Chapter 3 - ROUND 3
Submitted January 1, 2007 Updated January 1, 2007 Status Complete | The Sanzo-ikkou are dared into a game of "I DARE YOU!" by the girs who call themselves the Saiyuki Girls! Who will come out the victor? Read on... *btw I have posted this on before but this is the newer one cuz I've finished it!!! ^.^*
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Chapter 3 - ROUND 3
Chapter 3 - ROUND 3
I DARE YOU! Part 3
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this show, except maybe the Random Narrator and Nuriko, as it's me (Reminder: it's a GIRL!). The other girls have their own owners and it's not me...
R.N: Welcome back to Round 3!
SANZO: I had Fairy Bread yesterday...
EVERYONE: (stares blankly at Sanzo)
SANZO: What? He wanted me to say something random... (points to Random Narrator)
R.N: True, true. Well today the rules have changed yet again and hopefully it will stay that way...
SHYAZO: Hopefully...
R.N: Well anyway, there is no time limit...
CONTESTANTS: Yay!
R.N: As it now depends on the darer themselves...
CONTESTANTS: Dammit...
R.N: Well then, let's get on with the show! Now I want everyone to write down a number between 1-10 please.
GOJYO: What's it for?
R.N: To see which team goes first...
CONTESTANTS: ?
GOKU: An odd way to chose...
R.N: Just write it down already!
(After about 30 seconds...)
R.N: Now tell us your numbers!
SANZO: 5
GOKU: 9
HAKKAI: 4
GOJYO: Ditto
SHYAZO: 2
NURIKO: 8
GAKKAI: 10
AYA: 10 as well...
R.N: Well that means the Saiyuki Girls get to go first!
SAIYUKI GIRLS: Yay! Finally!
SANZO-IKKOU: What?
SANZO: How the hell's that possible?
R.N: Well you see here Sanzo; odd numbers represent you guys and even numbers represent the girls. And since there were only 2 odd number and 6 even numbers...
SAIYUKI GIRLS: We win! Shame!
SANZO: Tch... I bet you that you rigged it...
R.N: No I didn't! Now on with the show! Oh yes, another rule; you cannot dare the same people you dared in the last games.
GAKKAI: What? Means it's either Gojyo or Goku?
R.N: Yes...
CONTESTANTS: Dammit...
R.N: Well anyway... On with the show!
NURIKO: I'll go first then! I dare Gojyo to...uh...
GOJYO: Why'm I first?
NURIKO: Because I said so! Anyway... I dare you to shave your head...
GOJYO: WHAT!
GOKU: AHAHAHAHAHA! SHAME!
HAKKAI: Ahahahaha poor Gojyo...
SANZO: Tch. I bet he'll look better than he is now...
GOJYO: Why you...
R.N: Well Gojyo? Will you accept this dare?
GOJYO: I... I...
R.N: Well?
GOJYO: I... I...
SANZO: Don't tell me you're gonna chicken out?
GOJYO: NO! I mean... I...
SHYAZO: Hurry up Gojyo! We ain't got all day you know!
GOKU: Gojyo's gonna loose us a point! You useless aka niwatori!
GOJYO: Oh so it's a chicken now? Dammit I'll-
NURIKO: Well Gojyo?
GOJYO: ... I... I... I can't do it...
R.N: Oh what a shame... Well too bad, you loose a point!
NURIKO: Shame!
GOJYO: I'll get you for this...
AYA: You're mean Nuriko. Destroy his beautiful hair? No way!
NURIKO: I had a feeling he wouldn't do it anyway...
R.N: Well let's get on to the next dare which will be...
AYA: Me. I think I'll dare... Sanzo...
SANZO: What? Why me?
AYA: Because it's either you or Hakkai, and I have one for you right now...
SANZO: Tch.
R.N: Well, what is it Aya?
AYA: I dare Sanzo to be annoyed by...
SANZO: (THOUGHTS: Not Shyazo... Anyone but Shy...)
AYA: Our one and only, Shyazo!
SHYAZO: What? Yay!
SANZO: Dammit...
NURIKO: But why Shyazo?
GAKKAI: That's a really stupid question, Nuriko... Even I know that...
NURIKO: Yeah and you're stupid...
GAKKAI: Shut up...
GOJYO: Although Nuriko does have a point...
GAKKAI: You shut up, you stupid kappa!
