Chapter 5 - ROUND 5
Submitted January 1, 2007 Updated January 1, 2007 Status Complete | The Sanzo-ikkou are dared into a game of "I DARE YOU!" by the girs who call themselves the Saiyuki Girls! Who will come out the victor? Read on... *btw I have posted this on before but this is the newer one cuz I've finished it!!! ^.^*
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Chapter 5 - ROUND 5
Chapter 5 - ROUND 5
I DARE YOU! Part 5
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this show, except maybe the Random Narrator and Nuriko, as it's me (Reminder: it's a GIRL!). The other girls have their own owners and it's not me...
R.N: Welcome back viewers!
GOJYO: Confuscious says; Eat women but don't get eaten...
SANZO: That's not what Confuscious said...
GOJYO: Oh shut up!
R.N: But anyways, only four remain in the competition! Sanzo!
SANZO: Tch.
R.N: Nuriko!
NURIKO: Yay!
R.N: Gakkai!
GAKKAI: Hell yeah!
R.N: And... Gojyo...
GOJYO: Oh yeah, go me!
NURIKO: Wait, how did YOU get into the semifinals?
GOJYO: That's for me to know and for you to find out...
SANZO: You flirted with the female producer?
GOJYO: Dammit! Yes...
R.N: But anyway... Those that were eliminated are now part of the audience...
GOKU: Aww! But I wanted to get into the semifinals!
HAKKAI: Good luck you four!
AYA: Go Gojyo!
SHYAZO: YOU SUCK, SANZO! GO SUCK ON A TWIG!
SANZO: Wtf?
R.N: Oh yes, before I forget...
NURIKO: Which you ALWAYS do...
R.N: ignores Nuriko As I was saying; each contestant has to perform two dares in this round... One from fans... and one from each other!
CONTESTANTS: WHAT!
R.N: I said...
SANZO: We know what you said!
GAKKAI: Man, we're screwed! TWO dares!
R.N: Yup.
NURIKO: Is it individual points now?
R.N: Yup.
GOJYO: So it's not a group one?
R.N:Yup.
SANZO: Can you STOP saying that word!
R.N: Yup... I mean yes... So anyway, remember the first few round when you dared each other?
CONTESTANTS: Yeah...
R.N: Well, just dare the contestant of the opposite gender that you haven't dared yet!
CONTESTANTS: looks at each other Oh HELL NO!
GAKKAI: I gotta dare this ero-kappa!
GOJYO: I ain't happy about it either!
NURIKO: gulp After all the others, I'm scared of what Sanzo would think up...
SANZO: Tch.
R.N: Well let's start the show then!
GOJYO: Can't be helped then... I'll go first... I dare Gakkai to... Eat 20 raw eggs...
GAKKAI: Ok! Bring it on then!
GOJYO: Wait! I ain't finished! After that, you gotta spew it all back out again...
NURIKO: Not surprised if she does do that...
GOJYO: And using the vomit, you gotta make an omelette and EAT it!
SANZO: What a retard...
GAKKAI: ... Well... Eating 20 raw eggs I can do... Spewing them out is a bit harder but I'll manage, making an omelette with it, ok but eating it BACK? Hm...
R.N: Well Gakkai?
NURIKO: I doubt you'll make it...
GAKKAI: grabs Nuriko in a healock What'd you say you fracking bastard!
NURIKO: slips out of grasp as usual I said I doubt you'll make it!
GAKKAI: Fine! Here! I'll prove it to you! takes 20 raw eggs. eats five but spews it out
SANZO: Tch. Weakling...
HAKKAI: You can do it Gakkai! Just keep trying!
GOKU: She's not gonna make it! Sanzo will!
GAKKAI: Shut up! And...wait, you're rooting for Sanzo!
GOKU: shrugs
NURIKO: Sweet then! Don't cheer for me then!
GAKKAI: Anyway... Concentrate, Gakkai! You can do it! You've eaten bark! Or ATTEMPTED to eat it... and... Why'm I talking to myself?
SHYAZO: Coz you're Gakkai...
GAKKAI: Shut up!
R.N: Well anyway, who wants to go next?
NURIKO: Um... Sanzo?
