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Kleptomaniacal. In a nutshell.

OKAY! I'm going to make you all a deal!

If I can MAKE YOU LAUGH in ANY of the following "chapters", YOU HAVE to send this to AT LEAST ONE OTHER PERSON.

And if I can't, vote me :(.

Okay? Okay? Alright?

Here we go!

Chapters

Chapters

Chapter 0 - Could be considered an intro.
Submitted: April 15, 2008 • Updated: April 15, 2008
Word count: 647 • Size: 3k • Comments: 14 • views: 625

Chapter 1 - I HATE MCDONALDS
Submitted: April 15, 2008 • Updated: December 27, 2008
Word count: 1252 • Size: 7k • Comments: 3 • views: 426

Chapter 2 - Eggshells!!!! XDD
Submitted: April 17, 2008 • Updated: December 27, 2008
Word count: 2203 • Size: 13k • Comments: 2 • views: 509

Chapter 3 - Chapter 3!
Submitted: April 17, 2008 • Updated: December 27, 2008
Word count: 406 • Size: 2k • Comments: 3 • views: 401

Chapter 4 - [filler chapter]
Submitted: June 11, 2008 • Updated: December 27, 2008
Word count: 437 • Size: 2k • Comments: 3 • views: 347

Chapter 5 - IT'S HERE! :D
Submitted: June 11, 2008 • Updated: December 27, 2008
Word count: 1924 • Size: 11k • Comments: 1 • views: 376

Chapter 6 - unimaginable evil?
Submitted: March 1, 2009 • Updated: March 1, 2009
Word count: 105 • Size: <1k • Comments: 4 • views: 263

Comments

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TTfan1 on March 10, 2009, 12:02:39 PM

TTfan1 on (Chapter: index)
TTfan1NEVER APOLOGIZE TO ME!
i know that already ^-^; (has severe artist/author block)

*still has to get the real dope up*

if i ever manage to type that 80-pager, you will SEE it is like OPIUM.
you will heart it.

rasengan on March 2, 2009, 4:56:06 AM

rasengan on (Chapter: index)
rasenganat all

rasengan on March 2, 2009, 4:55:54 AM

rasengan on (Chapter: index)
rasenganOk, I'm sorry to say, but #30 is not funny

TTfan1 on December 27, 2008, 1:17:45 AM

TTfan1 on (Chapter: index)
TTfan1Okay, for God's sake, I was ALMOST done typing your chapter and the damned built-in MOUSE CLOSED THE TAB.

I could CRY. I think I WILL.

TTfan1 on December 22, 2008, 12:47:22 PM

TTfan1 on (Chapter: index)
TTfan1-cries-

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN, MY FRIENDS?
HOW LONG....SINCE A NEW CHAPTER?!

okay, i'll get to work. seriously this time.
i just started penning down a new one (it's about 35-50 pages now) and I figure.....we need something new.

I'll reread, and get you poor insanity-deprived children some help.

Happy Miss-X!

TTfan1 on August 29, 2008, 12:26:44 PM

TTfan1 on (Chapter: 2)
TTfan1What? No. I tried.

Everyone tried.

We couldn't capture the essence. =_+

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on August 27, 2008, 11:03:58 PM

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on (Chapter: 6)
Y0URIMAGINARYFRIENDHahahaha! Tobi's spelling is amazingly messed-up. (yes,i know i keep on commenting, but i keep re-reading it, to save my insanity ^______^)

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on June 11, 2008, 7:05:39 AM

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on (Chapter: 4)
Y0URIMAGINARYFRIENDThis is the most gnus silliness ever. At least that i've come across.

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on August 27, 2008, 8:58:52 PM

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on (Chapter: 4)
Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND*genius

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on August 27, 2008, 8:42:21 PM

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on (Chapter: 2)
Y0URIMAGINARYFRIENDCan you draw a piccie of him some time? Pretty please?

TTfan1 on August 27, 2008, 11:57:11 AM

TTfan1 on (Chapter: index)
TTfan1WHO'S READY FOR A PLOTLINE?!!! >:D

TTfan1 on June 13, 2008, 4:46:22 AM

TTfan1 on (Chapter: 6)
TTfan1You all could actually just skip to chapter seven. It's gonna be the best WTF yet. ^__^

In a good way.

And more perverted jokes then has ever been seen before.

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on June 16, 2008, 6:57:11 PM

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on (Chapter: 6)
Y0URIMAGINARYFRIENDBut there IS no chapter 7!!! *runs off with leftover prawns*

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on June 12, 2008, 1:20:37 AM

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on (Chapter: 6)
Y0URIMAGINARYFRIENDWTF??? Oh dear...Kisame and Zetsu...I am scarred for life.

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on June 12, 2008, 1:10:34 AM

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on (Chapter: 5)
Y0URIMAGINARYFRIENDHahaha.Jello shots. Oh dear. ^_____^

LovelessLover on June 11, 2008, 12:59:28 PM

LovelessLover on (Chapter: 1)
LovelessLoveryou sound like me. I make up weird yaoi stupid like that. It was funny~!

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on June 11, 2008, 6:51:00 AM

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on (Chapter: 1)
Y0URIMAGINARYFRIENDAPPLES!! Oh, and i almost forgot *raises hand*

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on June 11, 2008, 6:48:11 AM

Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND on (Chapter: index)
Y0URIMAGINARYFRIENDHAHAHAHAHahahaha
You are going on my list of recommendable authors.

TTfan1 on May 26, 2008, 12:28:16 PM

TTfan1 on (Chapter: index)
TTfan1If you WANT. :D

TTfan1 on May 20, 2008, 8:06:31 AM

TTfan1 on (Chapter: 3)
TTfan1No, that would be the song Four Seasons By Namie Amuro. they used it as the ending for the 4th IY movie. ^_^

animefan4evr on May 19, 2008, 9:09:22 AM

animefan4evr on (Chapter: 4)
animefan4evrlol ur mind can't get any wierder XD

animefan4evr on May 19, 2008, 9:06:13 AM

animefan4evr on (Chapter: 3)
animefan4evridk where ur mind came from, but it wasn't earth XD

and did u just make up a bunch of japanese words in the last part? or is it really real japanese words with meaning? lol

the only word i kno in that whole thing is hikari=light XD

animefan4evr on May 19, 2008, 8:48:16 AM

animefan4evr on (Chapter: 1)
animefan4evrXD u have one sick mind there......

its funny XDDDDDDDDDDDD

animefan4evr on May 19, 2008, 8:39:40 AM

animefan4evr on (Chapter: index)
animefan4evrO M FREAKING G I CAN'T TYPE AN M! lol XD i was trying to type the M and it was like: ,M , M, M >.> stupid comma button

lol that is the most random thing evr. and i think i kno sum ppl who would love to read it XD

TTfan1 on May 16, 2008, 12:30:40 PM

TTfan1 on (Chapter: index)
TTfan1PRINGLES STIX!!!!! XDDD

TTfan1 on April 18, 2008, 6:43:01 AM

TTfan1 on (Chapter: index)
TTfan1I demand that all you people looking at this COMMENT!

*shoots self in head*

Itachi: She's dead! Party!! XDD
Sesshomaru: *pops champagne*

TTfan1 on April 16, 2008, 12:17:23 PM

TTfan1 on (Chapter: index)
TTfan1I need comments to survive. Without comments, I suffocate. U_U