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Chapter 2 - Kill Everybody V1

this is a cute little story about people from my space camp!!! those of you who were on the Aldrin team at the Huntsville, Alabama space camp last year, ENJOY! KILL EVERYBODY VOLUME II

Chapter 2 - Kill Everybody V1

Chapter 2 - Kill Everybody V1


Kill Everybody Volume 1



One day a boy named Connor was smacked upside the head


with a 150-pound elephant by a girl named Patti who

was sick of his exessesive burping.. Then his friend

Bryce came in and threw Patti out the 20th story

window onto a bed of spikes. Then her friend Cai came

in and wipped out her grenade launcher and shot bryce

in the head. By then Jonathan had come in with his

monkey and threw Cai out the wndow after Patti into a

bed of poisonus crocodiles. Then Larry came in with

his flamethrower and charred everyone within 200 ft,

including Jonathan. The monkey ran away and called

911. By then Connor woke up from his concussion and

took Larry's flamethrower and shoved it down his

throat while hitting the on switch. The monkey then

re-entered the scene to beat out the flames in Larry's

throatand badly burned his hands. By that time , Bryce

had woken up in a state of amnesia and started yelling

"Vote for Kerry! Vote for Kerry!" The next day, Bryce,

Jonathan, Connor, Larry, Patti, and Cai were all in an

artificially induced coma. The monkey had bandaged

hands and was tending the wounded. The next week,

Goverment officals ran around containing Bryce in his

bed and stopping his frequent pickets that included 12

signs plastered with "VOTE FOR KERRY!" The End!


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starnightwalker on September 21, 2005, 11:52:57 AM

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starnightwalkerAnd for everyone's general information, as a space camp goonie, there will be no volume three. Though it was going to be cool...It involved Darth Vader..

starnightwalker on September 21, 2005, 11:51:29 AM

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starnightwalkerCAI DARLING!!!
This is your #1 favoritest person in the world...Egh...Make it favorite SPACE CAMP PERSON IN THE WORLD!!! Who is adoring your stories...^.^
At least this one...
Yay!! Now I can post comments!