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Chapter 2 - Insanity at Karate----*

I sware I am not drunk or anything! I'm just really hyper...besides I'm not old enough to drink...why am I rambleing!! AHHHHH!!

Chapter 2 - Insanity at Karate----*

Chapter 2 - Insanity at Karate----*


At 7:30 on a Tuesday Alison, Kim, Nicole, Emma,and Michelle went in Emma's karate class*


MICHELLE: Look at all the pretty shiny thingy's!

EMMA: Zander's trophy is bigger then him! HA HA

ALISON: Kim lets go bother him!

KIM: Ok

* Kim and Alison goes over and starts slaping Zander.

ALISON: Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother HA HA

KIM: Bother Bother Bother Bother! HA HA

ZANDER: Ow! STOP IT!!

* Emma walks up to Zander with arms wide open*

EMMA: Give me a hug...

ZANDER: No

EMMA: Give me a hug....

ZANDER: NO!

EMMA: G'me a freak'n HUG!!!!!!!!!

ZANDER: AHHHH NO NO MERCY MERCY!!!!

NICOLE: I love you.....

ZANDER: really...

NICOLE: Yes..but you turn me off........in a weird way...

EMMA: It's because he has chub!! HA HA

KIM: I heard there is going to be a pool party for the Karate people!

EMMA: Ya...but Zander's not allowed to go because he would scare small children.

MICHELLE: Why?

EMMA: You don't want to know...he's just hidious!

ZANDER: HEY!

* everyone starts to point and laugh at Zander like retards*
*Emma slaps him an gasps for air like retard*

EMMA: Zander is unnaturally unbeleivably below average....

ZANDER: What?

EMMA: You have an itsy bitsy tennie wennie.....*ahum.

ZANDER: Huh?

ALL: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU'RE SO DUMB AHAHAH DUMB! *Points*

ALISON: CHHHHHHHHOOOOOOCCCCCOOOOLLLLLAAAAATTTTTEEEE!!!!

KIM: Breathe...

NICOLE: Zander turns me off in some odd way........geezz

EMMA: You know he knows you like him?

NICOLE: WHAT!

EMMA:Ya he found out last night!

NICOLE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

KIM: *points* AHAHAHAHAHAHA

MICHELLE: I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I'M HERE!

ALISON: ME NEITHER!

KIM: *snorts*

EMMA: *Laughs like retard*

ZANDER: *is on floor rolling back and forth saying "Mommy".

CAMERON: I am adopted.....

EMMA: Yes you are Camme Poo!

CAMERON: Uhgg...

MICHELLE: I Like Pasta!

ALL: YAAAAAAAA!!!

NICOLE: My blood hurts......

*Has pasta fight like a bunch of retards*


END~

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