GOKU: Ha ha... everyone's against Gakkai!
GAKKAI: If you don't want a knuckle-sandwhich for lunch, you'd better shut up!
HAKKAI: Ahahahahaha...
AYA: Oh yes, and it has to be for a whole hour and he can't protest to whatever she does to him...
SANZO: Tch. I'll get back at you...
NURIKO: Be careful Aya! So far, no one managed to do Sanzo's dares...
AYA: Ahahaha well...
SANZO: Too late. I've thought up a dare for you...
AYA: Oops...
R.N: Well, let the dare begin!
SHYAZO: Hey Sanzo, are you gay?
SANZO: What no!
SHYAZO: Are you a woman in disguise?
SANZO: No!
SHYAZO: Are you in love with Gojyo?
SANZO: WHAT? NO!
GOJYO: Wtf?
SHYAZO: Do you have wet dreams?
SANZO: No!
SHYAZO: Do you pick your nose when no one's looking?
SANZO: No.
SHYAZO: Do you sniff women's underwear?
SANZO: NO!
SHYAZO: Oh, coz we all know Gojyo does...
GOJYO: Wtf? Why're you picking on me?
SHYAZO: Sorry... So Sanzo, are you straight?
SANZO: No... I mean YES!
R.N: cough Anyway on with the dares...
GAKKAI: I'll go next then, since Shyazo's busy...
GOKU: Oh crap, I think I know who she'll chose...
GAKKAI: Goku!
GOKU: You see...
GOJYO: It's kinda obvious you know. Especially when I'm already taken...
NURIKO: cough cough
AYA: What does that mean Nuriko?
HAKKAI: Ahahahahaha... You mean "I was already taken" Gojyo?
GOJYO: Yeah whatever...
GAKKAI: Oi! I'm daring Goku to eat...
GOKU: Eat? Oh that'll be easy then!
GAKKAI: I wasn't finished...
R.N: What is with you people and not finishing your sentences?
GAKKAI: Maybe it's because you people are so busy interrupting the speaker that the speaker can't finish their sentence! Whoa... my brain hurts...
AYA: ANYWAY...
GAKKAI: Oh yeah, Goku's gotta eat a tarantula! A very poisonous one!
GOKU: What? Are you crazy?
SANZO: ignoring Shyazo's annoying rants Do it monkey...
GOKU: But... what if I die?
GOJYO: Hakkai'll bring you back to life...
HAKKAI: Unfortunately, I cannot...
GOKU: gulp I forfeit...
R.N: Easy win for the girls as Goku just gave willingly...
SAIYUKI GIRLS: Yeah! Shame!
R.N: Now it's down to Shyazo...
SANZO: Does it mean she'll stop annoying me?
R.N: Yeah, your time's up anyway... So one point to the Sanzo-ikkou!
SHYAZO: Aww man... Fine... I gotta dare Hakkai? But he's too nice!
HAKKAI: Thank you for the uh... compliment there Shyazo...
SHYAZO: But a dare's a dare and I dare you Hakkai to get into a bear outfit and run around yelling, "The bear's on me! It's after me! HEEEELP!" whilst throwing bananas at people!
HAKKAI: Bananas? And where do you presume I get the bear costume?
R.N: Are you forgetting Hakkai that this is a studio and therefore there will be costumes?
HAKKAI: Ahahahaha...
SHYAZO: Or better yet... takes out a bear costume from her sleeve Here you go!
HAKKAI: T-Thank you... leaves to get change
R.N: Will Hakkai be able to do it?
GOKU: That's just scary... First he had to be like Sanzo and now he's like a maniac? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?
SHYAZO: It's not that bad...
HAKKAI: Ahahahaha... oh but it is...
EVERYONE: stares at Hakkai blankly
HAKKAI: Please do not stare at me like that...
R.N: Well how long does he have to do this Shyazo?
SHYAZO: Oh... 15 minutes...
EVERYONE: Huh? Only 15 minutes?
SHYAZO: What? Come on, it's Hakkai for goodness sake...
GOJYO: Hakkai you lucky bastard.
HAKKAI: Ahahahahaha... Well, better get started... starts running around in the outfit, which looks very odd The bear's on me! It's after me! HEEEEELP! throws bananas at random audience
AYA: That is scary...
NURIKO: Luckily it's only for 15 minutes aye Gakkai?
