Chapter 1 - Resident Evil

Each chapter I make will feature 1 popular game series. There could be more than 1 game from that series in each chapter.

Disclaim: I don't own any of these characters. They will act differently though.
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Wesker: Stop it! Don't open that door!
Jill: Why the hell not? There's no zombies or those dog things out there.
Wesker: Jill... we just came from out there. There's plenty of zombies out there. Remember? Someone died.
Jill: Who again?
Wesker: Nevermind...

*Few minutes later*
Barry: Hope this is not Chris's blood.
Jill: You could of used "isn't" you know. And why do I look fat on the unreleased GBC (GameBoy Color) version?
Barry: Don't know. Director, why does she look fat?
Director: How am I suppose to know?? I just direct the game and that's it. Now pay attention to the blood scene!
Jill: C'mon, we all know it isn't his blood. If it's his blood then I'm not the Lockpick Master.

*another few minutes later*
Jill: Better go done this hallway without holding up gun. *sees a zombie. Blood is stained on its mouth and teeth* What the hell?
Zombie: Just a regular zombie who can't die by shots to the chest, but only shots to the head.
Jill: Why did you just spoil your weakness?
Zombie: Because I know you won't be able to shoot me with bad camera angles going on through this place.
Jill: True.
Zombie: Ok, so can I kill you know?
Jill: *shoots zombie head* No. *Zombie falls dead* Take that for bad camera angles!
~Jill gained the title of: Super Bad Camera Angle Headshot Master!~
Jill: What happen to my "Lockpick Master" title???

~Resident Ev...~
Jill: Wait a minute! What happen to my "Lockpick Master" scene???
Director: Jill, you're in the next scene. Now calm down.
Jill: JILL WANT LOCKPICK SCENE!!
Director: Move along...




Director: Been a while Jill. Got a new costume I see.
Jill: Still mad at you...
Director: Ok, let's start this already.

Jill: Ah, the S.T.A.R.S headquarters. Nothing is going to happen... *guy gets thrown around by a big mutated creature thing* WHAT THE HELL!?!
Person Being Thrown Around: I NEED HELP OVER HERE!
Nemesis: Stars...
Person Being Thrown Around: And he keeps saying Stars. It's getting annoying.
Nemesis: STARS! *kills the person*
Jill: *stares at Nemesis* What am I going to do? Standing here won't work and that thing is way too powerful.
Choices:
Head into the S.T.A.R.S building.
Face Nemesis (even if it's way too early in the game).
Run over to the Director
Jill: DIRECTOR! *runs to the Director. Nemesis chases after her*
Director: Hey, don't bring him over here! *runs as well*

Director: Well, we need to find a place to make the game.
Nemesis: STARS! *takes Rocket Launcher and blows up town*
Director: That will do.

*Off Screen Break*
Carlos: What's wrong Jill?
Jill: Me in the second RE movie. I have black hair. BLACK HAIR! I got brown hair in the Resident Evil games!
Carlos: Well at least you didn't die...
Jill: I disappeared...
Both: ...............................
Jill: Who's Alice anyway?!




Director: Thank goodness Jill isn't here. Alright Leon, you got the spotlight kid.
Leon: Finally!
Ashley: What about me?
Director: You... well, you'll see in a few seconds.
Hooded People: *grabs Ashley and kidnaps her* Thank you.... *they disappear*
Director: Alright, let's start the game!

*First Ashley capture scene*
Ashley: I'm fine! Leave me alone! *runs straight into a hallway and spikes lift up from the floor* AH! *keeps running until she reaches the wall* What was that all about?! *Ashley gets trapped and the wall she leaned against turned. She's in a different room now*
Leon: Your fine? Brat...

~After being stabbed by Saddler, Luis lays down dying~
Luis: The sample, Saddler took it. You have to get it back. *dies*
Leon: Luis! LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Ashley: What the hell is going on up there?
Leon: Shut up Ashley!

*Off Screen Break*
Luis: I can't believe I died...
Leon: C'mon Luis. At least you aren't in this twisted world anymore.
Luis: .......................... RESURRECT ME!

*End of Game*
Ashley: So ehm, after you take me back to my place, how about we do some overtime?
Leon: o_O *grabs Ashley and drowns her*

*Never Seen in game (Made-up)*
President: Ashley, I'm so glad to see you again sweety!
Jill Dressed as Ashley: Yeah, whatever.
Leon: That will fool him for now...




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On the next chapter, we hit our first RPG with Final Fantasy. Don't miss our next epsiode, or chapter, or whatever you call it.

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