Chapter 11 - Bringing Insanity to Ancient China*

This is a Insanity story based on Fushigi Yugi....^^ If you don't know about it then check up on it! It's an awsome series! ^o^



ALISON: Hey! We are in Ancient China! WHOOT ^O^

MICHELLE: *does the monkey*

EMMA: I don't really know who is all here?

NICOLE: TAMAHOME!! THE HOTTNESS! O_O

ALISON: WHERE?

KIM: She was telling emma who is here..

NICOLE: No he's right there! *tackles*

ALISON: NO FAIR!! *tackles*

TAMAHOME: HHHHHHEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

KIM: *presses buton on a remote*

ZAAAAAAAAPPPPP!

NICOLE: OWWWIEEE!

ALISON: That hurt!

*Tamahome runs up and hugs Kim*

TAMAHOME: Thank you Thank you Thank you!!

NICOLE: *_*

ALISON: *__*'

MICHELLE: Who's dat? Who's dat?

TASUKI: *runs up to Michelle* You speak my Lingo! WHOOT!

MICHELLE: ..............

EMMA: *does the Macarina*

KIM: *runs around in circles*

EMMA: *runs around in circles then runs into a tree*

MICHELLE: Watch out for that tree! *shakes hands*

*They all walk untill they got to a dock*

EMMA: Hey! Let's go on a ride in a boat! A big one!

NICOLE: YEAH!

ALISON: ROAD TRIP! wait.....WATER TRIP! *waves hands in air*

TAMAHOME: ._.

NICOLE: WHOOT! Lets get that big one....

KIM: K

*Tasuki is behind tree*

TAMAHOME: What are you doning Tasuki?

TASUKI: nothing...

TAMAHOME: I get it...YOU CAN"T SWIMMMMM!! BWAHAHAHAHA! *points*

TASUKI: Of course I can...w-what are y-you talk'in bout?

TAMAHOME: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Everyone gets on the boat...Tasuki was forced by Alison*

TAMAHOME: HAHAHA! The time we get'em on the boat he starts shaking! ^O^

TASUKI: SHUT UPPPPPPPPP!!

*Tamahome picks Tasuki up and walks to edge of the boat*

TAMAHOME: GO IN!! AHAHAHA!

TASUKI: AIIIIIIEEEEEE!!! HHHHAAAALLLLPPPP!!!

``````````````````````*meanwhile

ALISON: Let's name some symbols..like in english!

EMMA: Ok so what?

KIM: An American flag symbolizes Freedom...

MICHELLE: Unity also...

NICOLE: A dove symbolizes love

KIM: it also in some cases can symbolize death.....*joe* ahum*

EMMA: It symbolizes peace?

ALISON: Soap...

EVERYONE: ._. ???........

ALISON: What? Dove is a kind of soap..

EMMA: dear lord...

MICHELLE: Hey Who is that?

NICOLE: Thats....um....we call him the cat guy...

MICHELLE: Oh...kewl!

CHICHIRI: I am not a cat guy!! no da

MICHELLE:oh ok.....

ALISON: Look it's Yui! Lets roast her!

EVERYONE: OK! YABABABABABYAK!

YUI: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

ALISON: pft* retard...

*NICOLE HAS FALLEN ASLEEP*

*Tamahome walks up to Nicole and trys to wake her up, but Nicole of all people..once she's out she's out...*

TAMAHOME; Wake up Nicole You'll catch a cold! *shakes her*

NICOLE: *turns around* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HA!

TAMAHOME: ._. whoa..sleep laughing...

MICHELLE: Hi! Who are you?

NURIKO: I'm Nuriko....

MICHELLE: YOU ARE A MAN..

NURIKO: NO!! WHO TOLD YOU!

MICHELLE: Dude, you have no shirt on...

NURIKO: oh...AAIIIEEEEE PERV.. *slaps hands over his chest..*

MICHELLE: O_O *backs away* Homo... -__-

ALISON: It's not hard to swim Tasuki??


TASUKI: back demon! *crosses fingers*

ALISON: -_-

TASUKI: Witch! Witch!

ALISON: -__-'

EMMA: I can swim..that dosn't mean i'm a witch..

TASUKI: WITCH!

EMMA: I'm outta here..

KIM: *trips over Nicole*

NICOLE: mmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh

KIM: *slaps Nicole* WAKE UP!!

NICOLE: ray...

KIM: Oh dear lord...

MIAKA: Whoa this is a beautiful veiw..

NICOLE: *suddenly wakes up* Who invited you!?

MIAKA: I'm a preistess..

NICOLE: Yeah yeah and my toe is the empire state building.......

MIAKA: really?

NICOLE: -_-..........

HOTOHORI: Hey who are you guys...

NICOLE: OMG!! *hugs him*

ALISON: heeeeyyyy!! Pick one!

NICOLE: I like your hat!

HOTOHORI: -__________-'

NICOLE: Why did you turn away!? OH NO! I really do break people's eyes!!! >.<

EVERYONE: *tackles nicole* NO YOU DO NOT!!

ALISON: I cought YUI!!

KIM: I got the giant stick!

EMMA: I have the lighter

NICOLE: Emma you shouldn't play with fire??

EMMA: *stares into space evilly* hmmmmhmmmmHAHAHAHA!

NICOLE: *runs for her life*

MICHELLE: Yum Yui Jerky!

ALISON: ewwww.....

NAKAGO(general): NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY PRECIOUS!!! *hugs yui's jerky*

NURIKO: *randomly slaps Nakago* Perv! *walks away*

EVERYONE: ..............O_O

NICOLE: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

TASUKI: I'm gonna blow chunks

KIM: Not on me! Not on me!

ALISON: Sea sick?

TASUKI: *holds up sign that says "Bingo"*

ALISON: RUN!!!!

EVERYONE: Moves to the other side of the boat and break dances*

NURIKO: ARRRRGGGGG!!! WERE IS MY SHIRT!!!!!?

KIM: dude you are a guy...

NURIKO: uhh..but I'm a woman at heart..and don't look at me you perv..

KIM: ...............-_-

MICHELLE: I am nutts..

NICOLE: WHERE!?

ALISON: *smacks Nicole* niki....bad girl

NICOLE: oww...what'd I do!

KIM: nothing

EMMA: just be'in annoying

EMMA: LALALALA! *puts in the cha cha*

*everyone does the cha cha into the night*

END~

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