GAKKAI: busy staring at Hakkai's @$$, which is very noticable now Oh yeah whatever...
R.N: Well let's take a 15 minute break and when we get back, it's the Sanzo-ikkou's turn to inflict some pain on the Saiyuki Girls!
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R.N: Welcome back to "I Dare You" folks!
SHYAZO: What kinda ad is that?
GOJYO: Yeah! The "Encourage-nator 5107"?
SANZO: That's fracked up...
NURIKO: You said it.
R.N: Hey, I didn't do that... Well anyway, Hakkai has finished his dare so one point to the Sanzo-ikkou which makes the total score of 2! Now it's time to swap around!
SANZO-IKKOU: Yes...
SAIYUKI GIRLS: No...
R.N: Who would like to go first?
SANZO: Me
GOKU: Oh what? But I wanted...
SANZO: death glares Goku
GOKU: Ahahahaha on second thought, maybe you should go first...
R.N: Well Sanzo?
SANZO: I dare Aya to get into a bathtub full of snakes...
AYA: No! No! Eww! No! I hate snakes!
R.N: So... it's a no?
AYA: I forfeit! I'm sorry guys... But I don't like snakes!
R.N: Well too bad you don't gain a point...
GOJYO: Whoa, that was quick...
GOKU: Yeah... Man Sanzo's good!
HAKKAI: Ahahahaha...
SANZO: Tch
AYA: I'm sorry...
NURIKO: It's ok...
GAKKAI: We're not gonna lose!
SHYAZO: Yeah! We're gonna win!
R.N: Oh some great determination from the girls! Will they be able to keep their word and win or will the boys be cold and mean and make them lose? Keep watching then!
GOJYO: I'll go next then!
NURIKO: Uh-oh...
GOJYO: I want Nuriko to be friends with Alicia...
NURIKO: What? THE Alicia?
GOJYO: The one and only... You gotta do everything she says...
NURIKO: Aw man!
SHYAZO: Hah shame Nuriko!
NURIKO: You shut up...
AYA: Go for it Nuriko!
GAKKAI: Just be friends with Alicia and then after who knows how long, kick her! AHAHAHAHA!
NURIKO: -.-; Oh man... Fine...
GOJYO: For only 30 minutes.
NURIKO: It may be 30 minutes but it's a whole eternity of hell for me with...
ALICIA: Hi Nuriko!
NURIKO: Miss Prissy Princess...
ALICIA: So, I like heard that like you're like gonna be like my servant or something. That's like so like totally like awesome!
GOKU: I counted 7 "like"s in that sentence...
ALICIA: Like hi Goku!
GOKU: AHHH! hides behind Sanzo, who smacks him with his Harisen
NURIKO: (in a forced tone) So, what'd you want me to do first ALICIA?
ALICIA: Hm? Oh like, I like want you to like clean out my wardrobe and like paint my nails and like brush my hair and like...
NURIKO: And the list goes on...
ALICIA: Oh like you know what? Here's like my list... hands Nuriko a LONG list of jobs
NURIKO: That's just great... I mean thank you Alicia! I'll put my heart into everything I do! leaves with Alicia
R.N: Well while they do that...
AYA: Poor Nuriko...
GAKKAI: Yeah, we all know how much she hates Alicia...
SHYAZO: Gojyo you sad-@$$!
GOJYO: What? No one said anything about not doing that...
HAKKAI: He does have a point there...
GOKU: Shame!
SANZO: ...
R.N: So, who's up next?
HAKKAI: I will go next...
GOKU: Aww man! pouts
HAKKAI: I dare Shyazo to be locked in a room full of kittens...
SHYAZO: Lemme guess, I'm not allowed to touch them?
HAKKAI: Yes...
SHYAZO: AHHHH! No fair!
HAKKAI: Life is not fair, Shyazo...
R.N: Well let's get it started shall we? Come Shyazo...
SHYAZO: goes into a room
R.N: Bring in the kittens!
SHYAZO: tries not to scream with excitement as adorable kittens are brought into the room Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Hakkai! You're mean! I gave you an easy one!
HAKKAI: shrugs
SANZO: Serves you right Shyazo for asking me those stupid questions...
SHYAZO: Shut up Sanzo!
R.N: Well let's continue the show!
GAKKAI: Please say not something horrible...
GOKU: Finally! My turn! I dare Gakkai to put her hand into this! holds a large jar filled with earwigs
GAKKAI: squirms Oh shoot...
