Chapter 1 - English version

How do you recognize that you are addicted to Super Mario Games?

1. You are confident that your neighbor''s garden is under attack by goombas and flesh-eating (eventually fire-spitting) plants, although you stomp on your neighbor''s tulips and pansies. If your neighbor recognizes you, run away as fast as you can! (That''s all what I can advise you to do.)

2. You really believe that you''re riding on Yoshi, but in truth you''re riding on Barbara Streisand. (As if that would happen, well: fortune favours fools.) I don''t wonder at that- for someone who''s got a big nose...! ;) (Sorry for that!)

3. It''s allright if you eat mushrooms, because they make you big and strong, unless you eat fly agarics. It would be the worst idea you ever come up with...

4. If you feel to visit the zoo just to kick some tortoises like a football and pull on a crocodile''s tail and swing it around, you sure will get some serious trouble with the WWF and Greenpeace (and especially with those who work there of course).

5. You want to try out if you can flush yourself down the toilet just to get in the canalization. If you might be Kate Moss, it would be no problem for you... ;)

6. Your dreamjob is plumber.

7. You are afraid of canyons, lava and spiky grounds.

8. No matter how often you run with your head against bricks, you will receive neither a coin, nor a fireplant, nor a feather, nor a plant-ladder, not even an invincible-star! The only stars you will see are the stars flying around your head. ;)

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