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Chapter 1 - Outtakes a plenty

The outtakes that exist only in my mind

Chapter 1 - Outtakes a plenty

Chapter 1 - Outtakes a plenty
The Shaman King outtakes they can’t show you: Not even in the uncensored version.
Why? CAUSE THEY DON’T EXIST!

When Yoh goes to cut off Rio’s hair, his sword shatters because of the hair products in it.

Faust pulls of his coat to reveal a sparkling red evening gown. Later, a skeleton starts to play the piano and he sings ‘Cabaret’.

Len’s uncle farts after he sits on Rio. Rio is never the same again.

En makes Lee Pailong perform ‘The Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy’ after he beats Len up.

Boneyard Crush is actually a Broadway musical number that is performed by skeletons.

Yoh’s conversations with Anna are accompanied by dramatic music.

En’s home movies are accidentally replaced with ‘Adult Movies’. (And I don’t mean period dramas)

Eliza runs away with Lee Pailong, after using up all Faust’s furioku in the divorce.
Faust then starts courting Jun, who kills him and makes him her new guardian hunter spirit. Why? Cause she’s MINE! Stay away from my Jun


That’s all I can think of. If you feel like it, send me some ideas. (Note: I’m probably going to draw a few. Tell me what you want me to draw, and I’ll tally up the votes. ( You can only pick 2 of them.) Also, I’ll take requests. Think of something funny.

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bloodyfeetwall on June 25, 2006, 9:45:12 PM

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bloodyfeetwallTry Naruto outtakes, that will be hilariuos.

necromancer_boy on August 4, 2005, 5:10:56 AM

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necromancer_boywell, gundam seed has been getting a bit too serious, so....OUTTAKE TIME! MWAHAHAHA! *begins planning outtakes* lesse.....Cagali and Laccus walking in on Kira & Athrun in a rather compromising position..oh come on, you know it's true!
-anthony

dragons_healing_blood on August 2, 2005, 5:26:41 AM

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dragons_healing_bloodthanks alot, *hiccup* i was laughing so *hiccup* hard that *hiccup* i now have the hic-* hiccup*-cups!.....
that was great. you should definatly do more out takes

faustrulesallwithhao on August 1, 2005, 9:38:14 AM

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faustrulesallwithhaohahahahahaha you killed faust grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

SoloAzume on June 15, 2005, 7:30:19 AM

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SoloAzumeHAHA! *cough* CANT BREATHE!! MY BLOOD SUGUR IS RISING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! LOL! *rolls around, then rolls offa cliff, still laughing* *faves*

yami_yugi_chic on February 13, 2005, 7:59:44 PM

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yami_yugi_chicOMG I couldnt stop laughing after this, I strongley agree with Yohs sword breaking because of Rios hair

animejunkee on January 17, 2005, 11:37:02 AM

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animejunkeeThat was funny! (in fact I fell out my chair) *starts gigglinng again*

Emerald on December 26, 2004, 8:24:45 AM

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EmeraldROFLMAO You are now definetly going on my favorite authors list! ^___^

necromancer_boy on November 15, 2004, 11:38:45 AM

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necromancer_boyoh, really? well in that case...
that'll be the first pic i draw. HEY FAUST! GET OVER HERE! AND PUT THAT DRESS ON NOW!
Faust: Do i have to?
Me: YES!

Mags_Satan on November 14, 2004, 6:01:02 AM

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Mags_Satan*Clutches her ribs* OMG! That was funny! I'm now gonna have nightmares of Faust singing! Hmm... Shaman King the musical...? Nah, I'd give it a miss. *Starts laughing again and ends up rolling all over the floor*

bishyboylover on October 20, 2004, 7:43:23 AM

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bishyboyloverWait,I meant that you should do more Faust outtakes!

bishyboylover on October 19, 2004, 7:21:56 AM

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bishyboyloverYes,we know that.I pity you,poor boy...*Bows head in sadness*Anywho!*Back to her happy go lucky attitude* Do some of Faust's outtakes!That would be awesome!Oh,and best of luck to you and Robin!!!

necromancer_boy on October 18, 2004, 5:32:51 AM

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necromancer_boyJun is no longer with me. I have robin from wtich hunter robin now, and Jun is with a crazy blonde guy (though i suspect that Li Pailong may have bleached his hair and carried her off.)

bishyboylover on October 17, 2004, 7:30:05 AM

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bishyboylover*Laughing so hard she falls out of her chair* I-I CAN'T-I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!HAHAHAHA!!!Omg...too funny...yeah.I hate musicals too...unless it's Chicago...anywho!Is the guy that your Jun is dating Cloud from Final Fantasy 7 or Tidus from Final Fantasy 10?Just curious!

necromancer_boy on September 29, 2004, 8:11:15 AM

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necromancer_boya quick adjustment: Jun has left me for a-and i quote-'crazy guy with blonde hair from an anime/manga or a video game' any ideas? (Note: it's not Faust. He's still in the hospital after he tried to take my most recent lady friend, Robin Sena. STAY AWAY FROM HER AS WELL! *Eliza gives him calming needle* Ya know, that happens WAY too often,

necromancer_boy on September 29, 2004, 8:09:06 AM

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necromancer_boyactually, coolartist, i'm not a broadway fan. I saw this thing where they counted down the top forty show-tunes (i...hate...show...tunes), and one of them was (unfortunately) 'cabaret', which i saw and thought 'hmm, i can just see everyone's favourite lunatic-necrophiliac-drag queen-necromancer singing that. and thus, these outtakes were born. don't ask about the 'boneyard crush' one. hehehe

Niriian on September 18, 2004, 9:52:55 AM

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NiriianO_O *dies laughing* Oh dear Lord... I can't breathe! *falls over*