Chapter 1 - Hamtaro Vs. Pandas
Submitted June 12, 2004 Updated June 12, 2004 Status Incomplete | A story I wrote because I was bored
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Chapter 1 - Hamtaro Vs. Pandas
Chapter 1 - Hamtaro Vs. Pandas
Hamtaro Vs. Pandas
The year is 4056 A.D. Year of the Panda. The Imperial Panda Fleet has been sent to war against the ultimate evil, Hamtaro. His name is not muttered on even the most unholy of planets. He is destroyer of worlds, and taker of the bamboo. The reason for this war is because the panda’s bamboo was taken by “he who must not be named.” (And no, it’s not Voldermort…) Anyway…
BooBoo the panda, captain of the 33rd Bamboo Battalion, was the first to face Hamtaro. As his armies marched towards HamHam castle, they heard nothing but wind and the occasional crunching of sunflower seeds, But then, something strange broke through the planet’s atmosphere. “Sir, what the heck is that?!?” “I don’t know but get the archers ready!” There was an eerie silence as the object increased the speed in it’s decent.
BOOOOMMM!!! The ground shook violently as the disturbed pandas fell to their knees. “W-who are y-you!!!” one of the pandas said in awe. “My name is unimportant to you, but your bamboo feeding is over!!!” “Wait, I know that voice, said BooBoo.” You don’t m-mean i-it’s- “Yes, it’s-“INU-YASHA!!!” Screams of the cute fuzzy pandas filled the air. “Our fuzzy butts are doomed!!!” “Ya got that right BooBoo!!!” The 33rd Battalion was completely destroyed by ol’ fuzzy ears himself. The pandas lost, but not because of Inu-yasha, but because Hamtaro was so fat from eating sunflower seeds that he rolled off his throne and crushed all of them!!!
THE END!
(Okay, okay, I know that wasn’t really good but I wanted to see if I could speed write. But, if you like it, SEND GOOD REVIEWS!!!)
P.S. insults don’t work on me but I do accept corrections:)
The year is 4056 A.D. Year of the Panda. The Imperial Panda Fleet has been sent to war against the ultimate evil, Hamtaro. His name is not muttered on even the most unholy of planets. He is destroyer of worlds, and taker of the bamboo. The reason for this war is because the panda’s bamboo was taken by “he who must not be named.” (And no, it’s not Voldermort…) Anyway…
BooBoo the panda, captain of the 33rd Bamboo Battalion, was the first to face Hamtaro. As his armies marched towards HamHam castle, they heard nothing but wind and the occasional crunching of sunflower seeds, But then, something strange broke through the planet’s atmosphere. “Sir, what the heck is that?!?” “I don’t know but get the archers ready!” There was an eerie silence as the object increased the speed in it’s decent.
BOOOOMMM!!! The ground shook violently as the disturbed pandas fell to their knees. “W-who are y-you!!!” one of the pandas said in awe. “My name is unimportant to you, but your bamboo feeding is over!!!” “Wait, I know that voice, said BooBoo.” You don’t m-mean i-it’s- “Yes, it’s-“INU-YASHA!!!” Screams of the cute fuzzy pandas filled the air. “Our fuzzy butts are doomed!!!” “Ya got that right BooBoo!!!” The 33rd Battalion was completely destroyed by ol’ fuzzy ears himself. The pandas lost, but not because of Inu-yasha, but because Hamtaro was so fat from eating sunflower seeds that he rolled off his throne and crushed all of them!!!
THE END!
(Okay, okay, I know that wasn’t really good but I wanted to see if I could speed write. But, if you like it, SEND GOOD REVIEWS!!!)
P.S. insults don’t work on me but I do accept corrections:)
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MusicBitch on June 15, 2004, 10:00:01 AM
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*chuckles under breath* hehe ahh haha *sniff* aww man that was just to priceless!unknown262 on June 13, 2004, 11:45:59 AM
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yay for randomness and goodness!halosniper on June 12, 2004, 3:33:02 PM
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Thanks! lol! I didn't think anybody would really like it.DreamOfFire on June 12, 2004, 3:10:11 PM
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lol!^^haha,I didn't think Hamtaro could get any scarier!poor BooBoo!lol,and Inuyasha?haha,that's a very interesting story!*keeps laughing for eternity*!neat idea!^^