SANZO: What! I'm thinking ok!
AYA: I bet he's thinking of something ELSE...
SHYAZO: Oh yeah! Like what?
AYA: Something...
SHYAZO: Tell me!
SANZO: Got it. I want Nuriko to eat a fresh...
NURIKO: THOUGHTS: Please not frogs! Not snails! Not slugs! PLEASE!
SANZO: Chilli...
NURIKO: Huh?
SANZO: I said...
R.N: Well that was unexpected...
AYA: Tsk tsk. Sanzo's lost his touch...
SANZO: Shut it! I want Nuriko to eat the (insert name of hottest chilli here).
NURIKO: ? What? I'm gonna die!
R.N: Is that a forfeit?
NURIKO: No! I'll do it! takes chilli and eats it There!
R.N: Didn't it affect you?
NURIKO: gone off to the nearest milk factory (FACT: Did you know that milk is the best drink if you've eaten something spicy)
R.N: ? Ok well she's done her dare! Gakkai are you... whoa...
GAKKAI: eats last of her omelette/puke Done! It's actually not half-bad!
GOJYO: I think I'M gonna puke...
HAKKAI: Ahahaha well done Gakkai...
AYA: But we all know Gojyo's gonna win...
GOKU: No way man! It's obvious who the winner is!
SHYAZO: Yeah! Sanzo!
GOKU: I actually meant Nuriko...
R.N: murmurs: Oh just wait till the end... You're gonna get a BIG shock of your lives...
SANZO: What did you say?
R.N: Nothing! Nothing! But anyway, Gakkai completed her dare so she's done! Now it's on to the boys!
GAKKAI: Oooooh yeah!
R.N: Is Nuriko back?
NURIKO: Oh yeah! I'm back! gives Sanzo evil glare whilst smirking
SANZO: Tch whatever...
R.N: Well let's just take a break here for Nuriko and Gakkai to feel better... Or at least their stomachs...
(In the audience...)
SHYAZO: Oi guys, you know how they've got two dares?
GOKU/AYA/HAKKAI: Yeah?
SHYAZO: Would Sanzo perform this dare; shave his head bald?
GOKU: Oh sad one! Dare him! DARE HIM!
HAKKAI: You should not Shyazo...
SHYAZO: Why not? We can dare him since we're not in the game anymore...
AYA: Besides, Sanzo deserves it for being such an @$$ to Gojyo...
SHYAZO: Yeah and... hey!
HAKKAI: That is not what I meant. I mean we should keep the daring for the readers... Who knows what kind of dares they can come up with... I'm sure there would be horrible- I mean interesting ones...
GOKU: Hakkai, you're evil...
SHYAZO: Go Hakkai!
AYA: Lol
HAKKAI: .
R.N: Welcome back! Now that everyone's stomachs are feeling better, let's get on with the show! Who would like to go first?
NURIKO: ME! I dare Sanzo to uh... Put a used woman's underwear in his mouth for a WHOLE hour!
SANZO: Wtf?
NURIKO: AND... it has to be... AYA'S underwear!
AYA/GOJYO/SANZO: WHAT!
AYA: Why mine? And there's no way in hell am I letting HIM use my...
NURIKO: pulls out pink G-string from Gojyo's pocket Too bad...
GOJYO: Hey! That's mine!
AYA: You mean MINE! And why do you have it in your pocket, Gojyo?
GOJYO: Uh... on with the show!
R.N: ... That's my line... But anyway, Sanzo?
SANZO: ... takes underwear from Nuriko and stuffs it into his mouth
EVERYONE EXCEPT SANZO: Ewwwwwww!
SANZO: (muffled) Shut up!
GOJYO: smirks That underwear hasn't been washed for a week...
SANZO: gives Gojyo a disgusted look before turning to Nuriko and gives her the "I'm gonna kill you!" look
NURIKO: gulp Ahaha...
AYA: Gojyo kept my underwear for a week?
GOKU: A REAL ero kappa!
HAKKAI: sigh Poor Sanzo
SHYAZO: Yeah, poor Sanzo... THOUGHTS: AHAHAHAHAHA! SHAME! Eww eww eww eww!
SANZO: ...
