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Chapter 1 - funnyness
Submitted: March 10, 2005 • Updated: March 10, 2005
Word count: 382 • Size: 2k • Comments: 33 • views: 803

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elvisfan123 on April 10, 2009, 7:10:56 AM

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elvisfan123hahahahahahhahaha OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!!

laurelrokz on June 18, 2008, 12:18:21 PM

laurelrokz on (Chapter: 1)
laurelrokzHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
cake.

mewichigo2 on December 20, 2007, 10:27:26 AM

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mewichigo2I think I peed mahself a little bit reading that...
x'D
loololol9ololololol9olololololol
That was hilarious.
>3<

FluffysPrincess2968 on December 20, 2007, 7:58:26 AM

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FluffysPrincess2968XD OHMIJESUS THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!! XDDDDDD

finalxfreak on October 21, 2007, 5:36:22 AM

finalxfreak on (Chapter: 1)
finalxfreakhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

that guy is an idiot fo rdoing that....

but then again...
so is the wife

inuchibi on August 10, 2007, 12:22:09 PM

inuchibi on (Chapter: 1)
inuchibilol wut an idoit :D

heartagram66 on July 10, 2007, 1:57:55 AM

heartagram66 on (Chapter: 1)
heartagram66XD XD XD XD XD!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Vampress on March 7, 2007, 7:49:52 AM

Vampress on (Chapter: 1)
VampressThat was HILARIOUS! The end was the funniest, but also the grossest....no offense. I'm laughed so hard. I showed it to my brother and he also liked it! Poor poor turkey....

AmmyK on January 14, 2007, 10:49:29 AM

AmmyK on (Chapter: 1)
AmmyKO MY GOD!!! LMAO

homiez502 on October 16, 2006, 8:07:46 AM

homiez502 on (Chapter: 1)
homiez502LOL


*FAVS*

fuzzyavalanchefob on October 8, 2006, 8:33:03 PM

fuzzyavalanchefob on (Chapter: 1)
fuzzyavalanchefobROTFLMBO!!!!!!!
XD

AnimeChick21 on September 10, 2006, 5:00:18 AM

AnimeChick21 on (Chapter: 1)
AnimeChick21That's hilarious!
a little gross, but still very funny!

Guitar_person on July 25, 2006, 3:31:39 PM

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Guitar_personOMGAH
taht is so hilarious
x]
im laughing so hard
maybe cuz its of hyperness
who KNOWS!!!!!!
newayz
great job..

CrimsonCutter on April 11, 2006, 5:24:11 AM

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CrimsonCutterHMM IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE FUNNY BUT REALLY IT IS JUST CRULE HMM IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMTHING I WOULD DO :) o.O were did you get it from or did you just make it up?

Whatsername on December 6, 2005, 3:27:35 AM

Whatsername on (Chapter: 1)
WhatsernameOMSG! frackIN' AWSOME! *between laughs* he he he he! Spigin' gr8! =^.^=

kirara_n_sango on October 28, 2005, 9:54:44 AM

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kirara_n_sangolol

DarkMustang on October 7, 2005, 10:12:18 AM

DarkMustang on (Chapter: 1)
DarkMustangOhhh....nasty thoughts, nasty thoughts......


O.O That's just gross. But....what happens to the turkey's innards? Do they just stay there or something?

SandTL2003 on October 4, 2005, 4:07:41 AM

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SandTL2003Yeah...um... Ouch? Poor guy. I wonder what he would do when he finds out it was his wife who did it to him. Now that would be interesting.

_Sanctuary_ on September 11, 2005, 12:01:10 AM

_Sanctuary_ on (Chapter: 1)
_Sanctuary_ewwww.....

TorturedSoul on August 4, 2005, 2:44:55 PM

TorturedSoul on (Chapter: 1)
TorturedSoulAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow... :::breathes really hard:: I wasn't expecting that last part.. AHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHH! really gross mental image...yet...so very funny! XD

punkrocker on July 18, 2005, 1:30:24 PM

punkrocker on (Chapter: 1)
punkrockerI can't stop laughing*still laughing*

DjSonic on July 16, 2005, 6:21:19 AM

DjSonic on (Chapter: 1)
DjSonicHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!! *starts to cry from laffin so hard* thats so sick hahahahahhahahahaha

Ruby_Luffys_Musician_and_Lover on July 2, 2005, 5:13:44 PM

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Ruby_Luffys_Musician_and_Lover*Dies from laughing* HAHAHAHAHA *wipes tear*

killagamelord on May 25, 2005, 8:54:33 AM

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killagamelordi thank all who comment on this

jura on May 24, 2005, 11:07:40 AM

jura on (Chapter: 1)
juraHahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahhahaha(dies...comes back to life)hahahhaahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhahahahahaha(dies...again)

Necromancer_of_Death on April 22, 2005, 9:14:43 AM

Necromancer_of_Death on (Chapter: 1)
Necromancer_of_Death*dies lauging* oh my god! I love that joke!! lol !!! so funny !!! *faves*

killagamelord on April 14, 2005, 9:54:52 AM

killagamelord on (Chapter: 1)
killagamelordthey weren't his guts remember*knocks on head*

Demonspite on April 7, 2005, 12:22:49 AM

Demonspite on (Chapter: 1)
DemonspiteOh... My... fracking... God... I'm both totally grossed out, and struggling not to laugh my @$$ off (I'm in my school, and I've got to keep up my reputation of "evil depressed psycho".)
But I can't help but wonder...
HOW'D HE FIT THEM ALL UP HIS @$$!? (I have a feeling I'm the only one who thought of that...)

SoloAzume on April 4, 2005, 8:46:43 AM

SoloAzume on (Chapter: 1)
SoloAzumeO.O; No comment...

Blood_Dagger on March 29, 2005, 1:17:31 PM

Blood_Dagger on (Chapter: 1)
Blood_Daggeroh oh *gasp**gasp* HAHAHAHAHA *bangs head against the wall* hahah omg omg omg omg *sniffles* awsome haha
oh wow nice very nice Wa HAHAH *wipes tears from eyes* holy holy nice so funny!!! NICE!

twilightofdespair on March 13, 2005, 12:33:29 AM

twilightofdespair on (Chapter: 1)
twilightofdespairOMG *put hand over face, with mouth wide open,speechless* I cant believe it.

KotokoPlum on March 12, 2005, 1:44:07 AM

KotokoPlum on (Chapter: 1)
KotokoPlumOmg... O_O I seriously have no idea what to say....

FaustVIII on March 10, 2005, 7:31:26 AM

FaustVIII on (Chapter: 1)
FaustVIIIo.O WAHAHA! HOLY shoot! thats just great, by the grace of god? HAH! >< wow thats just great.
-faust