Chapter 1 - Lift Troubles

Lift Troubles

It was six in the evening on a friday and Lifty and Shifty, two rather stupid and selfish robbers were in a lift at a mall after a stealing spree

They were both constantly sniggering "hmmhmmhmmhahahmhmhmteeheeheeheeheehee"they just couldnt stop "hahahaha i cant believe we actually just did it once again like always" said Lifty gleefully proud about something "yeah it took 8 cans of oxygen,2 days and a box of chicken jerky but we finally stole a packet of mints WHOOPEE!" cheered shifty "Shut up im trying to concentrate now go be stoned and weird somewhere else ya little freaks,and take off those raccoon costumes they're cute but green and weird" said some stressed buisnessy looking man writing some report and of course they both stared at him for about 30 seconds "damn they're realistic,you makin a movie or somethin?"."Shifty ive got an idea" said Lifty "how 'bout we accidently know the pen out of his hand and make him pay us to pick it up" "ooo'oh alright" he agreed and so they went to it "hey would one au ya's be sane enough to pick up that pen?" asked the man and they made a sly look at him "hmm maybe not,how bout i give ya fifty cents to do that" he negotiated "we're on it sir done and done" they both did "hahaha how could i hate you's,you kids are cute" said the man and he got off the lift they then both muttered something rather nasty.Then a certain candy addicted green squirrel got aboard "HEY GUYS WE'RE IN A LIFT,TOGETHER HAHAHAHA!" said nutty joyfully "NUTTY what are you doing here?" they both asked and the lift broke down right after that "OH shoot!" they both exclaimed "YAY LIFT PARTAY WHOOOOOOOO" shouted nutty as lifty and shifty started crying

"LETS HAVE A SINGALONG!" shouted nutty "why?" asked the brothers "CAUSE I SAID SO!" shouted nutty "and what if we dont want to join in" asked shifty "THEN I SHALL RIP OFF YOUR FACE,EAT IT THEN TURN YOUR EYES INTO EARRINGS AND YOUR DENTURES INTO A NECKLACE!" he threatened "....really?" asked shifty scaredly "YEAH YEAH I WILL AND THEN AFTER I DO ALL THAT GROSSE STUFF ILL THINK OH NO I SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT WAH WAH WAH HAHAHAHA IT WAS COOL AND THEN ILL CHUCK THE BODY INTO A RIVER AND THEN YOUR PARENTS WILL FIND IT AND THEYLL BE ALL SAD AND STUFF AND THEN ILL GO TO JAIL BUT I GET TO GO TO YOUR FUNERAL AND THEN YOUR PARENTS WILL BE ALL BOOHOOHOO WY DID YOU KILL OUR SON HE WAS SO NICE BOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "THATS IT THATS frackING IT YOU frackING SUGAR SEXING shoot STOP IT I HATE YOU SO GO GET A LIFE,A JOB,A GIRLFRIEND AND SHUT THE frack UP!" threatened shifty aggresively ".....wow...good for you shifty that was absolutely brilliant it really was most of us are too scared to do that to nutty" complemented lifty ".....thats it your off my christmas card list,my party invitation list and my random scares list so now your going on my enemies list "really?" said shifty "NO I LOVE YOU AND IM CURRENTLY STALKING YOU HAHAHAHAHA NOW LETS SING ILL PICK THE SONG!"

"doo doo doo dooo doo cant touch this doo doo doo doo dooo do cant touch this" they all sang "CHANGE OF SONG" shouted nutty "chubba chubba chocolate" said nutty "what?" asked the brothers "I MADE IT UP SO LETS SING!" shouted nutty "CHUBBA CHUBBA CHOCOLATE CHUBBO CHUBBO CHOCOLATE CHUBBA CHUBBA YEEBO YABBA CHUBBO CHAVA CHOCOLATE CHUBBA YEEBO HAVA GAVA DEEBA DOBO BABA BOBO CHOCOLATE CHANGE OF SONG!" shouted nutty "S'EASY S'EASY S'EASY SARDINES
EASY EASY EASY SARDINES OH SO EASY YES SO EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY SARDIIIIIINES DOO DOO BA BA BOO BOO YEAH!" shouted nutty "this is getting very stupid and very boring" complained lifty "LETS PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!" suggested nutty "in a lift?" they both asked "YEAH ITS EVEN BETTER IN A LIFT!"

"78 6011 50BONKERS 20DOODA 1BILLION NOW WHERE ARE THEY..FOUND YOU MY TURN AGAIN!" shouted nutty "nnnngggGRAAAAHHH I CANT TAKE IT ANY frackING MORE!" shouted Lifty."I GODDIT!" shouted nutty with an idea "lets play cops and robbers, you be the cop,you be the robber and ill be the yakuza" "again pointless and stupid" the twins answered "NOW LETS PLAY BUTTONS!" suggested nutty "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" they asked "YOU KEEP PUSHING ALL THESE ELEVATOR BUTTONS HERE FOR NO REASON HAHAHAHAHA!" explained nutty and so nutty started fastly and randomly pushing all the buttons and then the lift started working again "YAY WERE SAVED" shouted the brothers and they immediatly shoved nutty out rather violently then pressed a few random buttons rapidly and the lift was off "NOOOOO DONT DO THIS TO MEEE IM SOOO LONELY!".

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