Chapter 1 - The Evil Bee

Disclaimer: I do not and I repeat do not own Inuyasha. If I did, things would be much different. For one, Kagome would be replaced with me. ^__^ And for two, all the guys would be wearing a little bit of clothing *thinks* correction, NO clothing. @.@ *drools*



Incase your wondering, if you see the name Shadow anywhere in my stories, that's my nickname.



The Evil Bee



Shippo goes up to Inuyasha and gives him a flower.



Shippo: Here you go Inuyasha.



Inuyasha: What's this for?!?



Shippo: It's just a tocken of my appreciation. *evil grin*



Inuyasha: *confused* O.O



Shippo: Bye Inuyasha *whisper* good luck!!



Inuyasha starts twirling the flower. Then he stops. Oh goody, look what pops out, a BEE!!



Inuyasha: *stare* -_-`



Bee: *stare* Bzzz…



Inuyasha, the stupid dog that he is, poked the bee. The bee is getting sad. Poor bee begins to cry.



Inuyasha: *confused* O.O L-L-Look little bee, I'm sorry. Don't cry.



The bee gets pissed. Uh, Oh Spaghettio. (Shadow- I haven't eaten that in a long time -_-)



Bee: *evil/angry glare* BZZZZ.



Inuyasha: Oh shoot!!!



Bee pokes Inuyasha on the nose.



Inuyasha: AHHHH!!



The sweet yet angry bee starts chasing inuyasha. Inuyasha starts running frantically.



~1 Hour Later~



Kagome comes from inside the hut noticing a bee picking on and chasing Inuyasha. Kagome goes up to the bee and kills it. (Shadow- Kinda harsh Kagome)



Bee: x_x



Kagome: Inuyasha, are you afraid of a bee?!



Inuyasha: NOOO!! I WASN'T AFRAID!!! I was just trying to distract it so it wouldn't sting you!!



Bee: *wakes up* BZZZ.



Inuyasha: O.O *hides behind Kagome*



Inuyasha passes out. (Shadow- -_- so much for protecting Kagome)



Kagome: O.O Are you ok Inuyasha?



Bee: Bzzz…I am victorious…Bzzz



Shadow: Moral of this story is “Never mess with a bee”.



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Credits



Miroku: This one shot story was brought to by Chocolate Pocky. Mmmm pocky *starts eating pocky*



Sango: Also brought to you by Ramune. Gotta love Orange & Strawberry Ramune. *is having difficulty opening the bottle*



Inuyasha: This was mainly brought to by Ramen instant noodle cups and bowls. *eats a couple of ramen cups*



Shippo: Alien Evolution in a Human Revolution!!



Everyone: @.@



Shippo: Sorry, I read that in Shadow's authoress note book thingy. It was killing me for hours.



Everyone but me: O.o



Shadow: ^_^' hehe ignore my incoherent babbling.



Everyone but me: -_-`



Shadow: Shippo is hippo with an S



Kagome: Wow!! ^_^ What a discovery!! Oooo!!



Everyone but Kagome and me: *sigh* -_-`



Shadow: Read and Review!!! Arigatou!! ^___^

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