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Chapter 2 - Thong attack!

So, this is what happens between writing fanfictions... be warned, this is kinda wierd.

Chapter 2 - Thong attack!

Chapter 2 - Thong attack!
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Random Thang of Doom!!
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The second coming!!
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Containing: Tasteless humor, mitosis, random flying thongs, and a great question!
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Disclaimer Guy: ZUKI DOESN'T OWN DIDDLYSQUAT!!! DON'T SUE HER!!!!!
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Zuki: Thanks, don't quit you day job.
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DG: THIS IS MY DAY JOB……
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Z: Oh yeeeeeah…. Hee hee I forgot….
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Yami: of course you do, you're a moron.
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Bakura: For once, I agree with you pharaoh.
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Y: what? Are you feeling okay?
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ANNOUNCER GUY: WE INTERRUPT THIS REGULARLY SCHEDULED INSANITY FOR THIS IMPORTANT NEWS UPDATE!!!
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Zuki, wearing a fake mustache: Good banana everybody, this is uh….. Ken Hidaka with an important news update!! We go to uh….. Yuki Sohma in the field for this informative update!!
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Bakura, wearing a really bad wig: WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO DO THIS STUPID THING!?!?!?!
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Z: I said so, and after all, I could put you in another dress….. *poises over a keyboard, ready to type*
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B: FINE!!! *bored sounding* Thank you Ken. The worlds largest thong museum is under attack by terrorists. They threaten to blow the building up if they don't get a large supply of Jell-O. They want Cherry and Lime only. This is a catastrophe, we go to *snicker* Genie O'the Lamp who is inside at the moment. Genie?
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Yami, wearing a turban: The terrorists have strapped a potato to the main pipe, and are threatening to mash it. This will cause the pillar to collapse, making the thongs inside fly outward at an alarming rate. This will in turn cause the world to be covered in thongs. *is cut off*
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B: Genie, Genie. Are you okay? Can you hear me?
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Sailor Moon appears, wearing one of those plastic glasses-nose-moustache thingies: We have captured you reporter, and are about to mash the potato! BWAH HAH HAH!!! *cheesy sound effects ensue*
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B: OH BY RA!!!!!
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*a rather muffled explosion is heard, and a wave of thongs gush out of the museum*
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Z: Yuki, Yuki!! Can you hear me? Are you alive?
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B: I'm fine Ken, but the world will soon have a problem with the overpopulation of thongs. *takes a frilly ping thong off his head* That`s just wrong….
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Z: You hear it hear first, stay tuned for updates around the world as the thong wave rolls on!
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jk on August 24, 2006, 1:25:45 PM

jk on
jkgods dat was soooo funny keep up da asomenees work