Chapter 5 - Chapter 5

Me: Hi I amback.
Readers: Yay.
Me: Itfeels good to be loved.
Tiilia:Yeah, but why did you then have to bribe them to say yay?
Me: What, Iam not bribing them, right readers.
Readers: …
Me: Heythat was not what I paid you for, ops… Eh lovely weather don’t you think, ah. Saph[/i] is running away, screaming.[/i] Why don’tyou love me anymore?!
Kat: Goodreaders now here is your cookies and remember not a word.
Readers: Munches on the cookies[/i]. No we won’t.
 
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A New Authoress And Pranks.[/b]
Chapter 5
 
 
Me: Those fangirls are desperately in need of some help.
 
 
Sahara dessert
 
 
Fang 7: Areyou sure he is here.
Fang 5: Ofcourse I am. My dog is never wrong.
 
 
Back to thecontrol room
 
 
Sinja: Wellwe only know these were his fangirls but I think weshould have forced them to do an IQ test before.
 
 
(A/N Sorryif you are a Kai fangirl and not stupid but I think Ionly got the stupid.)
 
Kat: Do youhave to do like that.
Me: Likewhat?
Kat: Put instupid author’s note all the time.
A/N: Kat isstupid.
Kat: Stopthat or I will not help you anymore.
A/N: Let methink about it… No I won’t stop and besides you can’t quit I owe you.
Kat: Crap.
A/N: Backto the story.
 
 
Me: Now whoshould I send after those fangirls?
Tiilia:Oh, oh I know.
Me: Whothen?
Tiilia:Me.
Me: Aww, you are so sweet but I don’t think so, I think I amgoing to pull a name instead. A giant hatcomes into the tiny room.[/i]
Sinja: Uhm Saph can you make it smallerI like oxygen.
Me: Surewhy not. The hat shrinks, duh.[/i]
Me: Let’ssee, oh.
Sinja: Whois it?
Me: LadyStardust.
Kat: Shecan’t she is on vacation. (Plus the fact that she is a song)
Me: Oh, buthow about this one. Sinja glances at thepaper.[/i]
Sinja: NopePikachu is in another anime show and this is not acrossover.
Me: Onemore try then… And Ghost is our man eh I’m mean girlno I mean thing no, who is she?
Tiilia: Is jumping up and down.[/i] Oh I know whoshe is and I love her stories.
Me: Goodthen you don’t mind go and give her the mission.
Tiilia: Yay. Is jumping awayto go give the mission to Ghost.[/i]
Me: Finallysome peace and quiet.
Sinja: Um, Saph.
Me: Not nowI am resting.
Sinja: Theyhave company.
Me: What?
Kat: Shemeans that Kenny and Hilary have come.
Me: Oh Iknow that I just acted like I was stupid.
Kat: Youdon’t need to act.
Me: Whatdid you say?
Kat:Nothing, but what are you going to do?
Me:Nothing.
Sinja: Whatyou can’t stop now. You haven’t even mention the real stars in this fanfiction.
Me: I knowbut I had to do this chapter like this because my readers won’t understand therest if I didn’t and if you want to help Ghost, say it in a review. Or justreview.
Sinja: Thischapter has the same status as piece of crap has.
Me: Go andwash your mouth and I agree so I better do it to.
Kat: Sweet drop.[/i] R&Ror I think she is going to be insaine.
Me: I heardyou and you are not getting away with it.
Kat: Ooopppss, note to myself, stop totalk so loud that Saph can hear you. Ahhh!!! Kat isrunning away from the crazy authoress with a toilet as weapon.  [/i]
Me: Gah this thing is heavy bye.
 

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