true.
Ray: isn't she so funny
Basil: yes children have such a vivid imagination
Me: (losing patience) I am NOT A CHILD!!! I am thirteen and a HALF!!
Basil: everyone here is older then you aren't they
Me: yeah but-
Ray: and your definitely not over eighteen right?
Me: well.. no but-
Basil: voil'a you are a child
Me: oh well at least I'm not as old as you guys
Basil/Ray: ?
Me: you do know your next stage in life is to get married and have children? then the children get older.. then the children become adults and move out... then your sitting all alone with your aged wives.. its plenty of a challenge to feed yourselves but then she gets too old to feed herself so you have to feed your wife too.. or maybe it will be vice versa.. and you'll be the ones sitting around able to do nothing... and so you just sit in that rocking chair and what little of your life that remains is spent by memories of the past.
Basil: do you spend your life thinking up mean things to say to people?
Me: no... I spend my YOUNG life how I like it.
Ray: I still say I didn't get enough lines
Me: you can complain all you want I'm finished here.. wait actually I forgot someone I've gotta go find Jamie
Ray: needless to say I wont miss her
Basil: me neither.
Me: Jamie!
Jamie: what do YOU want brat?
Me: is this how you greet all of your guests?
Jamie: talk or walk
Me: alright bet'cha didn't know you have lots of fan.... people.. in a different place?
Jamie: whatever I guess I'll just have to go to this 'different place' and kill them all
Me: okay good luck finding them cause pretty much everyone BUT you has fan people probably because they can't decide which Jamie they like best boy Jamie. or girl Jamie
Jamie: RAAAA ( goes crazy and starts chasing me around with a sickle and a butcher knife)
END OF INCREDIBLY SHORT STORY
Me: I LIVED!!

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