Chapter 22 - The final chapter (finally, I'm going to finish)

So sorry for never finishing this story! I really don't know why I never did. But, I am now, so here goes!

Following the lion...

Nightmare: He's too fast! I can't keep up!

Yunsung: Maybe it's because of that armor you wear.

Nightmare: You don't like my fashion sense?

Yunsung: Er...I don't know.

Mr.Chubbles: Hurry, young ones. We still have a long way to go.

Yunsung: How big is this place?

Nightmare: It's bigger than the pictures I've seen!

Yunsung: You thought the picture was actual size?

Nightmare: ...Yes...

In some other part of the church...

Cassandra: So, how are we going to crash the wedding?

Link: How? That's silly. We just destroy it, that's all. *pulls out sword and starts hacking at wall*

Sophitia: What are you doing??

Link: I'm going to see if I can destroy the building. Then the wedding will be crashed. Hyaa!!!

Talim: But, what happens then? We'll still be in the building.

Seung Mina: And it'll all come down on us.

Sophitia: Link, that's a lousy plan!

Link: Hey, no plan's perfect.

Cassandra: I think I can hear bells.

Talim: The wedding must be starting! Oh no, we have to hurry!

In the chapel.

Astaroth: Why do I be priest?

Maxi: Because Cervantes said he was too busy to come. Sorry.

Astaroth: Oh...*looks at book* I can't read.

Maxi: Just make it up.

Kilik: *walking down the aisle, all happy*

Raphael: *looks around* I wonder why no one's here...

Maxi: Oops. I forgot to send out the invitations.

Kilik: Oooh, I'm so happy! My dream is coming true!

Raphael: I thought your dream was to stop world hunger?

Kilik: Right. This is my second dream coming true!

Maxi: But your first dream didn't come true.

Kilik: It will come true. We just have to feed Astaroth to them. There's enough meat to go around.

Mitsurugi and Taki come in.

Misturugi: Maxi, move aside. I'm best man now.

Maxi: What??? Why??

Mitsurugi: Because Kilik said so.

Maxi: But Kilik told me that I was!

Kilik: You both can be!

Taki: I'm supposed to be a bride's maid. But I won't. I'll just sit here. *sits on bench*

Mitsurugi: Hey, who's the ring bearer?

Maxi: Frodo?

Kilik: No, Charade.

The bells play and Xianghua and Ivy enters.

Kilik: Yay!!!!!!!!

Ivy: Wow, this place is empty.

Charade: *following behind quietly with a basket of flowers.*

Taki: He's the flower girl too?

Kilik: Talim didn't want to be it. I asked Beserker, and he said no also.

Maxi: This wedding is seriously messed.

Xianghua: Well, I lived a good life.

Astaroth: Uh...*coughs* We gather here today because of special moment. This guy *points to Kilik* wants to marry this person. *points at Xianghua*. I don't understand this at all. What's next?

Raphael: Now you just blabber on about stuff for like, a few hours.

Astaroth: Ok. Blah, blah, blah...

Mr.Chubbles barges through door, and Yunsung and Nightmare are behind him.

Nightmare: Yay! Cake!

Yunsung: Sweet!

Kilik: Hey, look! Simba!

Mr.Chubbles: No, I am not Simba. I am Mufasa! Mr.Snubbles is Simba.

Nightmare: And Mr.Wiggles is Kovu. But he's not here right now.

Mitsurugi: Aw...I like Kovu.

Yunsung: Alright, so where's the cake??

Ivy: We didn't bake any.

Nightmare: What???

Xianghua: That was my cake perfume you guys smelled.

Nightmare: We were fooled?? NO!!!!!!!!!! *starts crying*

Yunsung: The world as we have known it has come to an end!!!

The rest of the group enter the room.

Sophitia: Hey, we finally made it!

Talim: Wow, following the map was actually a smart idea.

Link: Always follow the map. That was my idea.

Cassandra: No, it was mine.

Link: Yeah well...

Kilik: Did you all come to watch me and Xianghua get married?

Seung Mina: No way, we came to stop it!

Nightmare: Sophitia, you're here!! *hugs Sophitia*

Everyone sweatdrops.

Cassandra: *looks at Mr.Chubbles* Hey, is that Simba?

Mr.Chubbles: No, I'm Mufasa!! Sheesh, can't you guys figure it out???

Cassandra: Sorry, it's been a while since I've seen the movie.

Astaroth: Blah, blah, blah...Can I stop?

Ivy: Yeah, you probably can.

Astaroth: Ok. Is there any scum that has a reason that these two should not be married?

Xianghua: I have a reason!

Raphael: You're the bride. You can't say anything.

Xianghua: Darn it.

Link: Ok...I have a reason.

Astaroth: What?

Link: *hugs Cassandra* We have to get married first.

Cassandra: What???

Xianghua: Really? You guys are together now?

Sophitia: That's kinda soon, isn't it?

Link: The sooner, the better!

Kilik: But, can't you wait until we're done?

Nightmare: I want cake!!! I want cake!!! *starts beating up Maxi*

Maxi: Why are you attacking me?? AAAAHHHH!!!!

Seung Mina: Attack Astaroth! He's the priest!

Sophitia: That sounded kind of unholy.

Kilik: You guys are ruining my wedding!

Talim: Hey Mr.Wiggles, are you getting this on camera?

Mr.Wiggles: *holding a camera in its hands*

Mitsurugi: Hey Nightmare, I challenge you! Whoever beats down Kilik wins.

Nightmare: Wins what?

Mitsurugi: Er...Cake?

Nightmare: Awesome! *goes after Kilik*

Kilik: AAAAHHHHH!!!!! *runs out of chapel*

Raphael: This was better than the last time.

Taki: When was last time?

Raphael: About a month ago.

Cassandra: Oh yeah, I remember that.

Link: Are we going to get married now?

Cassandra: No.

Xianghua: Well, thanks for saving me. This stupid wedding thing has happened like, five times this year.

Sophitia: Seriously?

Talim: Ok, this was great! We got it all on camera, and now we can show everyone the final episode to the world!

Yunsung: You're so clever.

Mr.Chubbles: Well, it's time that me and the other teddy bears leave.

Link: What?? You can't leave!

Mr.Chubbles: Yes we can. You see, we're not really teddy bears. Remember, I am Mufasa. We have to go back to Pride Rock.

Yunsung: Seriously? Can I come?

Mr.Chubbles: No. Come on you guys.

Mr.Snuggles and Mr.Wiggles transform into lions.

Maxi: Wow, they really are lions.

Link: I love you Kovu!!

Mr.Wiggles: Uh...Sorry, I'm already taken.

Link: Darn it!

Cassandra: Uh Link, I thought you loved me.

Link: That was BEFORE I found out that my teddy bear was the lion that I was deeply in love with!

Ivy: That is ironic.

The lions leave, and Link starts crying.

Talim: Wait a minute...Mr.Wiggles took the camera with him!

Sophitia: I guess no one will ever know what happened here.

Taki: Fools. That's why I brought my cell phone with me. I filmed it all on here.

Cassandra: Really?

Taki: Why do you think I've been sitting here this whole time?

Xianghua: I never noticed you had a cell phone.

Astaroth: Is someone getting married here today, or will I have to kill you all?

Maxi: You can kill Mitsurugi once he gets back. He stole my job as best man.

Astaroth: Ok.

Talim: *pulls out microphone and talks into Taki's phone* Well folks, you've seen it here! This is the final episode of Trapped in a Reality Show! I hope you enjoyed it!

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