Chapter 1 - Untitled
Submitted March 18, 2004 Updated March 18, 2004 Status Incomplete | I'm not lying!
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Chapter 1 - Untitled
Chapter 1 - Untitled
1. You are not some angsty dude who is "consumed by the blackness". If you are depressed, take a Zoloft and shut the hell up.
2. NEVER try and pierce your belly button in the dark. Unless you like trips to the ER (this actually happened to me, no kidding)
3. If you're going to be sick, stick your head out the window. If you're going to pass out, put your head between your knees. If neither of those is a concern, shut up and keep driving.
4. Don't kill someone because you hate them. Wait till they're sleeping...
5. Basic equation: Cellphone+BathtubxTalking ON the cellphone in the bathtub=A minor shock which causes your hair to move in odd ways.
2. NEVER try and pierce your belly button in the dark. Unless you like trips to the ER (this actually happened to me, no kidding)
3. If you're going to be sick, stick your head out the window. If you're going to pass out, put your head between your knees. If neither of those is a concern, shut up and keep driving.
4. Don't kill someone because you hate them. Wait till they're sleeping...
5. Basic equation: Cellphone+BathtubxTalking ON the cellphone in the bathtub=A minor shock which causes your hair to move in odd ways.
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Kains_Vampire on April 20, 2004, 1:56:02 PM
But...but...it's less fun if they're sleeping!! *throws fit*WalMart_Manager on March 22, 2004, 1:40:51 PM
Cause they are cause I said so!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
coca-cola on March 20, 2004, 2:50:33 PM
coca-cola on
now how are these the 5 most basic rules of life?????????