Chapter 5 - Twilight

Sorry for the disappearance. I’ve been drawing a lot and working on a few other stories.

Yes, I know all of you are waiting for the crossover chapter, but that’ll have to wait for another time. This one chapter is dedicated to a movie that has been released within the month, Twilight. Yes, I found scenes where I can make goofy outtakes from. This will be the only chapter featuring a movie.

*Note: This will not be as long as the other chapters. Those composted of many video game sequels into one. This is just one movie.*

Bear with me. I’ll be jumping from one scene, to another, and back to something before that. And please, no hate comments. This is just for comedy purposes.
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Director: Hello, everyone. It’s been far too long since our last appearance. Now, when I saw Twilight, twice, I got ideas flowing into my head
Tech Crew: Ideas?
Director: Yes. Now, I want to make my first and only Movie Outtake from this movie. What scenes will make the cut? Find out, NOW!
Tech Crew: *readies the anti-hate mail barrier*

Edward: *to Bella while she hangs onto his back* Hang on, Spider monkey!
Audience: That’ll be my quote for now on!
*Audience 1 car ride*
Person 1: 26 Park Ave, please.
Audience: Ok. Hang on, Spider monkey!
Person1: Wtf? *driver drives fast*
*Audience2 child’s swing*
Child1: Daddy, I don’t want to do this anymore. *holds onto rope*
Audience2: Don’t be silly. Hang on, Spider Monkey! *pushes child*
*Movie theater*
inu43: People are just killing this quote with a spork now..

*Hospital*
Bella’s Mom: You fell down two flights of stairs.
*Hours ago*
Bella: I’m somehow in a building with a stairway. What could happen? *ice mysteriously appears. Bella trips over that and falls down the first set of stairs. Break point* Ow! Well, at least I stopped. *somehow, her body rolls down the next stair set* Oh, so predictable..
Bella’s Mom: And then, you went through a window.
*imagine scene again*
Bella: *still falling* Oh, what else could happen? *window magically appears at the bottom of the stairway* Oh, so convent.. *crashes through window*
*Hospital*
Bella: Yeah, sounds like me. Such a lie..

*Car Crash Scene*
Bella: *puts stuff in car while glancing at Edward* Well, at least I’m not totally invisible.
Edward: *to group* Be right back, forgot something. *walks off*
Director: Edward, where are you..?
*car appears and goes out of control*
Bella: *turns around* Edward will safe me!
*Off stage*
Director: Edward, you’re on!
Edward: Sorry, I had to pick-up..
Alice: It’s too late. *points to a crushed Bella*
Director: *sighs* We lost another one..

*Baseball Scene*
Alice: Alright, batter’s up!
Rosalie: *Miss dog, has entered. Readies bat*
*Alice throws the ball and Rosalie hits it. It falls into a homerun zone, but knowing Edward, he can get the ball in seconds*
Person2: Camping is sure fun! *head gets hit with 100mph ball and dies*
Edward: *grabs ball and rushes back*
*Awkward silence..*

*Prom*
-Edward and Bella begin to dance and only Bella’s reflection is shown in convent water-
Person3: Hey, look! Water!
Person4: And a person’s dancing alone! *looks at Bella, but sees Edward* Huh? Wtf!?

inu43: You know, Bella reminds me off someone.
Director: How’s that?
inu43: Well, she’s klutzy, ummmm… klutzy, umm.. err… klutzy?
Director: So, who does she remind you of?
inu43: You haven’t noticed?
Director: Nope.
inu43: Who’s the biggest klutz you know?
Director: My Tech Crew!
inu43: No, think harder..
Director: Me!
inu43: … *storms off*
Director: Oh! Oh! The Ice Cream Man!

*End of Battle*
Mysterious Voice: Finish Him!
Alice: *snaps James’s neck*
Mysterious Voice: Fatality!
inu43: Ouch! That’s gonna leave a few marks on the bones.

*At night*
Bella: *asleep in her bed*
Edward: *munches down on popcorn* Oh! She’s dreaming now!

*After the whole romantic scene in the supposedly meadows*
Bella: Hey, Edward.
Edward: Yes, Bella?
Bella: This whole scene, this whole time I forgot about my bag I placed in the forest twenty minutes ago.
Edward: We’ll be able to find it.
Bella: You sure?
Edward: Trust me.
*Night*
Bella: Still nothing?
Edward: I’m still looking!

-Titles-
Edward: Obsess Stalker
Bella: Klutzy Klutz
inu43: Bella
Director: Brainless goof



inu43: Extras is only me. You’re lovable girl, inu43! Sorry about the long gap time with the latest chapter. My computer crashed one day and I lost everything I wrote. I mean EVERYTHING. The crossover chapter, a few other chapters, and few other things. Yeah, it was rough. I can remember a few scenes, but mostly have to start back to square one with those. I should have the chapter updated soon, hopefully before Christmas arrives. If not, before 2009 begins. I’ll be glad if everyone can wait just a bit longer for the series to continue. Until then, goodbye!
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Next Chapter: We continue to the Crossover and the deleted scenes from the previous chapters!

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