GAKKAI: But anyway! I dare Gojyo to tongue a gay guy!
GOJYO: turns to Sanzo If I'm gonna kiss you, you gotta at least take the G-String out...
SANZO: fires at him
GOJYO: dodges frack! Can't you fracking take a joke! You're eating my girl's underwear for goodness sake!
SANZO: gives him death glare
R.N: But anyway, Gojyo will you do it?
GOJYO: ... uh... ok!
SHYAZO: THOUGHTS: Ain't he a homophobic now? Unless... Hey Narrator! Come here! whispers in R.N's ear
R.N: smirks Oh... ok...
GOJYO: So uh... I don't see any guys around... uh so I don't have to do it!
R.N: Oh no! We've invited Jack, or Jackie back! brings out Jackie from the second story, the guy who flirted with Gojyo when he was trapped in the room full of gays...
GOJYO:gulp ... THOUGHTS: Not him again!
JACKIE: Hey there hottie! Long time no see...
GOKU/GAKKAI: AHAHAHAHA! SHAME!
GOJYO: Shut up!
HAKKAI: Oh my poor Gojyo!
EVERYONE EXCEPT HAKKAI: Lots and LOTS of thoughts
HAKKAI: it was just a joke...
AYA: But when YOU said it, it didn't seem like it...
HAKKAI: Ahahaha...
R.N: Well Gojyo?
GOJYO: ...
AYA: You can do it, Gojyo!
GOJYO: kisses Jackie Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! runs to toilet and throws up
R.N: Well he wins a point! And Sanzo, your time is up...
SANZO: throws underwear awar and runs to bathroom
R.N: Well, Sanzo wins a point too! Let's just take a break so that our contestants can get over their sicknesses...
R.N: Welcome back ladies and gents to the longest I DARE YOU! show yet!
SHYAZO: Damn straight...
GOKU: I'm hungry!
HAKKAI: Now, now Goku...
AYA: Didn't you eat just now?
GOKU: Yeah but that was JUST NOW...
R.N: But anyway, let's get on with the daring! This time we will go alphabetically so that means Gakkai goes first!
GAKKAI: Oh crap...
HAKKAI: You can do it Gakkai!
SHYAZO: Yeah! Or at least kick Sanzo, Nuriko and Gojyo's asses!
SANZO/NURIKO/GOJYO: Hey!
R.N: Anyway, after Gakkai is Gojyo, then Nuriko and lastly Sanzo...
SANZO: Oh joy...
GAKKAI: Sweet! Bring it on!
R.N: Alright! This is from GenjoShyazo, obviously a Sanzo fan... I think it's a girl but oh well...
AYA: -.-; THOUGHTS: Is he that dim? It's Shyazo for goodness sake!
SHYAZO: THOUGHTS: Don't tell me he doesn't realize who sent that!
GOKU: THOUGHTS: Geez! Even I know who sent that! It's so obvious that it's Gojyo!
HAKKAI: THOUGHTS: ... The Random Narrator keeps staring at me... I'm scared...
R.N: But anyway, she wants Gakkai to... Hang on, there're five dares. Gakkai, choose a number from one to five...
GAKKAI: Uh... 4
R.N: You have to walk around the studio in a bikini, G-string style.
GAKKAI: ... What!
R.N: I said...
GAKKAI: I heard you! I heard you!
R.N: Well? Will you do it?
GAKKAI: Fine, since it is a dare... goes off to get change
GOJYO:smirks Ooooh, finally something fun...
HAKKAI: death glares Gojyo Excuse me?
GOJYO: Uh... nothing!
HAKKAI:smiles I thought so...
R.N: Well we'll just wait for Gakkai... Actually, we'll just keep going! The next dare is for Gojyo! This is from a reader named Joyee and she wants you to... run round the studio while stripping.
GOJYO: Huh? Oook...
R.N: Must be a Gojyo fan...
AYA: I doubt it... If she is though... cracks knuckles
GOKU: Whoa... I can do that too!
GOJYO: Ahh! Whatever! There's no way I'm gonna do that! I'm gonna forfeit!
R.N: That was quick... Ok next up is Nuriko! This is also from GenjoShyazo. Nuriko, choose a number from 1 to 4 please...
