Chapter 1 - FF Tournament

Final Fantasy - The Olymipics



The Competitors:

Tidus d

Wakka d

Selphie d

Squall d

Cloud d

Yuffie d

Yuna d

Aerith d

Auron

Rikku d

Lulu d

Vivi d

Garnet d

Eiko d

Zidane

Quena d



Matches

Match 1: Tidus VS Quena



Tidus: Who's this?

Quena: I…am…Quena

Tidus: You're pink and fat and Lardy!

Quena: And you're an arrogant little brat!!

(Quena does a spinning flying attack)

Tidus: Argh!! You're tough!

Quena: Hee! Hee!

Tidus: But not tough enough!!

(He slices Quena in half! Yellow bubbly fat goes everywhere)

Referee: Tidus wins the match



MATCH 2: Wakka .VS. Zidane



Wakka: You been training a lot, ya?

Zidane: Not as much as you should've before you saw me!!

Wakka: Bring it on!!

Zidane: TRANCE POWER!!

(With purple “Trance” energy glowing around him. Zidane attacks)

Wakka: AAAHHH! Don't ya know that hurt, ya?

Zidane: Sure!!

Wakka: But not as much as this!!!

(Wakka throws his blitz ball but Zidane throws it back at him)

Wakka: What?

(BOOSH)

Wakka: erk

Referee: Zidane Wins

Zidane: Yesss



Match 3 - Selphie .VS. Eiko



Selphie: Let's go, little girl!

Eiko: You can't talk!

Selphie: Whatever!

Eiko: Don't underestimate me!!

(Eiko attacks Selphie)

Selphie: That hurt!!

Eiko: I'm sorry that I….

KILL YOU!

(She attacks again)

Selphie: Now this isn't funny!!

(Selphie does a ten-hit combo with her wooden skipping rope handle hitting Eiko each time!)

(BOOSH)

(BOOM)

(POW)

(WHAP)
(GRAA)
(POOF)

(BONK)
(KA-)

(-POW)

(BOOF)

Eiko: Aaahhhhhhhhhhh!

Referee: Selphie Wins

Selphie: Yay! I won!



Match 4 - Squall .VS. Garnet



Garnet: Oh no!! What am I to do!

Squall: I'm sorry, Princess!

Garnet: Okay, bring it on!

(Squall keeps hitting Garnet and Garnet keeps using heal spells)

Garnet: This is it

(Garnet summons a giant phoenix)

Squall: What the?

(The Bird whacks Squall out of the arena)

Referee: Princess Garnet wins

Garnet: I wasn't expecting that!



Match 4: Vivi .VS. Cloud



Vivi: I dunno if I can do this…

Cloud: That's because you don't stand a chance!

Vivi: Oh…Firaga!

(Vivi casts a fire spell hurting Cloud badly)

Cloud: Argh!

Vivi: Oh…uh…err…Blizzaga?

(Vivi casts an Ice spell on Cloud)

Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAH! Erk

Referee: Vivi wins!

Vivi: Hee! Hee! I won!



Match 5: Lulu .VS. Yuffie



Yuffie: you don't stand a chance against the great ninja, Yuffie!

Lulu: Need a good Jolt?

(Lulu zaps Yuffie with the lightning spell, “Thundaga”

Yuffie: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Yuffie: (As black as charcoal) you'll pay for that!

(Yuffie throws a ninja blade (Shuriken) at Lulu)

Lulu: You missed, Ninja Girl so…BURN!!

(Lulu casts a fire spell on Yuffie, “Fira”)

Lulu: She's K.O'd

Referee: Lulu wins!!!

Lulu: Excellent!



Match 6: Rikku .VS. Yuna



Rikku: Yuna?

Yuna: I'm sorry Rikku!

Rikku: You're not the one who should be sorry

(Rikku hits Yuna a number of times)

Yuna: Oh! I'll summon Kit Fox

(Yuna summons a mythical being called Kit Fox)

Rikku: Whassat?

Kit Fox: You're executioner!!

(Kit fox kills Rikku)

Yuna: I'm sorry

Referee: Yuna Wins!!



Match 7: Auron .VS. Aerith



Auron: Somebody else wants to die?

Aerith: Well obviously you do!

Auron: Well, I don't!

