Chapter 8 - Eclipse and Condemned talk about... stuff
Submitted July 16, 2008 Updated September 19, 2010 Status Incomplete | neh. A basic fight between Condemned and Eclipse for control over Eclipse's body. Sometimes it would go too far... More stories are to be added!
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Chapter 8 - Eclipse and Condemned talk about... stuff
Chapter 8 - Eclipse and Condemned talk about... stuff
Sonic's Home - Midnight. Eclipse can't sleep. He decides to talk to Condemned.
Condemned: Eclipse... they are your ENEMIES... kill your family... kill your friends... you MUST kill them... you -
Eclipse: Condemned, why do you say this to me every night?
Condemned: It's my desperate attempt to get you to kill people.
Eclipse: emphasis on "desperate".
Condemned: hey! It's not THAT bad... I mean... well... do YOU have any better plans?
Eclipse: I would wait until i fall asleep, and my will is weak. I then, would destroy my will and take over.
Condemned: *grumblegrumblegrumble*it's not THAT good*grumblegrumble*
Eclipse: *twiddling his thumbs* sooo... Condemned?
Condemned: yeah? What do ya want?
Eclipse: uh...
Condemned: You want dating advice from me?
Eclipse: how did you KNOW?
Condemned: i live inside your BRAIN. You think i wouldn't sneak a peek at your THOUGHTS?
Eclipse: good point...
Condemned: I can't believe your asking ME this... uh... let's see... why ARE you asking ME this, anyway?
Eclipse: oh come on! It's imbarressing to ask the other guys, because two-thirds of them get all excited if i mention ANYTHING about Rosette... they're like a couple of fangirls...
Condemned: fine. But only because i pity your lack of dating skill.
Eclipse: HEY!
Condemned: Ok, here's my advice, so shut up: If the girl gets upset, don't ask if she's on her period.
Eclipse: ...
Condemned: ...
Eclipse: so... that's it?
Condemned: it's all i can think of.
Eclipse: there's GOT to be something better then THAT...
Condemned: I'm a dark spirit who is obsessed with killing. What do you expect?
Eclipse: god... stop being right...
Condmened: ...
Eclipse: ...
Condmened: why aren't you sleeping?
Eclipse: you give me scary nightmares.
Condemned: cry me a river.
Eclipse: Hey! it's very serious!
Condemned: oh boo hoo. What do YOU want me to do?
Eclipse: LEAVE.
Condemned: Only in your DREAMS, Eclipse... oh look at that, I made a funny.
Eclipse: if you think that's funny, you're sick.
Condemned: *sarcastic* sick? Me? Noooo... I just force you to attack your friends because people LOVE when i do that...
Eclipse: ok, shut up.
Condemned: i own you.
Eclipse: what...?
Condemned: I. OWN. YOU.
Eclipse: you're so dilapitated...
Condemned: own you -
Eclipse: DILAPITATED.
Condemned: ooowwwwn yooo -
Eclipse: DILAPITATED!
Condemned: you're my dog.
Eclipse: DELAPITATED!!!
Condemned: you say that word all the time... i don't think it means what you think it means...
Eclipse: don't you start quoting movies on me...
Condemned: Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
Eclipse: oh haha. Nice speech, Dark Helmet.
Condmened: And now for something completely different.
Eclipse: NO MONTY PYTHON!!!
Condemned: I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up...
Eclipse: ok, that's not Monty Python... that's just gross.
Condemned: If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you'd lost your mind!
Eclipse: I'm not crazy because I'm saying you quote gross movies.
Condemned: no, see, that was another quote.
Eclipse: arrrgh!!! SHUT UP!!!
Condemned: Fine. I will shut up, and you will shut up and we'll all shut up and SLEEP.
Eclipse: wonderful: *closes his eyes, and tries to sleep*
Condemned: ...
Eclipse: ...
Condemned: ...
Eclipse: ...
Condemned: ...
Eclipse: ...
Condemned: ...
Eclipse: ...
Condemned: I am Mclovin.
Eclipse: GRRRRRRRRRR.....
THE END
Condemned: Eclipse... they are your ENEMIES... kill your family... kill your friends... you MUST kill them... you -
Eclipse: Condemned, why do you say this to me every night?
Condemned: It's my desperate attempt to get you to kill people.
Eclipse: emphasis on "desperate".
Condemned: hey! It's not THAT bad... I mean... well... do YOU have any better plans?
Eclipse: I would wait until i fall asleep, and my will is weak. I then, would destroy my will and take over.
