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Chapter 7 - What?

(humor) the yugioh gang have been payed to stay in a haunted house for a couple of weeks and uncover the mystery of the mad scientist Dr Howler.
 
it is loosely based on 'Scary Movie' with some aspects from family guy, Scooby Doo and other cartoons in

Chapter 7 - What?

Chapter 7 - What?

 

[color=#800080" size="3]For once all is quiet in the mansion, *snort* like that's ever gonna happen, and now what you've all been so patient waiting for, *drumroll*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Dr Howler: *running upright* *he looks like a werewolf from one of thoes old black and white movies (in otherwords not even a baby would be terrified of him)* Run rabbit run, run rabbit run, RUN RABBIT RUN!!!. RAWWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!! (1)[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Yami: *to himself* Stupid cat body, stupid short legs and STUPID WEREWOLF!!!! (keep in mind these guys arn't that normal *sigh* that's the last time i recruite from mental hospitals)[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Dr Howler: Come back, pretty kitty. You'll make a great apetiser[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Yami: Must. Run. Faster......Faster!!!! *spots pile of boxes up ahead* he he he *jumps over them*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Dr Howler: *trips over them and lands flat on his face*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Yami: Thats what you get for chasing cats *dose a weird little kitty happy dance*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Dr Howler: *gets up again*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Yami: *stops dancing and drops ears* Oh......No *bounces off like a demented rocket* RUN AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!![/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Dr Howler: *growls* I'm too old and rich for this *turns around and walks off*[/color]

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Back with the breakfast club[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Joey: *found a radio* Hay...check dis out!!! *turns it on*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Radio: *Random song plays* Hit me baby one more time. I must confess that my only mess is killin me now. Don't you know i still believe. So give me a sighn....[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Joey and Radio: Hit me baby one more time....*continue on with song in unison*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Radio: Will you shut the frack up and let me sing already!!![/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Joey: O_O.... Guys....the Radio is talkin to me....[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Duke: Dude....shut your fracking mouth....my favrite show on.... yo[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Joey: When did you start talking like that? and when did you find a T.V?[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Duke: Since i drunk dis bottle *shows Joey the bottle* It says instant girl speach....[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Joey: Ummmm.....that says getto....not girls and why do you want to talk like a girl?[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Duke: *stares blankley* I. Don't know *he's back to normal now*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]T.V: And you've been sleeping with your friend's dog for how long?[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Joey and Duke: *pull their faces right up to the T.V* Swwwwweeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaattttttt...it's Jerry Springer...[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Malik: *Anime sweatdrop* I'm not even going to ask....[/color]

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With the runnning idiots[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Bakura: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *coming from one direction*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Marik: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *coming from the other*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Both: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *crash in to eachother*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Marik: *dazed* Did anybody get the number of that buss?[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Bakura: *is also dazed* Who are you calling a bust?[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Marik: Ha ha you said butt....[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Bakura: I did? Oh Yeah he he he *colapses* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Marik: I like chicken *colapses* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz[/color]

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With our kitty cat[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Yami: *hears something coming* This time i'm ready for you...dog boy *pounces* ATTACK!!! [/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Tea: *catches Yami in mid pounce* Hay there kitty *scratches ears*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Yami: Tea, I'm not a....*relaxes* ppppppppuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...............[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Tea: Lets go find the others....[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Yami: *nods while swishing his tail*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Dr Howler: *jumps out from a corner* Aha!! *sees Tea* AAAAHHH!!![/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Tea: AAAHHH!!![/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Tea: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WEREWOLF!!!![/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Dr Howler: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!![/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Dr Howler: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE FRIENDSHIP SPEECH GIRL....RUN AWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!! *runs through walls making werewolf shaped holes as he goes along*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Tea and Yami: *Anime sweatdrop* Weird guy....[/color]

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5 min later[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Yami: *points to the groun with his paw* Look....it's Bakura and Marik, they must have fallen asleep[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Tea: *sighs* I'll wake them up *kicks Bakura in the chest and Marik in the face*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Bakura: Is it marning already? *gets to his feet*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Marik: *jumps up* What is it with you people and waking me up by attaching my face?[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Yami: I don't know....[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Bakura: *grumbles* *notices Tea* I thought you got captured, wait let me guess..... Sylvester *points to Yami* came to save you after giving up trying to catch tweety *smirks*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Tea: I have no idea what your talking about but that weird guy let me go after i explained what good friends i have....[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Marik: *mutters* Don't blame him....[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Yami: I wonder how the others are doing....[/color]

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With the others[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]*they have Dr Howler tied to a chair and are beating the crap out of him with frying pans*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Tea, Yami, Bakura and Marik: *walk in*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Seto: NOw to find out who this creep realy is....*pulls mask off Dr Howler*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Everyone: *gasp* It's Dartz[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Joey: Wait there's another mask *rips other mask off*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Everyone: *gasp* It's Pegassus[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Malik: Another mask *rips mask off*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Everyone: *gasp* It's Kaiba[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Seto: That's not me you idiots *rips other mask off*[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Everyone: *gasp* It's.......[/color]

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Woman's voice: Yami....Yami....wake up[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Yami: *blinks* Who? What? Where?[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Tea: *giggles* Yami...you fell asleep while i was talking again....[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3]Yami: *sighs* Of cource, a dream, a strange dream. I think I'll continue my dream *grins and goes back to sleep*[/color]

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THE END[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3](A/N: I's finaly over, what do you think?)[/color]

[color=#800080" size="3](1) i got that quote from house of 1000 corpses[/color]

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blueeyesgirl3 on December 8, 2006, 10:04:32 PM

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blueeyesgirl3who was the person under the 4th mask?Gr8 story!

Yashie44 on September 3, 2006, 2:22:33 PM

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Yashie44That's was soooo good! Why can't you continue it!!? So funny...

Yami_And_The_Fallen_Angel on August 30, 2006, 5:13:01 AM

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Yami_And_The_Fallen_AngelTHAT WAS TOO FRICKEN FUNNY!

TurtleQueen on August 27, 2006, 8:22:03 AM

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TurtleQueenhahaha! LOL! funny! haha! funny! why must the good stories end befor the 99th chaptr is up? why?!? haha. still funny. i liked the part where marik and bakura are all confuzed. ha ha! *favs*

HikariYugiYamiAtemu on August 20, 2006, 4:08:01 PM

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HikariYugiYamiAtemuLoL! SO EXTREMELY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD but too bad..it's over...*cry* :P

zeldafan92 on August 19, 2006, 10:59:01 PM

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zeldafan92lol! rofl! lmao! Hahahhahhahhahhahahahahaha! omgsh that is so fricken funny. Espeically the part where Tea kicks Marik in the face *grins with a twisted pleasure of satisfaction* POWER TO THE FRIENDSHIP SPEECH GIRL! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *coughs* sorry...