Chapter 1 - Sk8r Boi

Disclaimer: Everything here belongs to Jhonen Vasquez and Avril Lavigne!!

IZ's version of Sk8r Boi...

Zim Is An Alien!!

*by nocturne_dune

[Dib in stage]

He was a boy, I was one too

At least he told us so in Skool

Nobody could see, no one but me

That there's something fishy

So I told them all, he was a fraud

As he stood there in front

But he escaped this discussion

Saying he had a skin condition...

CHORUS:

Zim is an alien, he is an alien

Just look at that little creep

Now that he's in the Earth, he's gonna kill us all

I told you all, now who's the freak!

So in his base, I sneak to get in

Doing whatever just to stop Zim

But every time I almost win

I fail and he rubs it in

And so every day, he causes a stir

Reeking havoc with his dog, Gir

The only reason why I'm singing

Coz I went numb due to Gaz's beatings

CHORUS:

Zim is an alien, he is an alien

And, oh, his grave I will soon dig

Earth will bow down to me, notice my glory

And tell me that my head isn't big!

[instrumental]

[Zim suddenly shows up, grabs the mic from Dib then pushes him away]

Sorry Earth but you'll miss out

Well tough luck this rock's mine now

You will all be soon my slaves

Showing the Tallest that I'm brave

Sorry that you couldn't see

The superior being's me!

I can see all of you frown

So go ahead, to me, bow down!

[Dib's turn on the mic as he swipes it from Zim...]

He's not a boy, look, he's all green

We all know that that isn't human skin

And with my friends at the Swollen Eyeball

We'll expose the alien that taunts us all!

CHORUS:

[Dib] Zim is an alien

[Zim, despite what he sang earlier] I'm not an alien! I am a normal wormbaby!

[Dib] Come on you're a lier, your pants are on fire!

[Zim] At least my head isn't big!

*they continue to sing insults to each other. the audience decide to leave already, what a waste of money. oh, and i throw a tomato before i leave too.

*end*

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