Chapter 1 - Me + Mr.Paper

Me + Mr. Paper



You really have to know me to understand this bunch of goofballiness… If you're reading it then get ready to be scared. Before I typed it, it was in mirror language, then I translated it, so yeah. Just thought I'd better warn you…



Once upon a time, there was a little girl who liked writing backwards… wait, that's ME, glorious ME!! I'm really, really BORED!!! SERIOUSLY!! LA-DE-DA! YAWN… YAWN DA-DE YAWN YAWN!! YAWN YAWN!! Um… just last year I lived in Maryland and I… HATED IT!! It was the worst experience of my life! Well, I guess it wasn't all bad, mabe… Anyways, I'm SUPER BORED right now!

The best part of living in Green Acres… no, southern Maryland… was that it was close to my grandparents'. I also liked having a

MEEP!

Having a fr-

M-E-E-P!!! MEEP, MEEP, MEEP!!!

THAT'S IT!! YOU BETTER STOP RIGHT NOW!!

Stop mocking me!! Don't even look at me like that… don't look at me at all, Mr. Paper!!!

You're making me lose my concentration-

64. No repeats, or Hesitation-

STOP!! As I was saying, I also liked having a friend who lived on my street. Something funny about that is we were COMPLETELY opposite. She's Caitlan Olivia and I'm Olivia Kaitlyn. I'm not gonna go into a HUGE description.

I'm gonna say it again, I'm BORED!! Wait… don't stop reading! NOOOOO!! I can't think!! NOT AGAIN!!! NOOOO!!!

I e exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't care that you don't care, Mr. Paper!! Who cares what you think if you're just a stupid piece of paper!! That's what I thought!! Don't look at me like I'm crazy, Mr. Paper! Hey, stop it! I don't care if you've seen it today- It doesn't even exist!! Grr… meanie-pants!!

I'm not done with you yet, and don't even start to think I am! Gngvigik;.' Stop making me mess up!! Humph! I'm not writing on you anymore! Okay, I guess there's nothing better to do.

Hold up! Did you just say what I think you said? Did you just say you're Mr.Paper's dad… Hey, I know it's not true, LIER!!

Stop that or you're gonna make me turn this car around! GRRRR!! Stop making me sound like my dad!!!

Don't sass back at me, mister! I don't want to hear it, mister!! Eat your broccoli!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED…

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