Chapter 2 - More funnies!

This is chapter 2! The first few parts are from Garfield, and then I'll have a few Foxtrot comics, and back to Garfield.=)[br]
Hina:It's Monday.Really bad things happen to me on Monday.So I'll stay in the[br]
middle of this big field all day, where I can't get hurt.[br]
*SPOING! A big grand piano lands on her.*[br]
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Chen:I love sunny windowsills.[br]
*turns into a cat and jumps at window,only to go through it.*[br]
Chen:And I hate open windows.[br]
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*Ran comes in with all 9 of her tails shaped wierd.*[br]
Ran:Stay away from rocking chairs, Chen.[br]
Chen:Sound advice![br]
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Yukari:Oh good, it's here!This rubber burger should be good for a few laughs.[br]
*Yuyuko comes into the room and spys the burger. Yukari gives it to her.*[br]
*CHOMP!SPROING!*[br]
Yuyuko:RRR!Why can't I eat this?![br]
Yukari:Hee hee.HA!HA!HA![br]
*Yuyuko stares at her with angry eyes.*[br]
Yukari:(beaten up)It was worth it.[br]
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Medicine:Hello, what's this?[br]
*picks up unopened toothpaste tube and squeezes with all her might, making [br]
toothpaste go ll over the place.*[br]
Medicine:I hate Mondays.[br]
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Okay, here come the Foxtrot ones!Here's who will be who:[br]
Reimu will be Paige,Marisa will be Jason,Cirno will be Peter,Shinki will be the mom,[br]
and Suika will be the dad.[br]
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Marisa:(digging)What the heck is Reimu's donation box doing in the front of the[br]
shrine?(thinking)I thought I buried it in the back.[br]
Shinki:Marisa, the odds of you finding buried treasure in the front are...[br]
Marisa:ODDS?!Who cares about odds?!Did odds ever stop Howard Carter,Louis [br]
Leakey, and Indiana Jones?I think not.[br]
Shinki:Wheras, the odds of you digging into a sewage line are-...[br]
Marisa:..Are what?[br]
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Reimu:Shinki,Marisa's eating all of my candy![br]
Marisa:That's because Cirno's eating all of mine.[br]
Cirno:That's because Suika's eating all of mine.[br]
Suika:That's because Shinki's eating all of mine.[br]
Shinki:Um, Reimu, mellow out.[br]
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Reimu:Where's Marisa?[br]
Cirno:In the bathroom I think.[br]
Reimu:She's been gone 10 minutes.[br]
Cirno:Well,wher else would she be?[br]
Nitori(through speaker)That'll be$15,300,926.88.Anything else?[br]
Marisa:Oh, what the hey-make that 2 million cheeseburgers.[br]
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Reimu:I'm gonna burst.[br]
Marisa:I'm gonna burst first.[br]
Cirno;I'm gonna burst worst.[br]
Shinki:I'm gonna burst till I'm hearsed.[br]
Suika:I did't know they had 2 kinds of sake![br]
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Back to Garfield![br]
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Satori:Do you know what Gensokyo needs more of?[br]
Rin:More dog pounds!Anti-Dog mines around fire hydrants!Dog-hunting season![br]
Dog traps![br]
Satori:Relax,Rin.You're going to burst somthing.[br]
Rin:Why,millions could be saved on carpet cleaning bills alone.[br]
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Hijiki:*looking in tea*You knowits Monday when you find Sharks swimming in your [br]
tea.[br]
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Reimu:I wonder where I should go on vacation.Maybe France or Spain...[br]
*Sanae comes in with a Mexican hat.*[br]
Reimu:Or Mexico.[br]
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Well, that's it! I'll post more later![br]

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