NURIKO: 2...
R.N: Ok! You chose lick a frog!
NURIKO: Ew! No!
R.N: Another quick one! Ok, last one is...
GAKKAI: comes out in a pink bikini ...
ALL THE MEN IN THE STUDIO:stares
GOJYO: drools
GOKU: covers eyes I've lost the ability to see!
SANZO: stares in shock before looking away
HAKKAI: cough cough
GAKKAI: Don't look!
NURIKO: You know that means we'll just look right? Now that you've said that...
GAKKAI: Just coz you wanna see...
NURIKO: Ewww no...
GAKKAI: Whatever... starts walking around the studio I hate this...
R.N: turns back But anyway, this is from GensomadenSaiyuki and she wants Sanzo to smile and kiss whoever he's talking to on the forehead.
SANZO: What!
R.N:Now you gotta kiss me on the forehead...
SANZO: Tch... forces a smile kisses the R.N on the forehead
R.N: .
GOKU: Is it just me or is the R.N actually HAPPY about it?
SHYAZO: He IS happy...
GOJYO/AYA: Weird...
NURIKO: I wonder if he's gay...
HAKKAI: I am not surprised. Remember that time when I called him, he randomly told me he was still single...
GAKKAI: Yup... He's gay...
SANZO:silence
GOJYO: How come you're not talking?
SANZO: silence
R.N: Because he's doing a dare, remember? Right Sanzo?
SANZO:...
R.N: Are you gay?
SANZO: Wtf no!
R.N: Now you gotta kiss me again!
SANZO: kisses the R.N again
R.N: . I love my job!
SHYAZO: fuming angrily
GOKU: Shyazo's gonna snap!
SHYAZO: Damn right! Oh Saaaaaaanzoooooo! You do know that since GensomadenSaiyuki did not put a time limit, even if you do it once, you're done?
SANZO: ... I'm done then...
GAKKAI: I'm done! I've walked around the studio!
R.N: Dammit... Oh well, tune in to the final Round next time! Oh yes, don't forget to vote for the two people you want to see to the next round!
CONTESTANTS: ...
R.N: It has to be one girl and one boy! Until next time!
Hope you had fun! Unfortunately, the votes have been finalized and the 6th and final part is being made so be patient! ;D
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this show, except maybe the Random Narrator and Nuriko, as it's me (Reminder: it's a GIRL!). The other girls have their own owners and it's not me...
R.N: Welcome back viewers!
GOJYO: Confuscious says; Eat women but don't get eaten...
SANZO: That's not what Confuscious said...
GOJYO: Oh shut up!
R.N: But anyways, only four remain in the competition! Sanzo!
SANZO: Tch.
R.N: Nuriko!
NURIKO: Yay!
R.N: Gakkai!
GAKKAI: Hell yeah!
R.N: And... Gojyo...
GOJYO: Oh yeah, go me!
NURIKO: Wait, how did YOU get into the semifinals?
GOJYO: That's for me to know and for you to find out...
SANZO: You flirted with the female producer?
GOJYO: Dammit! Yes...
R.N: But anyway... Those that were eliminated are now part of the audience...
GOKU: Aww! But I wanted to get into the semifinals!
HAKKAI: Good luck you four!
AYA: Go Gojyo!
SHYAZO: YOU SUCK, SANZO! GO SUCK ON A TWIG!
SANZO: Wtf?
R.N: Oh yes, before I forget...
NURIKO: Which you ALWAYS do...
R.N: ignores Nuriko As I was saying; each contestant has to perform two dares in this round... One from fans... and one from each other!
CONTESTANTS: WHAT!
R.N: I said...
SANZO: We know what you said!
GAKKAI: Man, we're screwed! TWO dares!
R.N: Yup.
NURIKO: Is it individual points now?
R.N: Yup.
GOJYO: So it's not a group one?
R.N:Yup.
SANZO: Can you STOP saying that word!
R.N: Yup... I mean yes... So anyway, remember the first few round when you dared each other?
CONTESTANTS: Yeah...
R.N: Well, just dare the contestant of the opposite gender that you haven't dared yet!
