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Chapter 1 - The Weirdness Begins

(humor) the yugioh gang have been payed to stay in a haunted house for a couple of weeks and uncover the mystery of the mad scientist Dr Howler.
 
it is loosely based on 'Scary Movie' with some aspects from family guy, Scooby Doo and other cartoons in

Chapter 1 - The Weirdness Begins

Chapter 1 - The Weirdness Begins

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The Weirdness Begins[/color]

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The Yugioh gang have entered the mansion of the mad Dr Howler and Kaiba tagged along too because he wouldn''t miss seeing Joey wet himself now would he? ...  (oh and the Yamis have their own bodies)[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]*They are all inside looking dumbstruck... well.... maybee not the Kaiba brothers because they have a bigger holiday mansion*[/color]

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Joey: *shivers* This place is givin me da creeps, you guys[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Seto: *sarcasticly/usual tone* Awww is the puppy afraid of an old mansion? Why don''t you leave just now and save yourself the embarassment of wetting yourself at every strang noise you hear?[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Joey: *jumps in front of seto so he can yell in his face* I''M NOT AFRAID OF NUTHIN, RICHBOY!!!  *jumps 5ft in the air and screems like a little girl when the door slams shut on it''s own*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Everyone:*Anime Sweatdrops*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Duke: *jumps up and down all hyper like* Hay... I have an idea... a good one[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Bakura: *snorts* Well theres a first[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Ryou: *scolds* Be nice *turns to duke with a sweet smile that could give you diabetes* Please continue[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Duke: *looks confused* Continue what?[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Malik: *sighs* You said you had an idea[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Duke: *stupid smile* oh... yeh... that... I kinda forgot[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Everyone: *anime facefalls*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Yami: We could split up in to teams and check out parts of the mansion so we know were everything is and don''t get lost[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Tea: *glomps him* That is such a good idea. I [i]love[/i] it[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Yugi: *prys tea off him with a cro-bar before she suffocates him*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Malik: So... who is gona go with who?[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Yugi: *thinks for a moment* Joey, Duke and Tristan can go together[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Seto: *smirks* Team Stupid[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Joey, Duke and Tristan: *give Seto death glares which have no effect*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Yugi: Kaiba, Mokuba and Tea can go together[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Bakura: *snikers* Team Sweet ''n'' Sour[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Seto: *growls at Bakura*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Yugi: I''ll go with my fellow Hikaris and the Yamis can go together... oh and we meet up hear once we explore one part... agread?[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Everyone: *mutters* Agread[/color]

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*5 minutes later everyone splits up*[/color]

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Team Stupid (A.K.A Joey, Duke and Tristan) check out a long hallway[/color]

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Joey: Why do i get the feeling we''re being watched?[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Tristan:*clucks like a chicken*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Joey: I AINT NO CHICKEN!!! ... wait a sec where did Duke go?[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Tristan: *shrugs shoulders* Dunno maybee ghosts got im... *sighs not realy caring* oh well... life goes on[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Joey: *laughs* DON''T BE STUPID, STUPID THERE AINT NO GHOSTS!!![/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Duke: *jumps out infront of them wearing a white cloth with eye holes cut out* BOO!!![/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Joey and Tristan: *jump in to eachothers arms and screem* [/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Duke: *takes off sheet anf laughs* You... should... have... seen... the... looks on your faces *laughs harder*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Joey and Tristan: *still trembling in feer*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Duke: *stops laughing and cocks an eyebrow* C''mon guys it wasn''t that scary[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Joey and Tristan: *shake their heads and point behind Duke* GHOST!!![/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Duke: *turns around to come face to face with a real ghost* AAAHHH!!! RUN FOR IT!!!![/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Team Stupid: *run away screaming like little girls*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Ghost: *Anime Sweatdrops* Pathetic[/color]

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Team Sweat ''n'' Sour (A.K.A Kaiba, Mokuba and Tea) check out the grand dinning room[/color]

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Tea: *started one of her dreaded friendship speaches* Blah Blah Blah FRIENDSHIP!!! Blah Blah Blah[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Mokuba: *had too much sugar and is now hyper (YAY SUGAR!!!) HAYSETOISN''TTHISROOMTHESAMESISEASHOURS!!![/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Seto: *has a huge vain on his forehead* WILL THE BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP I''M TRYING TO THINK!!![/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Ghost woman: *apears behind Seto and taps him on the shoulder*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Seto: *turns around* WHAT!!![/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Ghost woman: *calmly* Could you please calm down. There is a vain on your head the sise of an Anaconda and it''s realy scaring me[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Seto: THEN frack OFF THEN, dog!!![/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Ghost woman: *floats away crying waterfalls of tears*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Tea and Mokuba: *look on dumbstruck*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Seto: *clamly* I feel better now[/color]

