Chapter 11 - Donut Chronicles: 11
Submitted June 19, 2005 Updated June 21, 2005 Status Incomplete | Pure humor written by my older sister and me back in 2003 or something. Light hints of shounen ai. Heero needs his donuts and coffee. But what happens when he can't get them?
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Chapter 11 - Donut Chronicles: 11
Chapter 11 - Donut Chronicles: 11
“Now, what are we doing?” asked Wufei, glancing around the room, lit only by candles
and with only pillows on the floor. The other pilots, as well as Zechs and Lady Une, sat
around on the pillow.
“Like, DUH!” Said Lady Une, “We’re having a séance to contact the dead and lost spirit
of the great and amazing, not to mention incredibly wonderful and hot, Treize-sama!”
”Hn?”
Duo sweat dropped. “Heero says ‘He died?’ “ Everyone else sweat dropped as well.
Zechs sighed, and lit a few more candles, “Anyhow, it’s almost midnight, and then we
can try to contact the spirit of Trieze.”
”The wonderful, magnificent, and all-around amazing Treize, you mean.” Lady Une
replied. Zechs nodded.
“Talk about obsessed,” Whispered Duo.
Trowa whispered back, “At least they don’t say Dr. J is hot!”
Quatre added: “But Lady Une is almost as bad as Relena anyway.”
”Silence,” said Lady Une and Zechs in unison, “Do not insult the great, wonderful,
amazing, totally cool, hot and sexy Treize.”
”Hn.”
”I agree Heero, that was more than disturbing.”
~~~
The room was dark, save for the candles now, and it was close to midnight.
“Ok, everyone,” ordered Zechs, “Time to hold hands!” He paused.
Everyone (Even Wufei, though he was very reluctant) held hands. Quatre, who was
sitting next to Heero, whispered loudly, “Heero, you have to put down your donut for a
little bit!” And wiped the chocolate off of his hand.
“Hn.”
”Heero says sorry,” Duo translated, while Heero finished his donut and Zechs and Lady
Une grew teary-eyed at the thought of seeing Treize soon.
“He’s so magnificent.”
”And wonderful.”
”And amusing.”
”And helpful.”
”And-“
Duo cut them off, “I’m going to be SICK if you guys don’t shut UP! For crying out loud,
he’s DEAD!”
”That’s why we’re having this séance!” grumbled Zechs, and everyone held hands again.
The clock chimed midnight.
“Close your eyes, everyone,” Commanded Zechs, and he and Lady Une began speaking,
once again, in unison.
“Oh great and magnificent Trieze,” (They paused here, running out of compliments) “We
love you so much and hope that you can hear our pleas tonight and come back to talk to
us, because you are almighty and we are not worthy but we want to see you anyway.”
”And THAT was almighty cheesiness,” whispered Duo. Zechs shot him a Look. Of
course, Duo couldn’t see this Look, because his eyes were closed, but hey, that’s ok,
because Zechs really couldn’t send a Look as his eyes were closed, too.
“And so, dear powerful Treize, please grace us with your almighty presence!”
”Hn.”
”Heero says that we’ll give you a donut!” called out Duo.
“I’ll pretend I didn’t kill you if you come!” added Wufei.
Zechs opened his eyes and glared. “You just ruined it! How can we contact the great
Treize if you keep doing that?”
Suddenly, a blue-greeny-purplish light appeared in the middle of the circle, and a
glowing figure stepped out of it.
“Hullo,” said it, “I believe I heard my name called.” There was a pause. “Several million
times.”
Here, Lady Une fainted with excitement, and the Zechs questioned, “Is that really you
Treize?” ((Don’t they always say that? So cliché!!!! -_-))
“Yes, yes, it is me, the great and powerful Treize.”
”Hey, I can still kick your butt,” exclaimed Wufei.
“What*EVER*,” said Treize.
“Oh Treize, you say the greatest things, your almighty cheesine- erm, almighty grape --
no, great -- person-type, um, person.”
The glowy light figure that was Treize sweat dropped.
Zechs glanced around; Duo was already asleep, Heero was about to fall asleep, and even
Trowa and Quatre were looking tired. (What about Wufei, you ask? Oh, he’s already
asleep too).
About an hour later, Treize left. “I’ll pop by later!” he said, as he stepped back into the
blue-greeny-purplish light and disappeared.