CONTESTANTS: looks at each other Oh HELL NO!
GAKKAI: I gotta dare this ero-kappa!
GOJYO: I ain't happy about it either!
NURIKO: gulp After all the others, I'm scared of what Sanzo would think up...
SANZO: Tch.
R.N: Well let's start the show then!
GOJYO: Can't be helped then... I'll go first... I dare Gakkai to... Eat 20 raw eggs...
GAKKAI: Ok! Bring it on then!
GOJYO: Wait! I ain't finished! After that, you gotta spew it all back out again...
NURIKO: Not surprised if she does do that...
GOJYO: And using the vomit, you gotta make an omelette and EAT it!
SANZO: What a retard...
GAKKAI: ... Well... Eating 20 raw eggs I can do... Spewing them out is a bit harder but I'll manage, making an omelette with it, ok but eating it BACK? Hm...
R.N: Well Gakkai?
NURIKO: I doubt you'll make it...
GAKKAI: grabs Nuriko in a healock What'd you say you fracking bastard!
NURIKO: slips out of grasp as usual I said I doubt you'll make it!
GAKKAI: Fine! Here! I'll prove it to you! takes 20 raw eggs. eats five but spews it out
SANZO: Tch. Weakling...
HAKKAI: You can do it Gakkai! Just keep trying!
GOKU: She's not gonna make it! Sanzo will!
GAKKAI: Shut up! And...wait, you're rooting for Sanzo!
GOKU: shrugs
NURIKO: Sweet then! Don't cheer for me then!
GAKKAI: Anyway... Concentrate, Gakkai! You can do it! You've eaten bark! Or ATTEMPTED to eat it... and... Why'm I talking to myself?
SHYAZO: Coz you're Gakkai...
GAKKAI: Shut up!
R.N: Well anyway, who wants to go next?
NURIKO: Um... Sanzo?
SANZO: What! I'm thinking ok!
AYA: I bet he's thinking of something ELSE...
SHYAZO: Oh yeah! Like what?
AYA: Something...
SHYAZO: Tell me!
SANZO: Got it. I want Nuriko to eat a fresh...
NURIKO: THOUGHTS: Please not frogs! Not snails! Not slugs! PLEASE!
SANZO: Chilli...
NURIKO: Huh?
SANZO: I said...
R.N: Well that was unexpected...
AYA: Tsk tsk. Sanzo's lost his touch...
SANZO: Shut it! I want Nuriko to eat the (insert name of hottest chilli here).
NURIKO: ? What? I'm gonna die!
R.N: Is that a forfeit?
NURIKO: No! I'll do it! takes chilli and eats it There!
R.N: Didn't it affect you?
NURIKO: gone off to the nearest milk factory (FACT: Did you know that milk is the best drink if you've eaten something spicy)
R.N: ? Ok well she's done her dare! Gakkai are you... whoa...
GAKKAI: eats last of her omelette/puke Done! It's actually not half-bad!
GOJYO: I think I'M gonna puke...
HAKKAI: Ahahaha well done Gakkai...
AYA: But we all know Gojyo's gonna win...
GOKU: No way man! It's obvious who the winner is!
SHYAZO: Yeah! Sanzo!
GOKU: I actually meant Nuriko...
R.N: murmurs: Oh just wait till the end... You're gonna get a BIG shock of your lives...
SANZO: What did you say?
R.N: Nothing! Nothing! But anyway, Gakkai completed her dare so she's done! Now it's on to the boys!
GAKKAI: Oooooh yeah!
R.N: Is Nuriko back?
NURIKO: Oh yeah! I'm back! gives Sanzo evil glare whilst smirking
SANZO: Tch whatever...
R.N: Well let's just take a break here for Nuriko and Gakkai to feel better... Or at least their stomachs...
(In the audience...)
SHYAZO: Oi guys, you know how they've got two dares?
GOKU/AYA/HAKKAI: Yeah?
SHYAZO: Would Sanzo perform this dare; shave his head bald?
GOKU: Oh sad one! Dare him! DARE HIM!
HAKKAI: You should not Shyazo...
SHYAZO: Why not? We can dare him since we're not in the game anymore...
