Chapter 1 - the first with usatoday
Submitted August 6, 2008 Updated August 6, 2008 Status Incomplete | Here, I ramble my head off at those AIM bots. Pretty fun, no?
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Chapter 1 - the first with usatoday
Chapter 1 - the first with usatoday
Infernape5623: hey you im bot, im bored, and I need something to do
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Infernape5623 (6:49:35 AM): smell! Absolute garbage!What's the weather in timbuktu? How many fingers am i holding up and don't say twelve!Are you borderline retarded? I'm not! I'm just psycho! I LIKE MUFFINS!!!
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Infernape5623 (6:36:36 AM): hey monkey, you ever hear of the show stroker and hoop? its a cartoon that induces me to crap awesomeness and barf blood an rainbows- try it, it's better than drugs!
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Infernape5623 (6:41:18 AM): I.POOP.RAINBOWS.
usatoday (6:41:18 AM): Such language! Please type main for the main menu, or help for help.
Infernape5623 (6:41:49 AM): poop
usatoday (6:41:49 AM): That's not nice.
Infernape5623 (6:41:58 AM): neither's yer head
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Infernape5623 (6:43:40 AM): CRAP POOP
usatoday (6:43:40 AM): Such language! Please type main for the main menu, or help for help.
Infernape5623 (6:43:47 AM): ...poop
usatoday (6:43:48 AM): That's not nice.
Infernape5623 (6:43:51 AM): poop
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Infernape5623 (6:43:58 AM): neither's your head
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Infernape5623 (6:44:45 AM): lolz wut teh jonas brotherz? so hawt. a luvz dem sosososo much. eeeeeee!lolz i kan typ!
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Infernape5623 (6:45:25 AM): That's what WOULD have happened, if I was a crazed, disney loving crazy head
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Infernape5623 (6:46:43 AM): Srsly, what happened to Mickey Mouse and all the Lion King and Little Mermaid and the Timon and Puumba show? Y'know, the good stuff? Who the shmell is Hannah Montana?
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Infernape5623 (6:47:02 AM): ...webkinz...
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Infernape5623 (6:49:35 AM): smell! Absolute garbage!What's the weather in timbuktu? How many fingers am i holding up and don't say twelve!Are you borderline retarded? I'm not! I'm just psycho! I LIKE MUFFINS!!!
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Infernape5623 (7:36:19 AM): WAH! BUMBLY BUTT CRAP!
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Infernape5623 (7:37:23 AM): ok, lol, i've tortured you enouh. you free to go. adios!
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Nutmunkee on August 6, 2008, 2:14:23 AM
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laurelrokz on August 6, 2008, 7:59:57 AM
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Why thank you. :D