Chapter 7 - House Cleaning

Talim: "Hey, everyone!"
audience cheers*
Talim: "You are probably all wondering why this place is in ruins, hey watch where you carrying that thing!!!" *ducks as construction worker walks by carrying large pole.* "Well, after Yunsung volunteered to shock Kilik with my shocker, which is only $17.95 found at your nearest joke shop, things kinda got out of hand and they ended up destroying the stage. But this isn't the only place that needs cleaning. The contestants, Link, Sophitia, Cassandra, Xianghua and Nightmare are going to be cleaning their house today. Ooh, what fun this would be, eh? Well, enough of me blabbering, on with the show!!!"

At the house...

Sophitia: *carrying broom and walking back and forth in front of others.* "Alright, listen up!!!!"

Link: *whispers.* "She sounds like my teacher..."

Sophitia: "I heard that!!!!"

Link: "Oops..."

Nightmare: *raises hand.* "Um, Teacher?"

Sophitia: "I'm not your teacher, but anyways, what?"

Nightmare: "What are we doing again?"

Sophitia: "I haven't even told you yet."

Nightmare: "...oh."

Sophitia: "Anyways, what are I was trying to say is that we are going to clean up the house today!!!"

Everyone except Sophitia: *groans.*

Sophitia: 'What? You guys have clean up your houses before, haven't you?"

Everyone except Sophitia: *looks away and doesn't say anything.*

Sophitia: "You mean you haven't!!!"

Xianghua: "I force Kilik to clean..."

Cassandra: "I make our mom and dad do it..."

Link: "I never have time..."

Nightmare: "I don't bother..."

Sophitia: *drops down to the floor.* "Man, are you guys lazy!!!"

Link: "Hey, I ain't lazy!!! I'm just to busy fighting evil baddies and Ganon to clean my house!!!"

Sophitia: "That's not an excuse."

Link: "Yes, it is!!!"

Sophitia: "Do you want to go to your room?"

Link: "No..."

Sophita: "Good, than we understand eachother. Now, lets head over to the kitchen!!!"

In the kitchen...

Sophitia: *hands everyone a rag and cleaner, except Link.*

Link: "How come I didn't get anything??"

Sophitia: *evil smile.* "You get to sweep."

Link: "I have to WHAT!!!!"

Sophitia: "Oh, quit being a baby." *hands Link a broom.* "Now, start sweeping!!!"

Link: "Oh, fine, I'll sweep...but I ain't going to like it....." *starts grumbling and sweeping.*

Sophitia: "Now, for the rest of you, START CLEANING!!!!!!!!!!!"

Few minutes later...

Nightmare: *collapses on floor.* "I-CAN'T- TAKE-IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!"

Sophitia: "Get up, we're only a quarter done."

Nightmare: "But it feels like FOREVER!!!!!"

Sophitia: "Then something must be wrong with you...."

Nightmare: "..............really?"

Sophitia: 'Don't make me get my little whip out."

Nightmare: "The one that you used on Kilik?"

Sophitia: "Yup."

Nightmare: "EEK!!!!!!!!" *runs over to sink and starts washing dishes.*

Xianghua: "Wow, that was amazing!!!"

Sophitia: "Yes, I have a way with boys..."

Cassandra: "I knew that."

Sophitia: "No you didn't."

Cassandra: "You're right. Sorry."

Link: *looks at Xianghua.* "Is something wrong Xianghua? You look kinda pale."

Xianghua: "Oh, it's nothing, just...nothing!!"

Link: ".........it's not nothing......."

Xianghua: "You're right, it's something......"

Link: "What?"

Xianghua: "I have a question for you."

Link: "Really? What?"

Xianghua: "Do you think I would tell you why I'm pale?"

Link: "......No?"

Xianghua: "Congrats, you just won a million dollars!!!!"

Link: "Really!!! Horray!!!!!!!! Where's my cash??"

Xianghua: "...Out the door..."

Link: "Really-Hey!!! You're trying to get me out of the house, aren't you?"

Xianghua: "Wow, you're smart!!! Here's a Scooby snack!!!!!"

Link: "Yay!!!!!!!! I'm a good doggy!!!!!!"

Nightmare: "Hey, I want a Scooby snack!!!!!!"

Sophitia: "Excuse me? We're supposed to be cleaning!!"

Link: "Sorry, I won't do it again!!! Please don't hurt me!!!"

Sophitia: "Fine. I won't...yet."

Link: "If I'm bad, then you hurt me, right?"

Sophitia: "That's right."

Link: "Ok..."

Few hours later...

Nightmare: "Horray, we're done!!!!!"

Cassandra: "Whew, finally!!!"

Sophitia: "That's right, now, we're on to the next room!!!"

Everyone except Sophitia: *groans again.*

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