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Chapter 1 - The Poor Farting Tyson...and 'his' Guts!

Tyson has farting problems, ecery morning he wakes up and farts, but Max decides to do something about that!
Warning: May be disgusting!

Chapter 1 - The Poor Farting Tyson...and 'his' Guts!

Chapter 1 - The Poor Farting Tyson...and 'his' Guts!
Tyson woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his husband, Max, finally said, if you fart any more, you'll fart your guts out. Being a butcher, Max decided to put pig scraps in his pants so he would wake up, and not do it anymore. He put the scraps in his pants that night.
Tyson woke up in the morning and went across the hall to the bathroom. Two long hours later, he came out and stated,"Maxie, you were right about me farting my guts out, BUT WITH THE GRACE OF THE DEAR LORD AND THESE TWO FINGERS, I GOT THEM BACK IN THERE!!!"

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AnimeGoth on January 1, 2007, 12:30:08 PM

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AnimeGothI thought that was just funny! Hillarious!

TailsNejiswife on February 3, 2006, 5:40:46 PM

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TailsNejiswifethats really nasty good but none the less really nasty

Lex on June 1, 2005, 4:07:44 AM

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LexEw. Good, but ew.