AYA: Besides, Sanzo deserves it for being such an @$$ to Gojyo...
SHYAZO: Yeah and... hey!
HAKKAI: That is not what I meant. I mean we should keep the daring for the readers... Who knows what kind of dares they can come up with... I'm sure there would be horrible- I mean interesting ones...
GOKU: Hakkai, you're evil...
SHYAZO: Go Hakkai!
AYA: Lol
HAKKAI: .
R.N: Welcome back! Now that everyone's stomachs are feeling better, let's get on with the show! Who would like to go first?
NURIKO: ME! I dare Sanzo to uh... Put a used woman's underwear in his mouth for a WHOLE hour!
SANZO: Wtf?
NURIKO: AND... it has to be... AYA'S underwear!
AYA/GOJYO/SANZO: WHAT!
AYA: Why mine? And there's no way in hell am I letting HIM use my...
NURIKO: pulls out pink G-string from Gojyo's pocket Too bad...
GOJYO: Hey! That's mine!
AYA: You mean MINE! And why do you have it in your pocket, Gojyo?
GOJYO: Uh... on with the show!
R.N: ... That's my line... But anyway, Sanzo?
SANZO: ... takes underwear from Nuriko and stuffs it into his mouth
EVERYONE EXCEPT SANZO: Ewwwwwww!
SANZO: (muffled) Shut up!
GOJYO: smirks That underwear hasn't been washed for a week...
SANZO: gives Gojyo a disgusted look before turning to Nuriko and gives her the "I'm gonna kill you!" look
NURIKO: gulp Ahaha...
AYA: Gojyo kept my underwear for a week?
GOKU: A REAL ero kappa!
HAKKAI: sigh Poor Sanzo
SHYAZO: Yeah, poor Sanzo... THOUGHTS: AHAHAHAHAHA! SHAME! Eww eww eww eww!
SANZO: ...
GAKKAI: But anyway! I dare Gojyo to tongue a gay guy!
GOJYO: turns to Sanzo If I'm gonna kiss you, you gotta at least take the G-String out...
SANZO: fires at him
GOJYO: dodges frack! Can't you fracking take a joke! You're eating my girl's underwear for goodness sake!
SANZO: gives him death glare
R.N: But anyway, Gojyo will you do it?
GOJYO: ... uh... ok!
SHYAZO: THOUGHTS: Ain't he a homophobic now? Unless... Hey Narrator! Come here! whispers in R.N's ear
R.N: smirks Oh... ok...
GOJYO: So uh... I don't see any guys around... uh so I don't have to do it!
R.N: Oh no! We've invited Jack, or Jackie back! brings out Jackie from the second story, the guy who flirted with Gojyo when he was trapped in the room full of gays...
GOJYO:gulp ... THOUGHTS: Not him again!
JACKIE: Hey there hottie! Long time no see...
GOKU/GAKKAI: AHAHAHAHA! SHAME!
GOJYO: Shut up!
HAKKAI: Oh my poor Gojyo!
EVERYONE EXCEPT HAKKAI: Lots and LOTS of thoughts
HAKKAI: it was just a joke...
AYA: But when YOU said it, it didn't seem like it...
HAKKAI: Ahahaha...
R.N: Well Gojyo?
GOJYO: ...
AYA: You can do it, Gojyo!
GOJYO: kisses Jackie Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! runs to toilet and throws up
R.N: Well he wins a point! And Sanzo, your time is up...
SANZO: throws underwear awar and runs to bathroom
R.N: Well, Sanzo wins a point too! Let's just take a break so that our contestants can get over their sicknesses...
R.N: Welcome back ladies and gents to the longest I DARE YOU! show yet!
SHYAZO: Damn straight...
GOKU: I'm hungry!
HAKKAI: Now, now Goku...
AYA: Didn't you eat just now?
GOKU: Yeah but that was JUST NOW...
R.N: But anyway, let's get on with the daring! This time we will go alphabetically so that means Gakkai goes first!
GAKKAI: Oh crap...
HAKKAI: You can do it Gakkai!
SHYAZO: Yeah! Or at least kick Sanzo, Nuriko and Gojyo's asses!
