Chapter 2 - Final Fantasy

Final Fantasy 3 was pretty easy to remember since I played it recently. The other two games, so-so. I tried the best I can, but at least I got something in. Here we go!

Disclaim: I don't own any of these characters. They will act differently though.
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Luneth: *falls down a hole* Who would dig a hole? What are they trying to do, break my legs?
Talking Crystal: Dammit, it didn't work...
Luneth: Well, better just explore this place. Wonder if anyone is worried about me.
Random Stranger: Hey Arc, where is Luneth?
Arc: Who?
Random Stranger: You know, Luneth, the one with the silverish hair. Your best friend.
Arc: Doesn't ring a bell...
Luneth: Why does it feel like no one cares?

Luneth: * Approaches a giant crystal* It's a giant crystal! This thing must be worth a fortune!
Talking Crystal: I hope you aren't going to sell me.
Luneth: AH! *backs all the way to a wall* TALKING CRYSTAL! IT'S CURSED! *grabs blade* AHHHHHHHHHH!!! *attacks crystal*
Talking Crystal: That's not.... *sighs* This is going to take forever.

Refia: So wait, you don't remember anything?
Desch: Nothing.
Refia: Another amnesia moment.... C'mon, I can actually name a lot of people who had amnesia.
Ingus: Really?
Refia: Yeah! Alice, Spence, Kohaku....
Luneth: Who are those...
Refia: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!! Great, I lost the rest of the names... *glares at Luneth* Thanks a lot!
Luneth: What did I do? I just ask a simple question and then I get yelled at. Women...
Refia: WHAT!?
Luneth: Nothing! It was... Arc! *runs*
Arc: That's making yourself look innocent.

*the group stares at Bahamut for the first time*
Group: What the-!
Desch: That's the powerful creature of this mountain, Bahamut.
Arc: It's huge!
Desch: Well duh, it's a-
Luneth: Giant dragon human?
Desch: No...
Luneth: It has to be! Look at it, it's not like regular dragons. It's legs are straight down.
Desch: *ignores Luneth*

*backstage, choosing their class/job*
Luneth: Shotgun on Knight!
Refia: White Mage!
Arc: Black Mage!
*group gets dressed into their new job*
Luneth: I'm glad I shotgun Knight. I can continue to use swords again.
Refia: Do I look like a saint?
Luneth: Not even close.
Refia: *whacks Luneth on the head with her staff* At least you gave an honest opinion.
Arc: Is this hat too big?
Refia: Pull it down any further and we won't be able to see your head.
Luneth: Where's OW Ingus?
Refia: Must be still getting dress.
Ingus: I'm not coming out...
Refia: C'mon! It can't be that bad.
Ingus: The costume is ok, just my weapons and power.
Arc: That's it! *drags Ingus out* Nothing can be bad about being a Red Mage.
*Battle Mode! Ingus does 23 damage while the rest of the group pulls 40s*
Ingus: ....................
Arc: Oh....
Ingus: Shotgun on Knight next week.

Luneth: What's that yellow bird thing? *points to a giant bird running around*
Refia: That's a Chocobo.
Luneth: It's a giant chicken. Great, now I'm staring at something I would rather eat than ride.
Refia: Luneth! Shut up or we won't get a faster way around this place.
Ingus: When do we switch jobs?
Luneth: Never! Alright, let's just get the birds and ride our way to our next destination.
Refia: No eating the bird. GOT IT!
Luneth: Ok, ok, can't trust me with a Chocobo. *places pepper on one Chocobo*

Luneth: I like to congratulate everyone who worked on our game's remake.
Refia: What are you doing Luneth?
Luneth: Thanking people.
Refia: What people?
Luneth: The people who remade our game.
Refia: Game?
Luneth: Yeah. We're just characters in the best RPG series every created.
Refia: Oh...
Luneth: What's wrong?
Refia: Just characters in a game...
Arc: *appears behind Refia* BOO!
Refia: *ignores Arc* .......................
Arc: What's with her?
Luneth: She just realized we're characters in a game.
Arc: Oh...... *goes in the same depressed mood as Refia*
Ingus: What's with-
Luneth: Don't say anything...




*Aeris's Death Scene*
Sephiroth: *begins to come down, sword facing Aeris's back* This is it!
Aeris: *moves* Alright, let's go Cloud.
Sephiroth: ! *hits the ground instead* Dammit Aeris, you weren't suppose to move! C'mon, I couldn't have missed! This sword is huge!
Cloud: Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: Great...

