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Chapter 1 - The only chapter

Read or DIE! Muahuahua!

Chapter 1 - The only chapter

Chapter 1 - The only chapter

Some people have doubted my creativity, so I’m gonna make a NON-parody. Prepare yourself for the top things that would never, ever happen in the world of Pokemon! Oh, and, the characters may be either from the anime, manga, or me and Crystal’s O.C.s. But not the show O.C. Ahem.  

1. Ash challenges Gary to a fight and Gary declines, saying, “You’re too strong for me. Wanna be friends?”

2. Brock asks a girl out and she actually says yes.

3. Rhia loses to Brendan.

4. Brendan wins against Crystal.

5. Gary eats nothing but cheese for the rest of his life and proclaims himself to be the Cheese Man.

6. Crystal runs away at the sight of cheese.

7. Rhia thinks cheese is the new pink.

8. Cheese has replaced Pokemon, and the new starters are Cheddar, Swiss, and Gorgonzola.

9. Rhia battles Gary but they both tie due to a cheese invasion.

10. There are no Pokemon at all. Instead everyone d-d-d-d-ddduels!

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shinypikachu2608 on September 11, 2007, 10:14:16 PM

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shinypikachu260813:may is winner of every prize known to mankind
14:i say s-s-s-s-s-ooo-rrry to may for trying to kill her
15:i become a may fan
16:i actually become a proper coordinator
17:silver proposes to blue(girl)
18:giovanni is feared...
19:i give a dahm about brendan.
20:brock gives up on girls
21:aqua wins against me and/or kitty
22:sammy gets a degree in science

Ashleetheangel312 on February 19, 2007, 11:05:16 AM

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gemdrop123neo on February 19, 2007, 11:12:03 AM

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gemdrop123neoYes, that's right! Stand in awe at my glorious creation! Muahahahahaha! *chokes and dies*
 
Moral: Do not eat and cackle like an evil maniac at the same time.

DocOck on October 15, 2006, 8:53:19 AM

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DocOckok gary has gone completly insane. Pore Gary(locks him up in an insane asylum)hey hes pretty cool in the games at least.hes evil though.

gemdrop123neo on October 15, 2006, 10:53:02 AM

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gemdrop123neoGary is...let's just say he's not my favorite character...
 
Gary: SHE'S CRAZY!
Me: No I'm not, just hold still while I stab you just a bit.

Animegurl4life on August 13, 2006, 2:29:35 PM

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Animegurl4lifeYay!CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!

drakestshadow_x on July 23, 2006, 6:39:55 AM

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drakestshadow_xok do you like cheese by any chance lol it was funny

sapphirestar7789 on July 15, 2006, 12:33:34 PM

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sapphirestar7789interesting....