Chapter 1 - Canadian Jokes and a Alien joke!
Submitted June 13, 2006 Updated June 13, 2006 Status Incomplete | This are just some jokes that I heard of..and some of them I made
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Chapter 1 - Canadian Jokes and a Alien joke!
Chapter 1 - Canadian Jokes and a Alien joke!
CANADIAN JOKES
Q: If you''re Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
A: European!
Q: What does Canada produce that no other country produces?
A: Canadians!
Q: How did Canada get it''s name, eh?
A: Well, it all started when the first people discovered Canada...
Man#1: Cool, we dicovered a new country, eh?
Man#2: Awesome, eh!
Man#1: But, what should we name it, eh?
Man#2: Well...eh. *pulls out a bag full of random letters* *pulls out one* C, eh? *pulls out another* D, eh? *pulls out another* N, eh?
And thus, Canada was born!
Um, yeah, here''s the long alien joke.
Okay...there was a bunch of aliens and they came to earth. They were really curious. The aliens came out of their ship and went their seprete ways..
Alien#1: *walks into a Kareoke Bar and hears people going "Oh yeah! Oh yeah!"* Oh yeah, oh yea?
Alien#2: *walks into a movie theatre and hears "Nananananananana Batman!!!!"* Nananananananana Batman?
Alien#3: *walks into a reasturant and hears people saying "Forks and knives! Forks and knives!* Forks and knives, forks and knives?
Alien #4: *walks into a Pepsi commercial and hears "For the joy of Pepsi!"* For the joy of Pepsi?
Later....
The four aliens met up with each other and were walking along down a street. They saw a dead woman on the road and a police man standing near her. The police man notices the four aliens.
Police dude: Did you do this?
Alien#1: Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Police dude: Who do you think you are?
Alien#2: Nananananananana Batman!
Police Dude: What did you use to kill her?
Alien#3: Forks and knives! Forks and knives!
Police Dude: Why would you do it?
Alien#4: For the joy of pepsi!
So, the police man was going to arrest them. But the aliens fried him with thier ray gun and went back to thier home planet.
Okay, okay, I''ll do one more joke for this page.
There was a white man, a black man, and a chinese man eating dinner with thier wives.
White man: Pass the honey, honey.
Black man: Pass the sugar, sugar.
Chinese man: *is conufsed to a moment* Pass the pork, piggy.
So, you could just imagine what happened to the Chinese man..
IMAGINE IT!
Q: If you''re Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
A: European!
Q: What does Canada produce that no other country produces?
A: Canadians!
Q: How did Canada get it''s name, eh?
A: Well, it all started when the first people discovered Canada...
Man#1: Cool, we dicovered a new country, eh?
Man#2: Awesome, eh!
Man#1: But, what should we name it, eh?
Man#2: Well...eh. *pulls out a bag full of random letters* *pulls out one* C, eh? *pulls out another* D, eh? *pulls out another* N, eh?
And thus, Canada was born!
Um, yeah, here''s the long alien joke.
Okay...there was a bunch of aliens and they came to earth. They were really curious. The aliens came out of their ship and went their seprete ways..
Alien#1: *walks into a Kareoke Bar and hears people going "Oh yeah! Oh yeah!"* Oh yeah, oh yea?
Alien#2: *walks into a movie theatre and hears "Nananananananana Batman!!!!"* Nananananananana Batman?
Alien#3: *walks into a reasturant and hears people saying "Forks and knives! Forks and knives!* Forks and knives, forks and knives?
Alien #4: *walks into a Pepsi commercial and hears "For the joy of Pepsi!"* For the joy of Pepsi?
Later....
The four aliens met up with each other and were walking along down a street. They saw a dead woman on the road and a police man standing near her. The police man notices the four aliens.
Police dude: Did you do this?
Alien#1: Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Police dude: Who do you think you are?
Alien#2: Nananananananana Batman!
Police Dude: What did you use to kill her?
Alien#3: Forks and knives! Forks and knives!
Police Dude: Why would you do it?
Alien#4: For the joy of pepsi!
So, the police man was going to arrest them. But the aliens fried him with thier ray gun and went back to thier home planet.
Okay, okay, I''ll do one more joke for this page.
There was a white man, a black man, and a chinese man eating dinner with thier wives.
White man: Pass the honey, honey.
Black man: Pass the sugar, sugar.
Chinese man: *is conufsed to a moment* Pass the pork, piggy.
So, you could just imagine what happened to the Chinese man..
IMAGINE IT!
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ermangel on June 13, 2006, 12:36:00 PM
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woot~! that's awsome!!Phantomdragoness on June 13, 2006, 10:46:00 AM
oh that alien one was hilarious!Glimmer; i don't wanna imagine what happened to the chinese man