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Chapter 2 - The votes

It's kind of like a GX parody to i'm a celebrity get me out of here. Oh, I use the dub names. generally it's supposed to be funny, but if u don't find it funny, never mind. pleasepleaseplease comment!

Chapter 2 - The votes

Chapter 2 - The votes
Zane: I SAID... Oh, never mind.
Hassleberry: (Sighs) nobody tells me anything... (Goes back to sleep)
Alexis: Now that this is done, its gonna be dark soon. What will we eat?
(Hassleberry wakes up, fishes in his pockets and finds a mouldy cheese sandwich)
Everyone: Yuck.
Hassleberry: YUM! (Starts to eat)
(Chazz throws up)
Alexis: Double yuck! Here, use this.
(She passes him a plastic bag)
Chazz: Bleh! Throwing up sucks. Whose is this bag, anyway?
Jaden: NOOOOO! Thats my make-up bag!
(The others stare at him in utter shock)
Jaden, pathetically: Uhmm... Hehe... I mean my bag of cards.
Aster: No way! Jadens got a make up bag! LOL!
Syrus: Aster, you use acronyms offline?
Aster: What can I say, I miss the internet.
The others: Me too.
Aster: And I miss hot baths, showers, good food, Cola, the world in general...
Hassleberry: Yeah whatever. Now lets carry on teasing Jaden about his make up bag.
(Jaden goes red as a lobster)
Crowler: wouldnt as red as his jacket would be a better comparison on how much Jaden blushed?
(The others agree)
Alexis: I just realized that Crowler hasnt talked for a while. Thank God. x_x
Crowler: Young lady, remind me to expel you when we get home.
Chazz: NOOOOOO!!!
Crowler: jeez, whats his problem?
Chazz; My hair... (Pulls out a mirror and looks at it) NOOOOOOO!!!!
(Everyone howls with laughter, because Chazzs hair has gone completely flat)
Chazz: I look like a... like a... GIRL!
(Jaden runs to him and smears lipstick on him)
Chazz: WTF are you doing?
Syrus: (rolls his eyes) Again with the acronyms. #_#
Jaden: You said you were a girl.
Aster: Should we go to sleep now?
Everyone else: Yuh... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

In the morning...

AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
(Everyone wakes up)
ALL: What the bloody hell was that?
AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Jaden, yawning: Oh, thats just me, because a tree frog came in the night and stole my underwear. I have no idea why bananas like fish, perhaps it is hereditary. I like tartan kilts, though I dont know why. Hey, has anyone played Trauma Center Second Opinion on the Wii yet?
(The others stare at him)
Syrus: Jay, are you high or something?
Alexis: Hey, Ive played that! Derek stiles is cool ^_^
Chazz: No, Nozomi Weaver is much better. Shes Japanese, like me! ;)
Aster: If you ask me, Angie Thompsons got it all over those two :)
Syrus: No way! Mary Fulton is the best.
Alexis: Syrus, shes only on that game for three episodes.
Syrus: Dont care. (Turns his back on them)
Chazz: tch, what a baby. If only hed join the...
Everyone else: WE GET IT.
Jaden: To answer your question Sy, yes I am high. XD Lol, that rhymes.
Syrus: (Sighs) not the acronyms.
Alexis: What do you have against acronyms anyway?
Syrus: theyre annoying.
Zane: lets all speak in acronyms!
Alexis: Kewl Idea, Zane. I bet this rele annoys Sy.
Jaden: Yh I bet. Lol u peeps wanna chill?
Syrus: NOO STOP
Aster: lol I luv this game. U all wana be frends?
Alexis: Yh gud idea. Wots Ur addy?
(Syrus is in convulsions)
Jaden: Add me evry1 jadenrox@hotmail.com
Alexis: and me! lex@yahoo.com
Aster: ok thats just getting nerdy now.
Alexis: Sure is. Lets go back to sleep.
Crowler: Not so fast  its the bushtucker trial!
(They all run off)
Alexis: Is bastion alright? He hasnt talked for ages.
Bastion: Ive been doing algebra. Im fine ^_^
Jaden: I wouldnt do algebra in a jungle.
Zane: Me neither. Speaking of algebra, you did that equation wrong. (Points to bastions paper)
(Bastion gapes at the paper)
Bastion; What? WH  what? I  i... got one WRONG?!? (Starts crying) IVE FAILED!!!!
Syrus: Bastion, calm down.
Hassleberry: yuh, soldier! No need to get so worked up about math.
Bastion: (wipes his eyes and salutes) Yessir!
Hassleberry: Good. Now give me that paper!
(he hands over the paper)
Hassleberry: time to get rid of this...
(he burns the paper)
Aster: Whered you get the lighter from?
Hassleberry: I smuggled it in.
Ant and Dec: Sorry to interrupt, but its time for voting.
ALL: NOOOOO!!!

Well thats it for tonight! We are now voting to kick people out. ^_=
I wanna carry on the story  vote for people in your comment!
Just in case you didnt notice, here was everyone in this...

Jaden Yuki (Judai Yuki)
Alexis Rhodes (Asuka Tenjyoin)
Bastion Misawa (Daichi Misawa)
Aster Phoenix (Edo Phoenix)
Tyranno Hassleberry (Tyranno Kenzan)
Syrus Truesdale (Sho Marafuji)
Zane Truesdale (Ryo Marafuji)
Vellian Crowler (Chronos de Medici)
Chazz Princeton (Jun Manjoume)

One vote per person
THANKS FOR READING!!

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