*Bahamut battle*
Cloud: You got to be kidding me. Bahamut again?!
Tifa: Overused summon?
Cid: Seen in every Final Fantasy.
Tifa: People do like Bahamut.
Cid: Because it's a dragon?
Tifa: Nah. Must be because it looks awesome.
Cloud and Cid: Oh....
Cloud: Isn't there a better reason?

Cloud: *gets chased by fangirls* GET THESE FANGIRLS AWAY FROM ME!
Aeris: Fangirls have been chasing him for hours. We should really help him.
Tifa: That's what he gets for being awesome and the ultimate hottie to most girls' eyes.

Cid: YEAH! OUR MOVIE IS AWESOME!
Cloud: Once again, Bahamut.
Tifa: Stop complaining Cloud. A lot of action scenes in it.
Yuffie: And a Sephiroth battle!
Barret: Better than the first movie they made.
Tifa: I did see some Chocobos in that.
Barret: Yeah, two scenes, but they weren't real.
Luneth: Someone say Chocobo?

*backstage*
Sephiroth: *measures his sword* I shouldn't have missed.
Cloud: Still trying to find out how you missed?
Sephiroth: YES! I mean, c'mon, this sword is as tall as a regular mattress.
Cloud: Well, Aeris did stop praying and moved out of her spot, maybe that's-
Sephiroth: No, I could of still impaled her even if she got up and moved a little bit.
Cloud: Maybe one of the wires broke.
Sephiroth: Nah, I checked all the wires.
Cloud: Just don't worry about it. You know, while you're distracted I can kill you right now.
Sephiroth: I would stab you before you get the chance to kill me.
Cloud: Want to challenge that?
Sephiroth: You're on! *Cloud and Sephiroth begin a sword battle*
Tifa: *sighs* They'll never give up...

Aeris: Mr. Director, what should I do next after my body sinks into the water?
Director: Oh. Just stand somewhere off the stage and look pretty.
Aeris: o_o That's it?!

Aeris: Cloud?
Cloud: Yeah?
Aeris: How come we haven't gotten a remake yet? We're the best possible Final Fantasy game out.
Cloud: Don't know. Do you actually want to go through your death again?
Aeris: No, but I still want a remake. Look at the other Final Fantasy games. They all got remakes.
Cloud: Yeah, but mostly for the GBA and DS.
Vincent: They did have a "demo" of FF7 at one of the gaming show before.
Aeris: But that was a "demo". How long ago was that?
Cloud: At least we got our own movie.
Aeris: True.




Tidus: Hey Rikku?
Rikku: Yeah?
Tidus: How can we stay underwater for such a long time and don't need to go up for air?
Rikku: Magical invisible air helmets.
Tidus: What?
Rikku: Never knew that? While you were unconscious, we placed it on you. No one will ever tell you have it on.
Tidus: This place is weird.
Rikku: Your outfit is weird.

*Bahamut battle once again*
Tidus: Again with Bahamut?
Yuna: At least it changed.
Tidus: I liked it when it looked like a regular dragon. Now it's a human dragon. Watch, it'll be named after a ship soon.
Yuna: Umm...
Tidus: Don't even say I'm right.

Tidus and Yuna: *laughing in an awkward way*
Wakka: What the hell is with the awkward laugh?
Auron: I don't know, but it's getting annoying.
Wakka: Was this scene awarded the most "Awkward scene in a video game" by some tv show.
Auron: I believe so.
Tidus and Yuna: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *still laughing in an awkward way*

*Battle against Sin*
Sin: *keeps getting attacked by the group*
Tidus: Sorry dad! *attacks Sin again* Sorry again. *attacks Sin once again* I'm really sorry about that one.
Wakka: Are you going to continue to say sorry to something that isn't your dad anymore?
Tidus: *attacks again* SORRY! Yes. Even if it's a terrifying, huge, monster, Sin is still my dad.
Yuna: Aw, that's so kind of you Tidus.
Tidus: But my dad still has to die. *attacks again* Sorry, but I still hate you!

*Anima battle*
Tidus: What the-
Wakka: Anima looks like the new zombie leader.
Tidus: Why is it called Anima? People might mistake its name and call it Anime.
Yuna: It's still a cool name.
Tidus: What's with the chains? Will something bad happen if I break the chains? *begins striking the chains*
Wakka: You idiot! *stops Tidus* Don't dare unleash its ultimate power!
Tidus: What? Creatures from hell take over the planet?
Wakka: Yeah, pretty much.
Tidus: Oh ok. *stares at chain and continues to attack it*

Tidus: No movie or remake? Our game feels hurt and left out!




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