AYA: Come on Gakkai, you can do it!
NURIKO: Yeah... At least that's better than this... carrying a large amount of shopping bags
ALICIA: Like hurry up Nuriko...
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this show, except maybe the Random Narrator and Nuriko, as it's me (Reminder: it's a GIRL!). The other girls have their own owners and it's not me...
R.N: Welcome back to Round 3!
SANZO: I had Fairy Bread yesterday...
EVERYONE: (stares blankly at Sanzo)
SANZO: What? He wanted me to say something random... (points to Random Narrator)
R.N: True, true. Well today the rules have changed yet again and hopefully it will stay that way...
SHYAZO: Hopefully...
R.N: Well anyway, there is no time limit...
CONTESTANTS: Yay!
R.N: As it now depends on the darer themselves...
CONTESTANTS: Dammit...
R.N: Well then, let's get on with the show! Now I want everyone to write down a number between 1-10 please.
GOJYO: What's it for?
R.N: To see which team goes first...
CONTESTANTS: ?
GOKU: An odd way to chose...
R.N: Just write it down already!
(After about 30 seconds...)
R.N: Now tell us your numbers!
SANZO: 5
GOKU: 9
HAKKAI: 4
GOJYO: Ditto
SHYAZO: 2
NURIKO: 8
GAKKAI: 10
AYA: 10 as well...
R.N: Well that means the Saiyuki Girls get to go first!
SAIYUKI GIRLS: Yay! Finally!
SANZO-IKKOU: What?
SANZO: How the hell's that possible?
R.N: Well you see here Sanzo; odd numbers represent you guys and even numbers represent the girls. And since there were only 2 odd number and 6 even numbers...
SAIYUKI GIRLS: We win! Shame!
SANZO: Tch... I bet you that you rigged it...
R.N: No I didn't! Now on with the show! Oh yes, another rule; you cannot dare the same people you dared in the last games.
GAKKAI: What? Means it's either Gojyo or Goku?
R.N: Yes...
CONTESTANTS: Dammit...
R.N: Well anyway... On with the show!
NURIKO: I'll go first then! I dare Gojyo to...uh...
GOJYO: Why'm I first?
NURIKO: Because I said so! Anyway... I dare you to shave your head...
GOJYO: WHAT!
GOKU: AHAHAHAHAHA! SHAME!
HAKKAI: Ahahahaha poor Gojyo...
SANZO: Tch. I bet he'll look better than he is now...
GOJYO: Why you...
R.N: Well Gojyo? Will you accept this dare?
GOJYO: I... I...
R.N: Well?
GOJYO: I... I...
SANZO: Don't tell me you're gonna chicken out?
GOJYO: NO! I mean... I...
SHYAZO: Hurry up Gojyo! We ain't got all day you know!
GOKU: Gojyo's gonna loose us a point! You useless aka niwatori!
GOJYO: Oh so it's a chicken now? Dammit I'll-
NURIKO: Well Gojyo?
GOJYO: ... I... I... I can't do it...
R.N: Oh what a shame... Well too bad, you loose a point!
NURIKO: Shame!
GOJYO: I'll get you for this...
AYA: You're mean Nuriko. Destroy his beautiful hair? No way!
NURIKO: I had a feeling he wouldn't do it anyway...
R.N: Well let's get on to the next dare which will be...
AYA: Me. I think I'll dare... Sanzo...
SANZO: What? Why me?
AYA: Because it's either you or Hakkai, and I have one for you right now...
SANZO: Tch.
R.N: Well, what is it Aya?
AYA: I dare Sanzo to be annoyed by...
SANZO: (THOUGHTS: Not Shyazo... Anyone but Shy...)
AYA: Our one and only, Shyazo!
SHYAZO: What? Yay!
SANZO: Dammit...
NURIKO: But why Shyazo?
GAKKAI: That's a really stupid question, Nuriko... Even I know that...
NURIKO: Yeah and you're stupid...
GAKKAI: Shut up...
GOJYO: Although Nuriko does have a point...
GAKKAI: You shut up, you stupid kappa!
GOKU: Ha ha... everyone's against Gakkai!
GAKKAI: If you don't want a knuckle-sandwhich for lunch, you'd better shut up!
HAKKAI: Ahahahahaha...
AYA: Oh yes, and it has to be for a whole hour and he can't protest to whatever she does to him...
