Chapter 3 - Kiwi's Sister

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'thoughts', [actions], (author's notes)
Kiwi: [detransforms] Wow, I can't believe I just did that!
Zakuro:  Yeah, you get that feeling when you first transform.  By theway, how old are you?
Kiwi:  I'm 11.
Zakuro:  Well, Pudding's 11, Ichigo, Mint, and Lettuce are 12, and I'm14.  (I actually don't know how old they are, so I just made that up)
Kiwi:  Cool!
Ryou:  [walks in] Well, I just figured it out.  Kiwi, you are mergedwith the DNA of an endangered fox.
Kiwi:  That's cool.  [a girl looking about 6walks in]
Girl:  Kiwi, hi!  I didn't know you worked here!
Kiwi:  Oh, hi, Candy!  Why are you here?  Is Mom outside?
Candy:  Yeah, Mom is.  Who are thesepeople?
Kiwi:  Candy, this is Ryou, Ichigo, Mint, Lettuce,Pudding, and Zakuro.  You guys, this is my 6-year-old sister Candy.
Ichigo:  Hi, Candy!  So you're Kiwi's sister?
Candy:  [nods shyly, then wraps herself aroundKiwi's leg]
Kiwi:  Well, I guess I need to go.  Bye guys! [leaveswith Candy]
Ryou:  There's something about that girl…
Mint:  You mean Kiwi?
Ryou:  No, Kiwi's sister, Candy.  Somethingdifferent, but I can't figure out what it is.

Later at Kiwi's house…

[Kiwi and Candy are playing in theirbedroom]
Kiwi:  So, maybe you can come see the café that I work at, get to know myfriends?
Candy:  Ooh!  Ooh!  I'd love to! [bounces up and down on the bed, and all of a sudden, earsand a tail pop out.  Candy keeps bouncing,oblivious to what was going on]
Kiwi:  Uh, Candy?
Candy:  Yes?  [stopsbouncing and her ears and tail retract]
Kiwi:  Do that again, and look at yourself in the mirror.
Candy:  Ok!  [bouncesup and down, getting excited again, then looks in a mirror]  Cool!  Ihave cat ears and a tail!
Kiwi:  'But I thought it was only us!  That's all Ryou said… Wait a minute… Maybe when it hit me, it hit Candy, too!'  Candy, did you feel anearthquake this morning?
Candy:  Yeah!
Kiwi:  Well, what happened?
Candy:  Well, there was an earthquake, and allof a sudden, a cute cat appeared, and when I picked it up, it came into me!
Kiwi:  Well, come with me.  [leads her tothe Café]

