Chapter 2 - Chapter Two: The Pointless Journey Begins

A Pointless Kingdom Hearts Fanfic
Chapter Two: The Pointless Journey Begins
By: ThreeWishesKeyblade

ThreeWishes: Squaresoft and Disney are responsible for making the greatest game in the world, Kingdom Hearts. I’m responsible for the story and any mention of alien cows, dancing coconuts, and evil maniac mutant squirrels. I came up with all of those. Why? BECAUSE I WAS BORED, THAT’S WHY! Uh anyway, I also am not responsible for the song Sora sings (it shall be a surprise)(And in a way, I suppose truly I am responsible for the song... it is a parody after all). Btw, this will be a bit different than the first chapter. I’m not quite as hyper anymore.


ThreeWishes: -giggles like a maniac as you start reading- Sorry everyone, Sora is currently rehearsing. So, for your amusement, please welcome the Destiny Islands’ Clowns!

Tidus, Wakka, and- Wait.

ThreeWishes: What happened to Selphie?

Wakka: The alien cows got mad and blasted her off to another world.

In Another World.

Selphie: -lands with a thud on a pink table-

Cloud: Hi.

Selphie: O_O?!

Cloud: Take a seat.

Selphie: -sits down-

Cloud: Would you like some tea? –holds out a tea pot-

Selphie: No, I want a hamburger. –sniffles- I miss the cows…

Cloud: Ok, fine, be that way. –pouts, throws tea pot at Selphie’s head-

Selphie: ????? X_x

Back on Destiny Islands.

Tidus and Wakka: -just stand there, wearing HUGE (er… huger rather, since in KH all of the shoes are… large) shoes, faces painted and all that good junk-

ThreeWishes: Well? Do something!

Tidus: Ok.-grabs a tiny car-

All: Oooo, aaah…

Tidus and Wakka: -try to fit into the tiny car-

ThreeWishes: -.-‘ Uh ok. That is strange.

Tidus: -stops- THIS IS TOO! –pulls a rubber chicken out of pants-

ThreeWishes: O_O?! No, that’s just scary.

Tidus: Oh…

Riku: -blinks, is forced to watch all of this because he’s been tied to a chair by ThreeWishes and must be the audience-

Suddenly a moogle appears.

All: Where’d you come from?

Moogle: I don’t know kupo.

ThreeWishes: -thinks- Want to be in a band?

Moogle: CAN I BE THE LEAD SINGER?!

ThreeWishes: Uh no.

Moogle: Air guitar?

ThreeWishes: No.

Moogle: Drums?

ThreeWishes: Sure!

Moogle: I CAN PLAY THE DRUMS WITH MY POM-POM, KUPO!

All: O_o

ThreeWishes: ...Yeah. Whatever.

Moogle: -is sent to practice with Sora and the heartless-

All: -sit boredly-

Cows: MOO!

ThreeWishes: Shut up.

Cows: ;_;

ThreeWishes: I’ll be right back.

ThreeWishes pulls open the curtain.

ThreeWishes: I would like to present Sora and the Heartless! –points- We have a few heartless soldiers as background singers, an air soldier on the air guitar, a moogle on the drums, and a group of white knights as dancers.

Sora, Heartless, and Moogle: 0.o –stage fright-

ThreeWishes: -hiss, anger-

Sora, Heartless, and Moogle: -no longer afraid of the stage but afraid of ThreeWishes-

Air Soldier: -starts strumming the guitar-

Moogle: -starts nodding head up and down, pom-pom hitting the drums-

White Knights: -start their jerky movements-

Sora: -gulps and starts singing-
(to the tune of I Will Survive)At first I was afraid; I was terrified. I thought that that Large Body would get a treadmill when it reached level 45. But then I fought so many White Knights, thinking how Kairi did me wrong. And I grew strong. And I learned how to get along!
And so she’s back from outer space. She just walked in to find me here with this cheesy grin upon my face. That paopu fruit wouldn’t have made me have to say goodbye. But I didn’t stumble, nor lay down and die. Oh no not I! I will survive. As long as I have this keyblade I know I’ll stay alive. I’ve got all my life to live, got all my love to give. I will survive!
I should have changed the lock on that gummi ship. I should have smacked you with this key. If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me. You’re really a bore. Get out of my ship; you’re not welcome anymore! I will survive! As long as I have this keyblade I know I’ll stay alive! I’ve got all my life to live, got all my love to give. I will survive! I will survive!

All except Sora: -stare, astonished- Sora?!

Sora: What?!

All: -cheer- SORA! SORA! SORA!

Sora: -blinks- WHAT?!

All: -continue to cheer-

Sora: -twitch-

Suddenly a gummi ship lands on ThreeWishes.

ThreeWishes: -scurries out from under ship, looks like a pancake, eye twitches-

Riku: -runs over to help ThreeWishes, even though he doesn’t want to, but it’s in the script and ThreeWishes said that if he doesn’t follow the script, she’ll make him kiss her-

ThreeWishes: WHEEE! –better, clings to Riku-

Riku: -annoyance- -_-

Suddenly, a few Invisibles run out of the ship.

All: -blank stare-

Invisible: Sora! You’re great! How about we take you on a tour of all the worlds! You’ll be adored by thousands. You’ll have tons of fangirls!

Sora: MORE THAN RIKU?!

Invisible: I wouldn’t go that far.

Sora: ;_; -feels hated, pouts-

Invisible: Uh…… ok, more than Riku!

Sora: WHEEEE! Ok, sure.

Riku: -twitch-

All except Sora and Invisibles: CAN WE COME TOOOOOOOOOOOO?!

Invisible: Uh….. I guess.


ThreeWishes: And so, they all got into the gummi ship and flew off to their first destination, but little did they know, the Invisibles had other things planned for them. –insert evil cackle here-

Invisibles: HOW DO YOU KNOW OUR PLAN?!

ThreeWishes: I’m the author, I know all.

Invisibles: …oh.


ThreeWishes: -twitch- Ok…what you all think? Kind of a cliffhanger I suppose. Even though I didn’t originally plan on it, I decided to give this one an actual plot.

Audience: -gasp, cheer-

ThreeWishes: Ah shut up! See you next chapter!

Note: o.O Yeah, I realize how bad this is. Really sorry. This was written a while ago... I had it up on FF.net, but they decided to delete it (still not sure why) and it hasn’t seen the net since. I’m also sorry that it took me so long to get this chapter posted. ^^;;; But after the reviews I got (which were all very nice... Thanks, reviewers ^^), I realized that if I didn’t post soon, I might start being stalked or something... ^^;;;; Anyway... so yeah, I hope you enjoyed it... I know it’s not half as random as the first one... Only thing in this that I’m really even proud of is the song. O.o yeah, and if it seems short, forgive that too... X_x nya, just forgive this whole horrible chapter... Next chapter’s bound to be worse, but...here are my current plans for it...:

Chapter Title: Boredom Upon the Pink Gummi Bear... er...Gummi Ship
Plans: Sora and company pick up their opening act.
Things in it that you just don’t see everyday: Dancing coconut and Yuffie, Cid, and Aerith in platypus suits.

Like stated previously, the first few chapters were written a while ago (o.O In fact, I think it was a year or so ago...) and so... I’ll need to get back into that style of writing.., So I wouldn’t expect Chapter 3 too soon if I were you.

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