SANZO: Tch. I'll get back at you...
NURIKO: Be careful Aya! So far, no one managed to do Sanzo's dares...
AYA: Ahahaha well...
SANZO: Too late. I've thought up a dare for you...
AYA: Oops...
R.N: Well, let the dare begin!
SHYAZO: Hey Sanzo, are you gay?
SANZO: What no!
SHYAZO: Are you a woman in disguise?
SANZO: No!
SHYAZO: Are you in love with Gojyo?
SANZO: WHAT? NO!
GOJYO: Wtf?
SHYAZO: Do you have wet dreams?
SANZO: No!
SHYAZO: Do you pick your nose when no one's looking?
SANZO: No.
SHYAZO: Do you sniff women's underwear?
SANZO: NO!
SHYAZO: Oh, coz we all know Gojyo does...
GOJYO: Wtf? Why're you picking on me?
SHYAZO: Sorry... So Sanzo, are you straight?
SANZO: No... I mean YES!
R.N: cough Anyway on with the dares...
GAKKAI: I'll go next then, since Shyazo's busy...
GOKU: Oh crap, I think I know who she'll chose...
GAKKAI: Goku!
GOKU: You see...
GOJYO: It's kinda obvious you know. Especially when I'm already taken...
NURIKO: cough cough
AYA: What does that mean Nuriko?
HAKKAI: Ahahahahaha... You mean "I was already taken" Gojyo?
GOJYO: Yeah whatever...
GAKKAI: Oi! I'm daring Goku to eat...
GOKU: Eat? Oh that'll be easy then!
GAKKAI: I wasn't finished...
R.N: What is with you people and not finishing your sentences?
GAKKAI: Maybe it's because you people are so busy interrupting the speaker that the speaker can't finish their sentence! Whoa... my brain hurts...
AYA: ANYWAY...
GAKKAI: Oh yeah, Goku's gotta eat a tarantula! A very poisonous one!
GOKU: What? Are you crazy?
SANZO: ignoring Shyazo's annoying rants Do it monkey...
GOKU: But... what if I die?
GOJYO: Hakkai'll bring you back to life...
HAKKAI: Unfortunately, I cannot...
GOKU: gulp I forfeit...
R.N: Easy win for the girls as Goku just gave willingly...
SAIYUKI GIRLS: Yeah! Shame!
R.N: Now it's down to Shyazo...
SANZO: Does it mean she'll stop annoying me?
R.N: Yeah, your time's up anyway... So one point to the Sanzo-ikkou!
SHYAZO: Aww man... Fine... I gotta dare Hakkai? But he's too nice!
HAKKAI: Thank you for the uh... compliment there Shyazo...
SHYAZO: But a dare's a dare and I dare you Hakkai to get into a bear outfit and run around yelling, "The bear's on me! It's after me! HEEEELP!" whilst throwing bananas at people!
HAKKAI: Bananas? And where do you presume I get the bear costume?
R.N: Are you forgetting Hakkai that this is a studio and therefore there will be costumes?
HAKKAI: Ahahahaha...
SHYAZO: Or better yet... takes out a bear costume from her sleeve Here you go!
HAKKAI: T-Thank you... leaves to get change
R.N: Will Hakkai be able to do it?
GOKU: That's just scary... First he had to be like Sanzo and now he's like a maniac? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?
SHYAZO: It's not that bad...
HAKKAI: Ahahahaha... oh but it is...
EVERYONE: stares at Hakkai blankly
HAKKAI: Please do not stare at me like that...
R.N: Well how long does he have to do this Shyazo?
SHYAZO: Oh... 15 minutes...
EVERYONE: Huh? Only 15 minutes?
SHYAZO: What? Come on, it's Hakkai for goodness sake...
GOJYO: Hakkai you lucky bastard.
HAKKAI: Ahahahahaha... Well, better get started... starts running around in the outfit, which looks very odd The bear's on me! It's after me! HEEEEELP! throws bananas at random audience
AYA: That is scary...
NURIKO: Luckily it's only for 15 minutes aye Gakkai?
GAKKAI: busy staring at Hakkai's @$$, which is very noticable now Oh yeah whatever...
R.N: Well let's take a 15 minute break and when we get back, it's the Sanzo-ikkou's turn to inflict some pain on the Saiyuki Girls!