About five minutes later, Lady Une woke up. “Did I miss anything?”
Zechs sweat dropped.
“NO, how could I have possibly missed the great, wonderful, awesome -- “ (she went on
and on and on and on and on and on and on and on until -- this fic ended!)
and with only pillows on the floor. The other pilots, as well as Zechs and Lady Une, sat
around on the pillow.
“Like, DUH!” Said Lady Une, “We’re having a séance to contact the dead and lost spirit
of the great and amazing, not to mention incredibly wonderful and hot, Treize-sama!”
”Hn?”
Duo sweat dropped. “Heero says ‘He died?’ “ Everyone else sweat dropped as well.
Zechs sighed, and lit a few more candles, “Anyhow, it’s almost midnight, and then we
can try to contact the spirit of Trieze.”
”The wonderful, magnificent, and all-around amazing Treize, you mean.” Lady Une
replied. Zechs nodded.
“Talk about obsessed,” Whispered Duo.
Trowa whispered back, “At least they don’t say Dr. J is hot!”
Quatre added: “But Lady Une is almost as bad as Relena anyway.”
”Silence,” said Lady Une and Zechs in unison, “Do not insult the great, wonderful,
amazing, totally cool, hot and sexy Treize.”
”Hn.”
”I agree Heero, that was more than disturbing.”
~~~
The room was dark, save for the candles now, and it was close to midnight.
“Ok, everyone,” ordered Zechs, “Time to hold hands!” He paused.
Everyone (Even Wufei, though he was very reluctant) held hands. Quatre, who was
sitting next to Heero, whispered loudly, “Heero, you have to put down your donut for a
little bit!” And wiped the chocolate off of his hand.
“Hn.”
”Heero says sorry,” Duo translated, while Heero finished his donut and Zechs and Lady
Une grew teary-eyed at the thought of seeing Treize soon.
“He’s so magnificent.”
”And wonderful.”
”And amusing.”
”And helpful.”
”And-“
Duo cut them off, “I’m going to be SICK if you guys don’t shut UP! For crying out loud,
he’s DEAD!”
”That’s why we’re having this séance!” grumbled Zechs, and everyone held hands again.
The clock chimed midnight.
“Close your eyes, everyone,” Commanded Zechs, and he and Lady Une began speaking,
once again, in unison.
“Oh great and magnificent Trieze,” (They paused here, running out of compliments) “We
love you so much and hope that you can hear our pleas tonight and come back to talk to
us, because you are almighty and we are not worthy but we want to see you anyway.”
”And THAT was almighty cheesiness,” whispered Duo. Zechs shot him a Look. Of
course, Duo couldn’t see this Look, because his eyes were closed, but hey, that’s ok,
because Zechs really couldn’t send a Look as his eyes were closed, too.
“And so, dear powerful Treize, please grace us with your almighty presence!”
”Hn.”
”Heero says that we’ll give you a donut!” called out Duo.
“I’ll pretend I didn’t kill you if you come!” added Wufei.
Zechs opened his eyes and glared. “You just ruined it! How can we contact the great
Treize if you keep doing that?”
Suddenly, a blue-greeny-purplish light appeared in the middle of the circle, and a
glowing figure stepped out of it.
“Hullo,” said it, “I believe I heard my name called.” There was a pause. “Several million
times.”
Here, Lady Une fainted with excitement, and the Zechs questioned, “Is that really you
Treize?” ((Don’t they always say that? So cliché!!!! -_-))
“Yes, yes, it is me, the great and powerful Treize.”
”Hey, I can still kick your butt,” exclaimed Wufei.
“What*EVER*,” said Treize.
“Oh Treize, you say the greatest things, your almighty cheesine- erm, almighty grape --
no, great -- person-type, um, person.”
The glowy light figure that was Treize sweat dropped.
Zechs glanced around; Duo was already asleep, Heero was about to fall asleep, and even
Trowa and Quatre were looking tired. (What about Wufei, you ask? Oh, he’s already
asleep too).
About an hour later, Treize left. “I’ll pop by later!” he said, as he stepped back into the
blue-greeny-purplish light and disappeared.
About five minutes later, Lady Une woke up. “Did I miss anything?”
Zechs sweat dropped.
“NO, how could I have possibly missed the great, wonderful, awesome -- “ (she went on
and on and on and on and on and on and on and on until -- this fic ended!)
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