Chapter 1 - Mattkoons is rich?

From an urge …



"What do you want to do?" Shamoo said to Mattkoons. "I don't know, I'm rich. I don't need to know what to do." Mattkoons answered. "You're not rich." "Sure, go ahead and destroy a perfectly good fantasy." "We could watch TV." Shamoo suggested. "OK." replied Mattkoons. Shamoo clapped his hands (or whatever you want to call the end of his arm) and a plasma screen TV comes from the ceiling. A little piece of paper (a power ball ticket) floats into Mattkoons' hands. They turn on the TV and the power ball drawings are on! "If you have the numbers," the announcer said "7," Mattkoons then thought, "I have seven" "4" "I have 4" "3 million 4 hundred 17 thousand 721 and a half" "I have 3 million 4 hundred 17 thousand 721 and a half" " 9" " I have 9" "And 3 million 4 hundred 17 thousand 722 and a half" "Darn, I have 3 million 4 hundred 17 thousand 722 and 3 fourths" "Then you lose! I LIED! The last number was supposed to end in 3 fourths! So if you have the ticket with the numbers 7, 4, 3 million 4 hundred 17 thousand 721 and a half, 9, and 3 million 4 hundred 17 thousand 722 and 3 fourths; YOU ARE A WINNER AND YOU WON 17 MILLION DOLLARS A SECOND FOR LIFE! YOU WILL BE RICHER THAN BILL GATES IN LESS THAN A WEEK! Restrictions apply." Mattkoons in hearing this did a little victory dance and screamed, "Yay, I am immortal so I will get money forever!" "But you're not immortal." "Sure, ruin two fantasies in one day. Well I am rich now." He leaves. "Where are you going?" Shamoo shouted. "To claim my prize!"

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