Chapter 2 - Blood Red Wiener Dog

WARNING!! ONLY READTHIS IF YOU’RE READY FOR ABOSOLUTE MADDNESS!!!!Naruto woke up after an hour.
“Naruto!” Jeriyah yelled. Naruto could only see the pervs face. As he completely regained consciousness, he took a better look at the sage. He saw that Jeriyah same head, but a girls body in a bikini.
“Isn’t this great Naruto?” he looked down. “He he…” Naruto’s mouth dropped open. Naruto ran away as fast as he could, tripping over something. He saw a blood red wiener dog.
“Sorry little feller!” Naruto apologized. Then he say something completely unexpected. On the dogs collar, was Gaara’s tattoo.
“Gaara..?” Naruto asked.
“I’m fwee year’s owld!” the scarlet dog replied in a three year olds voice.
“So… are you Gaara?” Naruto repeated.
It started giggling. “Of corwse siwwy!” Naruto was in awe. He decided to see what happened to the other villagers. Man, purvey sage is a he-she and Gaara’s a dog… Naruto thought. Then he saw Lee… He appeared normal, but that soonly changed…

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