SANZO/NURIKO/GOJYO: Hey!
R.N: Anyway, after Gakkai is Gojyo, then Nuriko and lastly Sanzo...
SANZO: Oh joy...
GAKKAI: Sweet! Bring it on!
R.N: Alright! This is from GenjoShyazo, obviously a Sanzo fan... I think it's a girl but oh well...
AYA: -.-; THOUGHTS: Is he that dim? It's Shyazo for goodness sake!
SHYAZO: THOUGHTS: Don't tell me he doesn't realize who sent that!
GOKU: THOUGHTS: Geez! Even I know who sent that! It's so obvious that it's Gojyo!
HAKKAI: THOUGHTS: ... The Random Narrator keeps staring at me... I'm scared...
R.N: But anyway, she wants Gakkai to... Hang on, there're five dares. Gakkai, choose a number from one to five...
GAKKAI: Uh... 4
R.N: You have to walk around the studio in a bikini, G-string style.
GAKKAI: ... What!
R.N: I said...
GAKKAI: I heard you! I heard you!
R.N: Well? Will you do it?
GAKKAI: Fine, since it is a dare... goes off to get change
GOJYO:smirks Ooooh, finally something fun...
HAKKAI: death glares Gojyo Excuse me?
GOJYO: Uh... nothing!
HAKKAI:smiles I thought so...
R.N: Well we'll just wait for Gakkai... Actually, we'll just keep going! The next dare is for Gojyo! This is from a reader named Joyee and she wants you to... run round the studio while stripping.
GOJYO: Huh? Oook...
R.N: Must be a Gojyo fan...
AYA: I doubt it... If she is though... cracks knuckles
GOKU: Whoa... I can do that too!
GOJYO: Ahh! Whatever! There's no way I'm gonna do that! I'm gonna forfeit!
R.N: That was quick... Ok next up is Nuriko! This is also from GenjoShyazo. Nuriko, choose a number from 1 to 4 please...
NURIKO: 2...
R.N: Ok! You chose lick a frog!
NURIKO: Ew! No!
R.N: Another quick one! Ok, last one is...
GAKKAI: comes out in a pink bikini ...
ALL THE MEN IN THE STUDIO:stares
GOJYO: drools
GOKU: covers eyes I've lost the ability to see!
SANZO: stares in shock before looking away
HAKKAI: cough cough
GAKKAI: Don't look!
NURIKO: You know that means we'll just look right? Now that you've said that...
GAKKAI: Just coz you wanna see...
NURIKO: Ewww no...
GAKKAI: Whatever... starts walking around the studio I hate this...
R.N: turns back But anyway, this is from GensomadenSaiyuki and she wants Sanzo to smile and kiss whoever he's talking to on the forehead.
SANZO: What!
R.N:Now you gotta kiss me on the forehead...
SANZO: Tch... forces a smile kisses the R.N on the forehead
R.N: .
GOKU: Is it just me or is the R.N actually HAPPY about it?
SHYAZO: He IS happy...
GOJYO/AYA: Weird...
NURIKO: I wonder if he's gay...
HAKKAI: I am not surprised. Remember that time when I called him, he randomly told me he was still single...
GAKKAI: Yup... He's gay...
SANZO:silence
GOJYO: How come you're not talking?
SANZO: silence
R.N: Because he's doing a dare, remember? Right Sanzo?
SANZO:...
R.N: Are you gay?
SANZO: Wtf no!
R.N: Now you gotta kiss me again!
SANZO: kisses the R.N again
R.N: . I love my job!
SHYAZO: fuming angrily
GOKU: Shyazo's gonna snap!
SHYAZO: Damn right! Oh Saaaaaaanzoooooo! You do know that since GensomadenSaiyuki did not put a time limit, even if you do it once, you're done?
SANZO: ... I'm done then...
GAKKAI: I'm done! I've walked around the studio!
R.N: Dammit... Oh well, tune in to the final Round next time! Oh yes, don't forget to vote for the two people you want to see to the next round!
CONTESTANTS: ...
R.N: It has to be one girl and one boy! Until next time!
Hope you had fun! Unfortunately, the votes have been finalized and the 6th and final part is being made so be patient! ;D
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