Chapter 4 - Dib regains his sanity

Mez says:(Okay!)Dragonfly says:(YAY!)Dragonfly says:(where did we leave off?)Mez says:(Uhhh..... Mez was staring at a slushie bunny)Mez says:(Zim was unconscious, and Gir was dancing.)Mez says:(I'm going to add myself okay?)Dragonfly says:( okay )Mez says:A girl with long dirty-blonde hair walked down the street. She was wearing an Invader Zim T-shirt, and red pants. She looked over and saw Dib, her eyes widening abnormally.Mez says:Zim's eyes slowly blinked open. He sat up and looked around, seeing the mobile home and the destruction it had caused. "MY BASE!!!!" he screamed, jumping up.Dragonfly says:Dib blinked tooDragonfly says:"MY BASSET HOUND!" He shouted randomlyMez says:The girl, whose name was Caitlin, walked over to Dib. "Are you real??" she asked.Mez says:Zim immediately ran into the nearest elevator, mumbling a curse when he remembered that the power was off.Dragonfly says:Dib just stared at Caitlin....Dragonfly says:Dib started to shake like a crazy monkey man and bounced around on Caitlin's head. Dragonfly says:Dib screamed a squealMez says:Caitlin, shivered, looking strained. "Must...resist...urge to...hug..."Dragonfly says:Dib loved to scream like a crazy baboon so he did it for ten more minutesDragonfly says:Dib ran off of her head and bought a solen ice cream cone from an evil man.Dragonfly says:and gave it to CaitlinMez says:Caitlin broke into a run, waving her arms wildly. "I'M NOT A FANGIRL!!" she screeched.Mez says:She ran back, took the ice cream, and skipped away.Dragonfly says:"WAIIIITTTTT! YOU NEED TO HIT THE ICE CREAM!" Dib screamed back after CaitlinMez says:Zim, with difficulty, managed to get to the main floor. Dragonfly says:a small dove landed on Zim’s head....Dragonfly says:it started to peck...peck....peck...peckMez says:Zim tried to shake the dove off as he searched for his disguise.Mez says:Caitlin walked back to Dib, keeping her distance for his safety. "Did you hit your head or something?" he asked.Dragonfly says:The large hippo was giving Gir a piggyback ride while going to SIX FLAGS!Mez says:(She)Dragonfly says:(while)Dragonfly says:(*SNOOOORRRRTTTTS*)Mez says:Gir squealed with pure enjoyment as he attempted to eat the merry-go-round.Dragonfly says:Hippo just chuckled a loud garrgleDragonfly says:(whatever a garrgle is...)Mez says:(Isn't it a type of hat?)Dragonfly says:(who knows...)Mez says:Caitlin poked Dib, "Are you okay?" she asked again.Dragonfly says:(I love chocolate!)Mez says:(WOOOOO!!)Dragonfly says:"Dib okay" said DibDragonfly says:Dib is rubbing his stomach and tap dancing at the same time (WHAT SKILL)Mez says:Caitlin raised an eyebrow, "Are you sure you didn't hit your head??"Dragonfly says:(I'm sooo random when it comes to stuff like this!)Mez says:(I should try that...)Dragonfly says:Dib grabbed Caitlin’s hand and dragged her all around townMez says:Caitlin, who couldn't resist any longer, let out a high pitched fangirl squeal.Mez says:She then covered her mouth, her eye twitching.Mez says:Mez, who had been staring at a hobo the entire time, returned her attention to the slushie store.Dragonfly says:Dib twitched tooo!Mez says:Caitlin, slowly turned around and looked at Dib. "Dib...I think you should run..."Dragonfly says:"WHYYY GO?" Mez says:Without hesitation, Caitlin rushed towards Dib. "Cus' I wanna hug ya!!"Dragonfly says:"OOOOOOooooOOOOOOooooo!" Dib just walked away as fast as he canMez says:Mez stared, unblinkingly at Dib. "He's doomed like that town I visited yesterday..."Mez says:Zim put on his disguise and ran out of his base. "This is all the Dib-pig's fault!" he muttered.Dragonfly says:"NO IT'S NOT YOU!" DIB shoutedDragonfly says:from a distanceDragonfly says:behind ZimMez says:Zim whirled around and faced Dib. "You-" but he was cut off as Caitlin tackled him.Mez says:"DON'T WORRY I LOVE YOU TOO!!" Caitlin quoted, trying to hug the struggling Zim.Dragonfly says:Dib started singing the Barney song...Mez says:Mez picked up a baseball and bat, "You'll pay for that statement!" she informed Dib, before hitting him on the head with the ball.Dragonfly says:Dib started to dance with a barney doll "I LOVE YOU BARNEY!"Dragonfly says:Dib faintedMez says:Caitlin stopped hugging Zim and stared at Dib, giving Zim enough time to escape.Mez says:Mez smirked, walking over to Dib. She then proceeded to hit him repeatedly with the bat.Dragonfly says:Dib screamed like a little girl and ran offDragonfly says:MEANWHILE! The supa mushroom danced a giggled a a huge wave washed the city of Atlantis with soap. Everyone was cleeaaannnn!Dragonfly says:The hippo took Gir's hand and lead him to the roller coasterMez says:Gir laughed and dragged the hippo into the coaster.Mez says:(onto)Dragonfly says:The hippo writhed on the ground because of the pullMez says:Gir meowed as the roller coaster started.Dragonfly says:The hippo just sat there as the people riding behind him were passing out due to the smellMez says:Zim chased after Dib, "You'll pay for ruining my base!" he yelled.Dragonfly says:Dib stopped running and took out a laser! "HA