Condemned: *grumblegrumblegrumble*it's not THAT good*grumblegrumble*
Eclipse: *twiddling his thumbs* sooo... Condemned?
Condemned: yeah? What do ya want?
Eclipse: uh...
Condemned: You want dating advice from me?
Eclipse: how did you KNOW?
Condemned: i live inside your BRAIN. You think i wouldn't sneak a peek at your THOUGHTS?
Eclipse: good point...
Condemned: I can't believe your asking ME this... uh... let's see... why ARE you asking ME this, anyway?
Eclipse: oh come on! It's imbarressing to ask the other guys, because two-thirds of them get all excited if i mention ANYTHING about Rosette... they're like a couple of fangirls...
Condemned: fine. But only because i pity your lack of dating skill.
Eclipse: HEY!
Condemned: Ok, here's my advice, so shut up: If the girl gets upset, don't ask if she's on her period.
Eclipse: ...
Condemned: ...
Eclipse: so... that's it?
Condemned: it's all i can think of.
Eclipse: there's GOT to be something better then THAT...
Condemned: I'm a dark spirit who is obsessed with killing. What do you expect?
Eclipse: god... stop being right...
Condmened: ...
Eclipse: ...
Condmened: why aren't you sleeping?
Eclipse: you give me scary nightmares.
Condemned: cry me a river.
Eclipse: Hey! it's very serious!
Condemned: oh boo hoo. What do YOU want me to do?
Eclipse: LEAVE.
Condemned: Only in your DREAMS, Eclipse... oh look at that, I made a funny.
Eclipse: if you think that's funny, you're sick.
Condemned: *sarcastic* sick? Me? Noooo... I just force you to attack your friends because people LOVE when i do that...
Eclipse: ok, shut up.
Condemned: i own you.
Eclipse: what...?
Condemned: I. OWN. YOU.
Eclipse: you're so dilapitated...
Condemned: own you -
Eclipse: DILAPITATED.
Condemned: ooowwwwn yooo -
Eclipse: DILAPITATED!
Condemned: you're my dog.
Eclipse: DELAPITATED!!!
Condemned: you say that word all the time... i don't think it means what you think it means...
Eclipse: don't you start quoting movies on me...
Condemned: Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
Eclipse: oh haha. Nice speech, Dark Helmet.
Condmened: And now for something completely different.
Eclipse: NO MONTY PYTHON!!!
Condemned: I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up...
Eclipse: ok, that's not Monty Python... that's just gross.
Condemned: If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you'd lost your mind!
Eclipse: I'm not crazy because I'm saying you quote gross movies.
Condemned: no, see, that was another quote.
Eclipse: arrrgh!!! SHUT UP!!!
Condemned: Fine. I will shut up, and you will shut up and we'll all shut up and SLEEP.
Eclipse: wonderful: *closes his eyes, and tries to sleep*
Condemned: ...
Eclipse: ...
Condemned: ...
Eclipse: ...
Condemned: ...
Eclipse: ...
Condemned: ...
Eclipse: ...
Condemned: I am Mclovin.
Eclipse: GRRRRRRRRRR.....
THE END
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ShadowsGirlfriend1_0 on September 18, 2008, 7:22:08 AM
The already astounding funniness of this conversation was escalted as my friend read it aloud while we were in school today :) I thought you would like to here that fact XD Srsly, the "your're my dog" caught us off gaurd, we laughed like idiots and eveyone around us was all "...wtf is they're problem?!" I never knew Condemned could make funnies too 8DTheGameArtCritic on September 18, 2008, 9:54:01 AM
HE MAKES FUNNIES.woot.
I'm glad to have entertained you, and your friend.
SpiralDemon on September 15, 2008, 10:14:28 PM
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TheGameArtCritic on September 16, 2008, 8:35:02 AM
dawwwww..... poor emo....mechadragon13 on September 15, 2008, 7:40:22 AM
Dear Critic,I have currently run off to laugh my @$$ off. I'll be back in a jiffy!! ^^
Sincerely, Mish.
PS: And now for something completely different. ^^
TheGameArtCritic on September 15, 2008, 9:20:08 AM
roflmao!but now you're not online... boo <:(
mechadragon13 on September 15, 2008, 11:17:31 AM
Dear Critic,Still laughing........ be back tomorrow XD
PS i have to say, that was some seriously funny stuff XD
TheGameArtCritic on September 15, 2008, 12:46:35 PM
o rly? HOORAY!Kirbyt on September 14, 2008, 2:02:27 PM
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That is so funny!TheGameArtCritic on September 14, 2008, 2:03:20 PM
you like it?Condemned: you're my dog.