Chapter 5 - cheese is kidnapped! team rose to the rescue!

Short Story 5: Cheese is kidnapped! Team Rose to the rescue!



(Amy was at Emerald Coast, sitting on a lawn chair, gazing at a picture of Sonic. Cream, Cheese, and Big were playing in the water, happily.)

Amy: *sigh* if only Sonic were here to enjoy this day with me…

Cream: come play with us, Amy. You need to stop thinking about Mr. Sonic for a while

Big: uhhhh…if only Froggy was here. He love to swim…

Cream: nobody cares, Big

Big: aww…

Amy: yeah, I guess your right; I do need to stop thinking about Sonic for a while

(Cream turns around and sees that Cheese is gone, but a note has replaced his spot.)

Cream: what's this? `I have your chao. If you want him back, you must bring the following with you: $187423983.85, one belly dancer, and 33 cans of Spam. These requirements must be met by one day, or else your chao will never see tomorrow again.' Oh my god, Cheese!

Amy: this seems pretty serious

Big: uhhhh…

Cream: shut up! How are we supposed to meet all these requirements in one day?!

Amy: I got 85 cents

(Cream takes the 85 cents from Amy.)

Cream: well, we got that much, now we just need $187423983! Hmm…I got an idea! Big, you will be the belly dancer!

Big: oh, boy! My life dream!

Amy: okay, now lets go buy those 33 cans of Spam!

Cream: yeah!

Big: I'm gonna be a belly dancer! Just what my mommy always said not to be!!!

(At the super market, Amy and Cream were inside, looking for the Spam. Big was outside, doing belly dancer moves.)

Cream: I think it was a bad idea to leave Big out there

Amy: yeah, you maybe right…but look! We already got 10 cans! Now we just need 23 more!

(Later, Amy and Cream come out all 33 cans. They turn around and see Big belly dancing in front of little children.)

Amy: aahhhhh!!!

Cream: OoO

Kid 1: mommy, mommy! I wanna be like him when I grow up!

Kid 2: yeah, me too!

Mom: oh dear Lord, my children are hypnotized by this disgusting excuse for PG-13 entertainment!

Amy: please tell me this isn't happening

Cream: I told you it was a bad idea to leave him out here! Now he's degrading himself in public!

Amy: *groan* c'mon Big lets go!

Big: in a minute! I'm almost done with-

Amy: NOW!!

Big: oh fine

(Big walks over to Amy and Cream.)

Cream: lets see, we got 33 cans of Spam, one belly dancer-

Big: a.k.a., me!

Cream: what have I done…and 85 cents. All we need now is $187423983.

Amy: but where are we gonna get that much money?

Big: me!

Cream: Big, do you know how badly you are ticking me off?

Big: no

Cream: well, you are, a lot. Now shut up already!

Big: no, what I meant was I uhh…have that much!

Amy: Big, this is important so there's no time to be joking around

Big: I'm not joking, look!

(Big takes out a hat with $187423983 in it.)

Cream: wow, the retard has done something useful for once

Amy: great! Now we have all of the requirements and just enough time to go to the kidnappers lair and get Cheese back!

(That evening, they ended up at a middle ages style castle.)

Amy: okay, here we are to get Cheese back

(They walk up to a gate being guarded by a member of the Dark Legion.)

D.L. member: state your reason for your being

Cream: I have received a note from this location

(D.L. member takes the note and reads it over.)

D.L. member: hmm…very well then

(D.L. member opens the gates and they go into the castle and into a dark room with a giant chair, back side facing them.)

D.L. member: m'lord, three citizens require a visit to you

???: so be it. You may go now

(D.L. member walks off.)

???: and to what do I owe this visit for?

(The chair slowly turns around and shows Mighty sitting in it.)

Cream: Mighty?!?

Amy: Mighty!

Big:…who?

Mighty: yes it is I, Mighty!

Amy: but, why?

Mighty: why what?

Cream: why you took Cheese away from me, that's what!

Mighty: oh yeah. *ahem* why I took Cheese you ask? Because I wanted to test you

Amy: why?

Mighty: you really expect me to get all that stuff by myself?

Cream: so you made us get all this stuff because you were too lazy to get them yourself?!?

Mighty: well that, and the villain always makes the heroes get useless stuff

Cream: so you're evil?

Mighty: yes

Cream: why?

Mighty: because they wouldn't let me in Sonic Heroes

Cream: why?

Mighty: because- argh! Enough questions! Either you have what I asked or your chao will DIE!!!

Cream: *gasp* you wouldn't dare

Mighty: I will if you don't give me my requirements!

(Amy and Cream gave Mighty the money, cans of Spam and Big.)

Mighty: hmm…eh, this'll do. You can have your chao back

(A door opens and Cheese comes out.)

Cheese: chao, chao!

Cream: Cheese!

(Cream hugs Cheese.)

Mighty: okay, you can go now

Amy: wait! I want to ask you a question first

Mighty: like what?

Amy: why do you need all this stuff?

Mighty: well, I- hey! Do you think I'm that stupid?!? I won't tell you my plans like some dunder-head!

Amy: please?

Mighty: OUT!

(Amy, Cream and Cheese walk out of the castle.)

Amy: I still don't get why he needed that stuff

Cream: I guess this is one of those mysteries best left unsolved…

(Cream and Amy walk away to wherever they are going.)



The End





And what of Big you ask? Well guess what? I'm not gonna let you find out! MUAHAHA!!!!

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