Chapter 1 - Chapter 1

Ashton: I love Ice Cream! The cones look like Barrels, speaking of which...(Throws the Ice Cream to the side and looks both ways to make sure no ones there. Digs in pocket and pulls out a mini Barrel and kisses it)

Cally: Whatcha' doing?

Ashton: AHHH! Get away from me! I want some time alone with my Barrel.(Huggs it closely)

Cally: I love Barrels.

Ashton: Really?

(Romantic music plays)

(BOOM! A bomb goes off)

Ashton: Gahh!(Flies in the air and lands in Cally's arms with exed eyes.

Cally: My pour sweet Ashton. Damn...why is it that whenever I get a boyfriend he dies? Anyways, don't worry Ashton, I'll get you help!

(Goes to Akako's house)

Cally: ?(Sees a sign that a sign that says "Jade's hospital") Jade! Help, I think Ashton's dead!

Leon: Hey! I was here first. I have a papercut that will kill me in a few minutes.

Jade: O.O;...Cally, come with me.

Akako: Why is Leon getting drunk so much? It's bad for him...and at such a young age...

Chelsey: Well, being Claude's friend is worse for him.

Akako: Suddenly, I think Leon's life makes no sense to me...

Cally: Jade? Where did you get your PHD from? You're only 12!

Jade: The Internet.

Cally: O.O;

Jade: Good News everyone! Ashton's not dead!!

Cally: YEAH!!

(Everyone gathers around Ashton)

Ashton: (Has swirly eyes) Are you my mommy?(Points to Dias)

Dias: O.O; Looks like Ashton got stupider...

Claude: Seems the same to me.

Everyone: ?! What are you doing here ?!

Claude: I don't know.

Cally: You insulted Ashton. I'm going to kill you! (Laughs insanly while breaking a leg off of a chair. Claude cowers) AHHH!! (Cally chases Claude while hitting him with the chair leg)

Everyone: (Whatches Cally beat up Claude)

Claude: (missing most of his teeth an has black eyes) Ahhh!!

(Samantha lands her spaceship on Claude)

Samatha: Where's my Claude?

Everyone: O.O;

Ashton: (looks at Samantha) Are you my mommy?

Leon: ::Hiccup:: Have some Vodka. (Opens Samantha's mouth and pours a tub of Vodka in it)

Samantha: (Drunk and looks at Ashton and pictures Claude) Claude my love!!

Ashton: Mommy's scareing me! (Holds back the kissing Samantha)

Cally: Hey, get away from my man!!

Samantha: Your man?!

(ERRR!! Samantha and Cally glare at each other)

Leon: Hey?! Who drank all the Vaodka? ::Hiccup:: There was a tub of it here a minute ago.(Passes out)

Samatha: (Passes out)

Cally: Yay! We won! (kisses Ashton)

Ashton: (Stops being stupid) Hey, get away from me!

Cally: I think I like the stupid Ashton better...

Samantha: (Wakes up) I might not be able to defeat you and your twin, but my Yu-Gay-Oh team can!

Joey: Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yugi: I'm the only one whose allowed to say that! I'm calling my lawyer!!

Samantha: Okay, maybe Yu-Ge-Oh.

Joey: YU-GI-OH!!

Samantha: (Passes out)

The End...For now...

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