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Team Hikari (A.K.A Yugi, Malik and Ryou) check out the kitchen[/color]

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Yugi: It''s a good thing we found the kitchen before Joey, Duke and Tristan did[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Malik: Especialy Joey. Otherwise we wouldn''t have any food left[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Ryou: It''s also a good thing the people who sighned us up for this agread to restock the kitchen every day. Otherwise we''ll starve [/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]All three: *laugh like idiots*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Creepy voice: GET OUT!!![/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]All three: *jump in surprise before recovering quickly*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Malik: *looks around stupidly* Why?[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Creepy voice: COZ I SAID SO!!![/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Malik: I never listened to old guys and i''m not gonna start now *stomps his foot*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Ryou and Yugi: *in unison* M...M...Malik...I...it''s not a G... g...good idea to anger...[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Creepy old guy: *jumps out of a cupboard weilding a deadly spatula* HHHAAA HHHAAA HHHAAA!!! MABEE NOW YOU''LL LISTEN!!![/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Malik: *grabs nearest object which is a frying pan and whacks the creepy old guy in the face with it*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Creepy old guy: *is unconcius*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Team Hikari: *back up towards the door whistling inocently*[/color]

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Team Yami (A.K.A Marik, Yami and Bakura) check out the basement[/color]

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Marik: I dare you to drink it, Pharaoh *he found a bottle of flourecant green liquid*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Yami: *takes bottle and eyes it''s contents suspiciusly*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Bakura: Wazzamatter. Pharaoh not man enough to drink a strange liquid?[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Yami: *growls at Bakura* I''m not afraid to drink it[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Marik: Then prove it[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Yami: *opens bottle and drinks all it''s contents then throws the empty bottle away*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3](Unknown to everyone that green liquid is a potion made by the mad scientist that turns people in to animals)[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Marik and Bakura: *stare at him dumbstruck while he smirks at them both*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Marik: *slowly* I... don''t...believe....he....just....did....that......[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Bakura: *thinks outloud* It couldn''t have been poison then since he seems fine. I think.....[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Yami: *Anime Sweatdrops* I feel so loved......[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Marik: *2minutes later notices an old furnice* Hay... you guys.... come chck this out *walks up to it and opens the door*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Yami and Bakura: *walk up behind Marik and peer over his shoulder (or in Yami''s case try to)*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Marik: *looks disapointed* This doesn''t look very intresting....only dust, more dust and a creepy old skelliton *looks surprised* wait a skelliton...cool...[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Skelliton:*gets up and walks out the furnice*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Team Yami: *backs up a bit as the skelliton gets out*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Bakura: *to skelliton* Are you trying to scare us or something?[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Skelliton: *nods his head as it moves closer*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Yami: *evil smirk* Well i guess we''ll have to show you who to fear *rips skull off skelliton* KEEP AWAY!!! *passes to Bakura*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Bakura: KEEP AWAY!!! *passes to Marik*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Marik: KEEP AWAY!!! *throws skull in furnice and closes door when skelliton goes in after it*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Team Yami: *exit the basement laghing evily*[/color]

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Avatar on December 16, 2006, 5:14:24 PM

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Avatar*laughs*that is one heck of a story!Comedy and horror.Hahahaha

bloodyfeetwall on October 6, 2006, 9:36:58 PM

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bloodyfeetwallI absolutely love it! :D ^-^ Poor skeleton! Go team Yami!!!

Yami_And_The_Fallen_Angel on August 30, 2006, 4:20:13 AM

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Yami_And_The_Fallen_AngelOoooo o.O Team Yami is scary?

Yashie44 on July 24, 2006, 4:35:35 AM

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Yashie44Hey, this is hilarious. I love it!

Atems_Little_Girl on July 21, 2006, 1:07:32 PM

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Atems_Little_GirlThat is very good and funny! ^^

HikariYugiYamiAtemu on July 18, 2006, 9:53:08 PM

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HikariYugiYamiAtemuHey! your fanfics are cool! :D

Fatal_dreamer on July 13, 2006, 1:34:15 AM

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Fatal_dreamerlol cool !hehe go tteam YAMI *sees skelliton*anime sweatdrops ME:RUN AWAY *runs away laughing evily with skelliton head in my hand...lol cool story!!!!!!

13SlinkAnsem on July 12, 2006, 10:59:23 PM

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13SlinkAnsem*laughs* Very funny. ^^ Keep it up.