Chapter 1 - Bah Humbug.

The Saints Sheild outside: We wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry-

Kai: SHUT IT YOU BEGGERS! *Throws pots and pans at them*

Saint Sheilds: AH! *They run*

Kai: TYSON!

Tyson: Yes sir?!

Kai: Why is it so freaking cold in here?! Did the heater break again?!

Tyson: I think so sir...

Kai: THEN FIX IT!

Tyson: Right away sir! *Runs to get the ladder*

Kai: Mwuhahah- I love being me.

(That night)

Kai: *Yawn* Time for me to go sleepy...

Rei Ghost: Kai....

Kai: GAH! HELP- SOMEONE CALL GHOSTBUSTERS!

Rei: Shut up and don't scream like such a little girl! Anyways- Kai... You have been a very selfish jerk. For this you will pay dearly unless you change your ways...

Kai: I changed them last month!

Rei: Kai- I didn't say Lays as in your underweir brand- I said WAYS.

Kai: Oh.

Rei: Tonight you shall be visited by three ghosts-

Kai: Does that include you in that number? Cuz if it does you should just say two ghosts.

Rei: NO. IT DOESN'T INCLUDE ME. Anyways: farewell, Kai. Fareweeeeell...*Dramatic disappearance*

Kai: See ya. Welp- that's that. *Goes to bed*

(At midnight)

BUZZ!

Kai: *Presses the snooze button on his alarm* Not yet, mom....

Kenny Ghost: Kai! Wake up!

Kai: AAH! ANOTHER GHOST!

Kenny: What- where you expecting Casper?

Kai: Forget it- what do you want?

Kenny: I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past. Come with me and I shall show you things form christmasas in the-

Kai: *Snore*

Kenny: WAKE UP!

(A little while later)
Both of them are flying through the air.

Kenny: Okay- here's our pit stop right here.

They land in front of a building.

Kenny: Look inside Kai- tell me what you see.

Kai: OH GAWD! THIS IS THE CHRISTMAS PARTY WHERE ME AND JULIA-

Kenny: Oops! Wrong year- sorry! *Pulls him away*

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