At the Cafe
Ichigo: Mint, come on, help out!
Mint:  You know that I have my afternoon tea about now!
Ichigo:  Well-[is interrupted by Kiwi pulling Candy over to Ryou]
Kiwi:  Ryou, we need to talk.  WITH Candy there,too.  [pulls Ryou into a room]  Ryou,are you sure that you only injected me with DNA?
Ryou:  Yeah, 99% sure.
Kiwi:  Well, then 1% is right!  You hit Candy too!
Ryou:  What?  I did?
Kiwi:   Candy, get excited orwhatever.
Candy:  Okey-dokey! [gets excited and cat ears and a tail pop out]
Ryou:  Okay, so I hit Candy.  The problem is, she can't work here.  She's only six.
Random loud voice:  ROAR!
Ryou:  [looks out window]  KiremaAnima!  Go tell the others!  Candy, say Mew Mew Candy Metamorphosis!
Candy:  Mew Mew Candy Metamorphosis!  [transforms]  Wow! [runsoutside with the others]
All:  For your evil actions, we will make you pay!
Candy:  Candy Ribbons!  RibbonCandy Encircle!  (I know it sounds like Sailor Venus's Venus Love ChainEncircle, but oh well, I'm addicted to Sailor Moon)
Ichigo:  Ribbon Strawberry Check!
Mint:  Ribbon Mint Echo!
Lettuce:  Ribbon Lettuce Rush!
Pudding:  Pudding Ring Inferno!
Zakuro:  Ribbon Zakuro Pure!
Kiwi:  Ribbon Kiwi Shock!  [kiremaanima is defeated]
Candy:  Wow!  [anotherkirema anima appears]
Lettuce:  Again?
Kish:  You'll never defeat them all!  [five more appear]
Ichigo:  We'll just have to try to defeat them one by on- Aahh! [is picked up by one]
Mint:  Ichigo!  Aah!  [is picked up by a different one]
Lettuce:  Well, it's just the fo- Aah!  [is picked up by yetanother kirema anima]
Zakuro:  Ribbon Zaku- Aah![is picked up by one]
Kiwi:  [Grabs Candy and holds her closeas they are picked up by the last one]
Kish:  Ha!  You're all trapped!  [all are struggling to get out of the grasps of the kirema anima]
Candy:  [starts crying] I want to be withMommy!  I want to get down from here!  Waahh!
Kiwi:  Shush, Candy.  It will be all right.  Just wait, we'llthink of a way to get out of here.  [rips off apiece of her outfit and wipes away Candy's tears]
Candy:  Really?
Kiwi:  Yes.  You just have to believe in yourself, and you'll haveenough confidence.
Candy:  Ok.  [scrunchesup her face, concentrating very hard.  All of a sudden, the Mew Mew'sweapons are disappearing]
Ichigo:  Wha-?  My bell-bell!
Mint:  My...uh...whatever I have!  (i forget)
Lettuce:  My tanets!
Pudding:  My rings!
Zakuro:  My whip-thingy!  (I don't know the name for that or Mint's)
Kiwi:  My rod!
Candy:  My ribbons!
Ichigo:  All of our weapons are disappearing!  Not coming into me,like last time, but going into…
Candy:  What's happening?  I'm feelingpower!  [all of a sudden her ribbons appear inher hand again, but bigger, and there were more of them]  Cool!  Iget different ribbons!  [words come into herhead]  Ribbon Candy EncircleHealing!  (I couldn't come up with anything better)  [kirema animas disappear, leavingregular animals and the alien thingies]
Kiwi:  Candy, you did it!  Now if only we had atrampoline, since we're falling from 50 feet up…
All:  AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  [allof a sudden Candy's ribbons shoot out from her hand and expandon the ground to make a soft landing for all of them]
Kiwi:   Cool, Candy!

Bloopers:
Director: Ages, take one!
Zakuro: Yeah, you get that feeling when you first transform.  By the way, how oldare you?
Kiwi:  I'm 11.
Zakuro:  Well, Pudding's 11, Ichigo, Mint, and Lettuce are 12, and I'm 40.
All but Zakuro:  O.o
Zakuro:  Oh, the joysof plastic surgery!

Director: Kiwi's House, take one!
[Kiwiand Candy are playing in their bedroom]
Kiwi:  So, maybe you can come see the café that I work at, get to know myfriends?
Candy:  Ooh!  Ooh!  I'd love to! [bounces up and down on the bed, and all of a sudden, earsand a tail pop out.  Candy keeps bouncing,oblivious to what was going on]
Kiwi:  Uh, Candy?  You have cat ears and a tail!
Candy:  Oh, that?  That happenssometimes, and I can fight evil, too, as Mew Candy!
Kiwi:  Uh, Candy, you're not supposed to know that!
Candy:  I'm not?  Help me out here,peoples, I'm only 6!

Director: Telling Ryou, take one!
Kiwi: Ryou, we need to talk.  WITH Candythere, too.  [pulls Ryou into a room]
Random man:  Aah!
Kiwi:  [looks around]  Oops, I just pulledyou into the men's bathroom when it was occupied, didn't I?
Ryou:  Yeah, I guess you did…

Director: TellingRyou, take two!
Kiwi: Ryou, we need to talk.  WITH Candythere, too.  [pulls Ryou into a room] Ryou, are you sure that you only injected me with DNA?
Ryou:  Yeah, 1% sure.
Kiwi:  You're supposed to say 99% sure, you idiot!

Director: Falling, take one!
Kiwi: Candy, you did it!  Now if only we had atrampoline, since we're falling from 50 feet up…
All:  AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  [allof a sudden Candy's ribbons shoot out from her hand and expandon the ground, and they land on them]
Pudding:  Hey, these ribbons didn't do anything!  Cool decorationthough!  Owwwiieee…

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Iknow, it's only five bloopers, but it's better than last time!
C U L8R!
Sailor Silver Sky

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