Aerith: Shame, because that's what's going to happen to you

(Aerith uses a power punch)

Auron: That all you got, woman?

(Auron knocks her head off with his sword. A quick and easy victory)

Referee: Auron Wins!!

Auron: humph! I should think so too!!



Match 8: Tidus .VS. Zidane



Tidus: It's hero versus hero!

Zidane: You're nothing!!

Tidus: Let's see then!

(Tidus stabs Zidane)

Zidane: AAARRGGHH! Now that wasn't nice

Tidus: Don't like It? Try this!

(Tidus attacks but Zidane blocks It and snatches his sword)

Zidane: Cool! Two swords!

(He throws his and Tidus' sword into Tidus' head)

Tidus: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Referee: Zidane wins!!

Zidane: That was easy!!



Match 9: Garnet .VS. Selphie



Garnet: Who are you?

Selphie: I'm Selphie. You must be Princess Garnet

Garnet: Please to make your acquaintance. Though I do wish it was under better circumstances!!!!

Selphie: Well let's go

(Garnet attacks Selphie, Selphie dodges it!)

Selphie: Missed, Princess!!

(Garnet tries again, Selphie blocks it!)

Selphie: My turn!!

(Selphie knocks Garnet so high she flies out of the arena!!)

Selphie: Whoops!

Referee: Selphie Wins

Selphie: Boy-o-boy!



Match 10: Yuna .VS. Vivi



Yuna: Super-summon

(Yuna summons many creatures)

Vivi: Doomsday!!

(Meteorites fall everywhere and kill Yuna and the Summon-beasts, Vivi escapes)

Referee: Vivi Wins!

Vivi: That was quick!



Match 11: Auron .VS. Lulu



Lulu: Thirsty?

(Lulu casts damaging water spell, “Waterga”)

Auron: Is that all you got other than a black dress?!

Lulu: Go, Moogle!!

(Lulu's pet, Moogle attacks Auron!)

Auron: That was pathetic!!

Lulu: And your attacks aren't

Auron: I haven't even attacked yet

Lulu: Are you going to this year?!! Or are you chicken?

(Lulu makes chicken noises)

Auron: If I'm a chicken you're a Chocobo!!

Lulu: And….

Auron: Stop winding me up!!!!

(Auron attacks Lulu several times)

Lulu: This…..doesn't…..count…..moron!!!

(Lulu falls)

Referee: Auron wins!!

Auron: Now I can't possibly loose!!



Semi-final match 1: Selphie VS Zidane



Zidane: It's not fair to put me up against little girlies!

Selphie: Hey!! I'll beat you up!!

(Selphie attacks but she is too weak to take hull damage)

Zidane: Obviously you won't!!

(Zidane easily K.O's Selphie)

Selphie: You!.......Grrr…..Ahhhhh…..

Referee: Zidane wins

Zidane: Fandabidozey!



Semifinals 2: Vivi .VS. Auron



Auron: The adrenaline in me is taking over!!!!

Vivi: Firaga! Blizzaga! Waterga! Thundaga!

(Vivi's series of powerful spells would kill a normal being. But Auron's adrenaline was overpowering and easily blocked out the spells)

Referee: He's still alive!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Vivi: Uh-Oh!!

(Auron sends cute little Vivi flying out of the arena with his sword!)

Referee: Auron Wins!!



FINAL: Zidane .VS. Auron



Referee: So folks, it's the final. Thief versus Thunder.

Sneak versus Stealth. Who will win? Only time will tell!



Auron: Oh, no. I'm against a hero and my adrenalin.

Zidane: Yes. You're mincemeat!



(Auron tries an attack but he is too weary and It is way too weak)



Zidane: Ha! Ha! That was a painful waste of energy!



Auron: I can't go on

(Zidane attacks Auron without mercy)



Auron: AAAAHHH!



(Then the voice of Jecht, an old friend echoes in his head)



Jecht: Come on, Auron. This isn't how I know you



Auron: Yes…Jecht…. This is for you….



(Auron uses the last of his energy to blow Zidane in to pieces)



Auron: I…. beat him….



Referee: AURON WINS THE WHOLE TOURNAMENT!!



Crowd: YAY!!!



Auron: No!!! I didn't win this….Jecht did….



(And he holds the trophy into the air)

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