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R.N: Welcome back to "I Dare You" folks!
SHYAZO: What kinda ad is that?
GOJYO: Yeah! The "Encourage-nator 5107"?
SANZO: That's fracked up...
NURIKO: You said it.
R.N: Hey, I didn't do that... Well anyway, Hakkai has finished his dare so one point to the Sanzo-ikkou which makes the total score of 2! Now it's time to swap around!
SANZO-IKKOU: Yes...
SAIYUKI GIRLS: No...
R.N: Who would like to go first?
SANZO: Me
GOKU: Oh what? But I wanted...
SANZO: death glares Goku
GOKU: Ahahahaha on second thought, maybe you should go first...
R.N: Well Sanzo?
SANZO: I dare Aya to get into a bathtub full of snakes...
AYA: No! No! Eww! No! I hate snakes!
R.N: So... it's a no?
AYA: I forfeit! I'm sorry guys... But I don't like snakes!
R.N: Well too bad you don't gain a point...
GOJYO: Whoa, that was quick...
GOKU: Yeah... Man Sanzo's good!
HAKKAI: Ahahahaha...
SANZO: Tch
AYA: I'm sorry...
NURIKO: It's ok...
GAKKAI: We're not gonna lose!
SHYAZO: Yeah! We're gonna win!
R.N: Oh some great determination from the girls! Will they be able to keep their word and win or will the boys be cold and mean and make them lose? Keep watching then!
GOJYO: I'll go next then!
NURIKO: Uh-oh...
GOJYO: I want Nuriko to be friends with Alicia...
NURIKO: What? THE Alicia?
GOJYO: The one and only... You gotta do everything she says...
NURIKO: Aw man!
SHYAZO: Hah shame Nuriko!
NURIKO: You shut up...
AYA: Go for it Nuriko!
GAKKAI: Just be friends with Alicia and then after who knows how long, kick her! AHAHAHAHA!
NURIKO: -.-; Oh man... Fine...
GOJYO: For only 30 minutes.
NURIKO: It may be 30 minutes but it's a whole eternity of hell for me with...
ALICIA: Hi Nuriko!
NURIKO: Miss Prissy Princess...
ALICIA: So, I like heard that like you're like gonna be like my servant or something. That's like so like totally like awesome!
GOKU: I counted 7 "like"s in that sentence...
ALICIA: Like hi Goku!
GOKU: AHHH! hides behind Sanzo, who smacks him with his Harisen
NURIKO: (in a forced tone) So, what'd you want me to do first ALICIA?
ALICIA: Hm? Oh like, I like want you to like clean out my wardrobe and like paint my nails and like brush my hair and like...
NURIKO: And the list goes on...
ALICIA: Oh like you know what? Here's like my list... hands Nuriko a LONG list of jobs
NURIKO: That's just great... I mean thank you Alicia! I'll put my heart into everything I do! leaves with Alicia
R.N: Well while they do that...
AYA: Poor Nuriko...
GAKKAI: Yeah, we all know how much she hates Alicia...
SHYAZO: Gojyo you sad-@$$!
GOJYO: What? No one said anything about not doing that...
HAKKAI: He does have a point there...
GOKU: Shame!
SANZO: ...
R.N: So, who's up next?
HAKKAI: I will go next...
GOKU: Aww man! pouts
HAKKAI: I dare Shyazo to be locked in a room full of kittens...
SHYAZO: Lemme guess, I'm not allowed to touch them?
HAKKAI: Yes...
SHYAZO: AHHHH! No fair!
HAKKAI: Life is not fair, Shyazo...
R.N: Well let's get it started shall we? Come Shyazo...
SHYAZO: goes into a room
R.N: Bring in the kittens!
SHYAZO: tries not to scream with excitement as adorable kittens are brought into the room Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Hakkai! You're mean! I gave you an easy one!
HAKKAI: shrugs
SANZO: Serves you right Shyazo for asking me those stupid questions...
SHYAZO: Shut up Sanzo!
R.N: Well let's continue the show!
GAKKAI: Please say not something horrible...
GOKU: Finally! My turn! I dare Gakkai to put her hand into this! holds a large jar filled with earwigs
GAKKAI: squirms Oh shoot...
AYA: Come on Gakkai, you can do it!
NURIKO: Yeah... At least that's better than this... carrying a large amount of shopping bags
ALICIA: Like hurry up Nuriko...