I've GOT YOU NOW!"Mez says:Zim stopped running and started in amazement and confusion.Mez says:"But you... Are supposed to be... A DROOLING MORON!!" he yelled, still motionless.Dragonfly says:"My intellectual plan has surpassed even yours Zimmy!" Dib stated boldlyMez says:A look of disgust replaced Zim's confusion. "NO HUMAN IS SMARTER THAN THE ALMIGHTY ZIIIM!!"Dragonfly says:"Are you sure? You look pretty dumb right about now!" Dib replied harshlyMez says:Mez and Caitlin watched Zim and Dib, while eating popcorn.Dragonfly says:Dib spun around and shot the laser at Zim. Mez says:Zim screeched in pain, falling to the ground. "OH YOU ROTTEN HUMAN PIG-MONKEY!!" he yelled.Mez says:Mez and Caitlin started drinking soda.Dragonfly says:"Your insults don't affect me!" Dib stated as he was about to stun him with a electric net.Mez says:Zim struggled to his feet. "Look who’s talking! You're the one who was singing that pathetic Barneeey song!" he retorted, his spider legs inching out of his PAK.Mez says:Zim quickly hopped into the air, his spider legs emerging fully from his PAK. "Who's laughing now!?" he asked triumphantly, even though no one had been laughing.Dragonfly says:The giant purple hippo fell from the sky and landed on Zim with Gir on his backMez says:Zim's spider legs collapsed under the weight, causing Zim to fall. Gir squealed, "Woo! DO THAT AGAIN!!"Mez says:Caitlin looked worried, while Mez clapped, "Yeah! Do it again!"Dragonfly says:The hippo sat on Zim and helped Gir upMez says:Zim flailed his arms wildly, trying to get out from under the hippo. "MY SKELETON IS BEING CRUSHED!!!" he screamed.Dragonfly says:Dib smirked as he watched him enemy in his weakest state.Mez says:(Wow, was he faking being stupid the entire rp?)Dragonfly says:(I don't know..)Mez says:(Or did Mez knock some sense into him?)Dragonfly says:(you decide!)Mez says:Caitlin walked over to Dib, "I GET IT! You were faking!" she exclaimed.Dragonfly says:"Who are you?" Dib asked the girl he never seen beforeMez says:Caitlin was about to say that she was a fan, but didn't want to confuse him. "I'm just a random passerby..." she lied.Dragonfly says:"Whatever, I'm busy here! I need to catch that alien. HE IS AN ALIEN!"Mez says:Mez, who had been poking the hippo with a stick, looked up. "Yup! She's just a normal stupid human!"Mez says:Caitlin couldn't suppress a giggle, " Well, then I won't want to bother you!" she said, walking back to the sidewalk.Dragonfly says:The hippo snickered as he was being pokedDragonfly says:A giant hole opened up behind Caitlin and...Barney popped out of it. He stated to dance around Caitlin.Mez says:Caitlin stared at the purple dinosaur. "Umm...Mez?" she asked for help. Mez stopped poking and started whacking Barney with the bat. "WHY WON'T YOU STAY DEAD??!"Mez says:Zim managed to struggle out from beneath the hippo. He lay on the pavement panting. "Owww... My Squeedilyspooch!" he moaned.Dragonfly says:Barney, half dead, got up and poked Zim's SqueedilyspoochMez says:(O.o)Dragonfly says:"Does it hurt?" Barney asked Zim in a high pitched voiceMez says:(Squeedilyspooch is an internal organ1)Dragonfly says:( oh...LOL)Mez says:(OrganMez says:(lol)Mez says:Zim stood up and stretched, "Hey, my spine is still in place!" he realized gleefully.Dragonfly says:WEEEDragonfly says:(sorry that just escaped)Mez says:(That's okay!)Dragonfly says:The supa mushroom fell from the sky and landed on BarneyMez says:Zim glared at Barney, before activating his spider legs. The legs came out broken and crushed, because of the hippo.Dragonfly says:Barney screamed and ran around. "GAH! MUSHROOM!"Dragonfly says:The supa mushroom took over Barney's head. It is now the supa-ultra-dino-B-Mushyroom! Mez says:(WOO!)Dragonfly says:(WEE!)Mez says:(WOOOOO!!)Mez says:Zim, ignoring the horrible state his spider legs were in, attempted to tackle Dib. Of course, the legs couldn't support him, causing him to crash into Dib.Mez says:(Crash)Dragonfly says:Dib didn't even move. The thrill of excitement was so thrilling, that he just stood thereDragonfly says:(lol, that didn't make sense)Mez says:(Yeah! lol!)Dragonfly says:Dib took out a large collar from his back pocket and put it over Zim. "You belong to me alien!"Mez says:(O.o)Mez says:(Zim is Dib's pet now?)Mez says:(lol)Mez says:Zim blinked not really understanding. "Eh?"Dragonfly says:"I'm going to show you to the world! Then everyone will think I'm everything but CRAZY!" Dib laughedDragonfly says:Dib pressed a button on his shoe. Suddenly the sky darkened and Zim's collar started to glow. A large shock bolted from the sky and stunned ZimMez says:Zim tried to back away before the lightning hit him. "I have to g-ARGHHHH!" he screamed, getting struck.Mez says:(That's...different...)Mez says:(SHOES ARE POWERFUL!!)Dragonfly says:(^.^)Dragonfly says:Dib laughed hard and long Dragonfly says:(we wrote a lot)Mez says:(Ya!)Mez says:(Want to separate this now? I can save this and we can continue in another chapter.)Dragonfly says:(okay)Dragonfly says:YA!

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