Chapter 1 - Picture Time!
Submitted December 18, 2004 Updated December 18, 2004 Status Incomplete | This is just a script of a prank that Harry, Ron, and Hermione playing a trick on Snape. Well, hope that you like it.
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Chapter 1 - Picture Time!
Chapter 1 - Picture Time!
Picture time!
[Harry walks to Ron and Hermione who are sitting at the table.]
Harry: Hermione, Ron, I have something to tell you something.
Hermione: What is it?
Ron: Don’t tell me that you told everyone the time when Hermione hit me, did you?
Harry: No, it’s worse.
Hermione: Oh, what is it?
Harry: Uh, this.
[Harry hands Hermione and Ron a picture.]
Hermione and Ron: WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GET THAT?!?!
Harry: Uh, Malfloy’s giving out photos of you two. I had to buy one and show you guys.
Hermione: Well, WHERE DID MALFLOY GET THAT?!?!
Harry: Uh, he saw you two after Potions class.
Ron: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!
Harry: Uh, if I were you guys, I’d shut up by now.
Hermione: Why? Is Malfloy behind us? Because if he is, I’m ready to hit him!
[Hermione makes a fist and shows it to Harry.]
Harry: No, worse!
[Hermione and Ron turn around. Snape stands in front of them.]
Snape: What do we have here?
Harry, Ron, and Hermione: NO!!!
[Snape snatches photo and looks at it.]
Snape: Where did you get this?
[Hermione and Ron point at Harry.]
Snape: Potter?
Harry: Malfloy gave it to me!
Snape: This is clearly a picture of Mr. Weasley and Ms. Granger clearly brewing a potion. What’s the problem with that?
Hermione: People will be thinking that something is going on between us.
Snape: GAH!!! KEEP IT!!! JUST KEEP THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!
[ Snape drops photo and runs away. Cloud dust is seen.]
Hermione: He’s gone!
Ron: I’m glad that he’s gone.
Harry: Yeah. Now, Snape will never ask us to volunteer anymore!
Ron: Thanks for helping, guys. Now, he’ll never ask us to help him!
Hermione: I don’t know, I feel kind of sorry for him.
[ Harry and Ron stare at Hermione.]
Hermione: What?
Harry and Ron (singing): You like Snape! You like Snape!
Hermione: Do not!
Harry: Do to.
Hermione: I’m outta here.
[Hermione leaves the Great Hall. Hermione walks to her bed wearing her night gown.]
Hermione: Glad I got that off my chest. Why did Harry and Ron think...
[ A picture of Snape with a heart around it is on the bed.]
Hermione: HAAAARRRY!!!!!!! ROOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
Ron and Harry: We’re dead.
[Harry and Ron walk into potions class with books on their heads.]
Snape: What the?
Harry: Don’t ask.
Ron: Please.
[Hermione walks in with a smile on her face.]
Snape: I need to get a break.
THE END
[Harry walks to Ron and Hermione who are sitting at the table.]
Harry: Hermione, Ron, I have something to tell you something.
Hermione: What is it?
Ron: Don’t tell me that you told everyone the time when Hermione hit me, did you?
Harry: No, it’s worse.
Hermione: Oh, what is it?
Harry: Uh, this.
[Harry hands Hermione and Ron a picture.]
Hermione and Ron: WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GET THAT?!?!
Harry: Uh, Malfloy’s giving out photos of you two. I had to buy one and show you guys.
Hermione: Well, WHERE DID MALFLOY GET THAT?!?!
Harry: Uh, he saw you two after Potions class.
Ron: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!
Harry: Uh, if I were you guys, I’d shut up by now.
Hermione: Why? Is Malfloy behind us? Because if he is, I’m ready to hit him!
[Hermione makes a fist and shows it to Harry.]
Harry: No, worse!
[Hermione and Ron turn around. Snape stands in front of them.]
Snape: What do we have here?
Harry, Ron, and Hermione: NO!!!
[Snape snatches photo and looks at it.]
Snape: Where did you get this?
[Hermione and Ron point at Harry.]
Snape: Potter?
Harry: Malfloy gave it to me!
Snape: This is clearly a picture of Mr. Weasley and Ms. Granger clearly brewing a potion. What’s the problem with that?
Hermione: People will be thinking that something is going on between us.
Snape: GAH!!! KEEP IT!!! JUST KEEP THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!
[ Snape drops photo and runs away. Cloud dust is seen.]
Hermione: He’s gone!
Ron: I’m glad that he’s gone.
Harry: Yeah. Now, Snape will never ask us to volunteer anymore!
Ron: Thanks for helping, guys. Now, he’ll never ask us to help him!
Hermione: I don’t know, I feel kind of sorry for him.
[ Harry and Ron stare at Hermione.]
Hermione: What?
Harry and Ron (singing): You like Snape! You like Snape!
Hermione: Do not!
Harry: Do to.
Hermione: I’m outta here.
[Hermione leaves the Great Hall. Hermione walks to her bed wearing her night gown.]
Hermione: Glad I got that off my chest. Why did Harry and Ron think...
[ A picture of Snape with a heart around it is on the bed.]
Hermione: HAAAARRRY!!!!!!! ROOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
Ron and Harry: We’re dead.
[Harry and Ron walk into potions class with books on their heads.]
Snape: What the?
Harry: Don’t ask.
Ron: Please.
[Hermione walks in with a smile on her face.]
Snape: I need to get a break.
THE END
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psychopanda94 on July 22, 2006, 3:13:24 PM
Heh it is very good but itd be better if the boks were somewhere else.demonic_damsel on April 21, 2006, 9:06:59 PM
hehehe i like! there are a lot of symularitys between hermiony and snape aint there?keera_punked_out on April 17, 2006, 12:05:20 PM
LOL! This is funnah! You're a good writer.Ravens_bad_side on January 21, 2005, 9:29:35 AM
comment stupid people! it is good