Chapter 5 - What happened and Quest Tunes

Lilly comes out of the lab eyes red from crying she is looking very pale

Rob: Lilly…are you O.K?

Lilly: *hugs Robin* I'm so sorry

Rob: *pushing her away* For what?

Lilly: For what happened to you *give Robin a sad stare* from that incident…with your parents.

All titans gasp

Rob: *in shock* How do you know about that?!

Lilly: I knew what happened before you met me…I just never saw it through your eyes.

Rob: How did you see it through my eyes?

Lilly: Well your eyes are like windows to your soul so once I saw yours it triggered something and then I saw everybody's whose eyes I saw.

Rav: Wow

Terra: Whoa

BB: *imitating a goth dude* Whoa that's deep man, really deep.

Rav: *slapping him* Shut your face.

BB: Fine…*mumbles* party pooper

Rav: *slapping him again* Shut your face…if I have to tell you one more time I'll kick you.

BB: O.K, O.K gosh

Terra: Well even though I love this BB gets beat up by Raven multiple times don't we have something to tell Lilly?

Star: Oh yes…friend Lilly the spirits of the Essence Planet came.

Abby: You have to go save your planet before Mark and Blackfire take over the throne.

Lilly: HIM!? Uh this guy is getting on my last nerve.

Rav: I feel you're pain *looking at Beast Boy*

BB: Hey! Who made you queen?

Raven kicks BB al the way down the hall and then you hear a faint voice.

BB: Help me…

Terra; I'll get him

Bee: Hey Lilly. On this quest thingy-ma-bobber can we come with you?

Speed: Please?

Aqua: Yeah please?

M y M: Por favor senorita?

Lilly: Yes, yes, yes and si.

Titans East: Yeah!

Lilly: Well let's not waste time! Abby you can stay and watch the tower.

Abby: Cool.

Lilly: Terra you can come with me in my car…it can handle space travel.

Terra: Fine with me.

Rob: O.K then TITANS LAUNCH!

Somewhere in space

Lilly: The Essence Planet is a while away why not some tunes?

Rob: I'm game.

Rav: Whatever.

BB: Cool.

Terra: O.K

Cy: Why not?

Bee: The Titans east agree.

Lilly: O.K then *pops in c.d*

Over the speakers you hear BB.

BB: Hellooooooooooooooooo! Jump City! This is ultimate pop star BB playing your favs and here's veggie boy by me!

*to the tune of Hollaback Girl*

Uh huh this my tofu all the carnivores got me feelin' like this.

Few times I've been around that track so I'm not just gonna be like that cause I ain't no meat eaten boy. I ain't no meat eaten boy. Few times I've been around that track so I'm not just gonna be like that cause I ain't no meat eaten boy. I ain't no meat eaten boy.

Ooo this my tofu this my tofu. Ooo this my tofu this my tofu. Ooo this my tofu this my tofu. Ooo this my tofu this my tofu.

I heard that you were eaten meat and you didn't think that I would notice!

People see you eaten like that getting everybody hammed up!

So I'm ready to attack gonna lead the pack gonna get some tofu and take you out!

That's right put your bacon down getting everybody hammed up!

Few times I've been around that track so I'm not just gonna be like that cause I ain't no meat eaten boy. I ain't no meat eaten boy. Few times I've been around that track so I'm not just gonna be like that cause I ain't no meat eaten boy. I ain't no meat eaten boy.

Ooo this my tofu this my tofu. Ooo this my tofu this my tofu. Ooo this my tofu this my tofu. Ooo this my tofu this my tofu.

So that's right dude when I hit the meat.

Cyborg said that's it's to eat!

Both of wanna eat what we want but there can only be one!

So I'm gonna fight gonna give it my all gonna make you fall gonna eat my tofu!

That's right I'm last one eating and everyone bites the dust.

Few times I've been around that track so I'm not just gonna be like that cause I ain't no meat eaten boy. I ain't no meat eaten boy. Few times I've been around that track so I'm not just gonna be like that cause I ain't no meat eaten boy. I ain't no meat eaten boy.

Ooo this my tofu this my tofu. Ooo this my tofu this my tofu. Ooo this my tofu this my tofu. Ooo this my tofu this my tofu.

LET ME HEAR YOU SAY

This tofu vegetarian

v-e-g-g-i-e

THIS TOFU VEGETARIAN

V-E-G-G-I-E

Again this tofu vegetarian

v-e-g-g-i-e

THIS TOFU VEGETARIAN

V-E-G-G-I-E

Few times I've been around that track so I'm not just gonna be like that cause I ain't no meat eaten boy. I ain't no meat eaten boy. Few times I've been around that track so I'm not just gonna be like that cause I ain't no meat eaten boy. I ain't no meat eaten boy.

Ooo this my tofu this my tofu. Ooo this my tofu this my tofu. Ooo this my tofu this my tofu. Ooo this my tofu this my tofu.

THANK YOU JUMP CITY AND GOODNIGHT!

The tape ends and all the titans sit for a minute in shock then burst out laughing except for BB who is now blushing.

BB: That was a private tape!

Terra: But *giggles* what were you gonna do with it anyway?

They all start laughing again.

Rav: *giggles* BB you have some talent as a comedian cause *giggles* I can't stop laughing.

They all laugh again.

Bee: So are you gonna v-e-g-g-i-e your way to the Essence planet?

All the Titans go into hysterics.

Lilly: I have a tape of Robin here too

Speed: PLAY IT!!!! PLEASE PLAY IT!!!

Lilly: O.K

*pops the tape in*

You hear Robin on the tape.

Alright you've heard it from Batman now hear it from me *takes deep breath*

Nananananananana Bird Boy!

Nananananananana Bird Boy!

Bird Boy!

Bird Boy!

Bird Boy!

The tape ends all the Titans laugh so hard that they start to cry.

Speed: I can't *laughs* I can't *laughs* I can't stop laughing!

Lilly: Well you better `cause were here!

To Be Continued…………………………………………………….

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